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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned."
How do you fake clunge juice though  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though "
Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume. |
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though "
Piss, or the power of suggestion, like, omg can you feel that gushing ( no such gush) |
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though
Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume."
Seal it with a fart n roll over.
Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone. |
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By *eliWoman
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though
Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume.
Seal it with a fart n roll over.
Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone."
^ She knows. Men are simple. |
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though "
Wet yourself. Claim it isn’t piss.  |
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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago
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"Not if you've done your kegels. Get practising them now, they'll come in handy. Don't forget to pinch your cheeks for that post orgasmic glow as well, leave no stone unturned.
How do you fake clunge juice though
Pee a little and say you're squirting/gushing depending on the volume.
Seal it with a fart n roll over.
Hopefully when you peep out one of your "sleeping" eyes he's taken the hint and gone.
^ She knows. Men are simple."
priceless candour ... but chaps sort of know too ... x Anne |
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It depends on how good a actress the women is ha!
Course they will be blokes who wont be bothered as long as they do, others like me take it as a compliment when they do |
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"Just curious do men know when a woman is faking an orgasam ?"
Do they know? Do they care?
I'd like to think I'd know if it ever happened ( which probably proves the answer to your question is no!!) |
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"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.
I mean, why fake it tho?"
So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.
Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem" |
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"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.
I mean, why fake it tho?
So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.
Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem" "
Or when it’s getting boring and you want it ended sooner rather than later x |
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"Not all men can spot the difference. The best way to know it's not fake is the whip cream that come with it. If you piss, the smell will give it away.
I mean, why fake it tho?
So as not to hurt their fragile little egos, poor souls.
Or could it be that telling the truth has led to being told "there must be something wrong with ya, all the other women I've been with haven't had a problem"
Or when it’s getting boring and you want it ended sooner rather than later x"
Or they see it as something that HAS to happen before the session is over so they start getting really fucking rough and you think they're gonna pull yer chuff inside out.
Because you fancy a yoghurt.
Because something good is coming on the telly and you forgot to record the series link.
Because you're knackered and just wanna go sleepies
Because he's had a drink and ya know that if you don't pretend and play along it'll keep going on and on and you just want his stinking lying cheating scum bag body away from you, but ya can't say that coz it'll end in another beating |
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