"Cake ! Cakes even , that's what I want  "
It’s always cake !!! 
I want never gets I was told as a youngster
I’d just like a lady friend who’d take a look at my gentleman sausage every now and again and give it some female attention    |
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over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single  If only you where a hippy chick."
I won't sing to you, that's a promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single "
Sorry my husband is taken but you can borrow him for the above tasks. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"man who is kind and eager with an even more eager penis that's eager to cover me in his eager come.
Come or cum?"
Good question. Come the majority of the time, cum if it's decidedly raunchier and come looks too polite. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single If only you where a hippy chick.
I won't sing to you, that's a promise "
I'll have a nice meal for you after you go a fuck some other men and work up an appetite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hot as fuck boyfriend who respects me, loves me, doesn’t hide things from me, who wants to take me swinging now and then.
Being financially stable would be good too. Fed up of supporting people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"man who is kind and eager with an even more eager penis that's eager to cover me in his eager come.
Come or cum?
Good question. Come the majority of the time, cum if it's decidedly raunchier and come looks too polite."
‘Covered in eager come’ sounds quite raunchy to me. What’s raunchier that it would call for cum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single "
*coughs in a comic chef type way and nothing to do with covid* |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"man who is kind and eager with an even more eager penis that's eager to cover me in his eager come.
Come or cum?
Good question. Come the majority of the time, cum if it's decidedly raunchier and come looks too polite.
‘Covered in eager come’ sounds quite raunchy to me. What’s raunchier that it would call for cum?"
Hmm. Something more graphic, more explicit. Like 'I want you to fill me with your cum as my cunt clenches around your cock'. I tend to favour come but I'm not against the odd cum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"man who is kind and eager with an even more eager penis that's eager to cover me in his eager come.
Come or cum?
Good question. Come the majority of the time, cum if it's decidedly raunchier and come looks too polite.
‘Covered in eager come’ sounds quite raunchy to me. What’s raunchier that it would call for cum?
Hmm. Something more graphic, more explicit. Like 'I want you to fill me with your cum as my cunt clenches around your cock'. I tend to favour come but I'm not against the odd cum."
I like when your Oxford dictionary educated mouth spits filth. Although I think you could do better than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!"
You're not looking for a man, you're looking for a cuck |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!"
And yet ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single
Haha snap "
I’m here... |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
You're not looking for a man, you're looking for a cuck "
He can be a man too , I’ll let him fuck others when I’m there |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ...... "
And who lives nearby too  |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ......
And who lives nearby too "
And one near me too....I got biscuits |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ......
And who lives nearby too "
Wounded, just wounded  |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ......
And who lives nearby too
And one near me too....I got biscuits"
Digestives?? |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ......
And who lives nearby too
Wounded, just wounded "
You chose to live bloody miles away |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
You're not looking for a man, you're looking for a cuck
He can be a man too , I’ll let him fuck others when I’m there "
fecking marriage material right there!! |
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
And yet ......
And who lives nearby too
Wounded, just wounded
You chose to live bloody miles away "
I'll google Heavenly Realms and see if it's a desirable location |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man who cooks, looks after me, fucks only me, but loves me fucking other people, is hot and kind. Authenticity, truth, communication, love and lust, and they have to let me keep my existing play partner too. Not much to ask hey!
You're not looking for a man, you're looking for a cuck
He can be a man too , I’ll let him fuck others when I’m there fecking marriage material right there!! "
I know, right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like a couple of hours playing video games followed by some cake and maybe a massage and a little drive out in a Fiat  
Dam if only I had a Fiat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot as fuck boyfriend who makes me laugh, cooks for me, tells me I'm pretty and encourages me to fuck other men.
No wonder I'm single "
They are out there my lovely, I bagged one for myself
Her x |
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