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Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator
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Are you bored with using the same basic sexual language?
Ladies are you looking for a different way to say “Nice cock mind if I suck it?”
Fellas are you stuck when it comes to creating a euphemism for “I want to lick your snatch”?
Are you looking for a new way to talk about jizz or tits?
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Welcome to the Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Just tell us what basic sexual language you want a sexy synonym generated for and let the Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator do all the work.
Make your messages stand out.
Whether it’s giving head, jizz in your mouth, finger your fanny or any other everyday common sexual phrase, just tell us what phrase you want transforming into an erotic swinging locution to wow your potential meets.
Our products are 100% seduction prowess guaranteed * (subject to terms and conditions).
*Random Productions accepts no liability for rejection messages, blocking or if they turn out to be a munter.
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" please pleasure my moist womanhood with your throbbing male wood.  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
My warm and soft tortilla wrap will surely dry out and curl up at the edges if you don’t stuff it with your hot chorizo sausage and make your sour cream and guacamole relish drip over the sides.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get your gums around my plums 
Can I have one for 'Is that it?'?
Thank ya kindly x"
'As I lay there panting breathlessly, I looked up at his muscular oiled body, his cock softening quickly and he said 'have you seen my undercrackers doll, I need to get home to the missus' |
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"can i have a random generator for
you arent doing that quite right  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
You tussle my yearning body in a way I have never been touched before, with the sensual technique of a silverback wearing boxing gloves during a banana drought. I will be your jungle girl as long as I'm not playing Dian Fossey.
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"I need one for roll over and let me get on top NOW!"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
Let us be as wild as a rodeo. Be my steaming hunk of raging bull and let me mount the beast before it is slaughtered and turned into quarter pounders.
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"can i have a random generator for
you arent doing that quite right
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
You tussle my yearning body in a way I have never been touched before, with the sensual technique of a silverback wearing boxing gloves during a banana drought. I will be your jungle girl as long as I'm not playing Dian Fossey.
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magic...as ever |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I need one for roll over and let me get on top NOW!
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
Let us be as wild as a rodeo. Be my steaming hunk of raging bull and let me mount the beast before it is slaughtered and turned into quarter pounders.
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Thank you. I am a very satisfied customer and would recommend your service to others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i have a random generator for
you arent doing that quite right
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
You tussle my yearning body in a way I have never been touched before, with the sensual technique of a silverback wearing boxing gloves during a banana drought. I will be your jungle girl as long as I'm not playing Dian Fossey.
magic...as ever "
do you fancy a tussle with my cheesey muscle |
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"Get your gums around my plums "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
Open wide your lustrous lips coated in Boots No7 Devil’s Delight like a crevice glowing red with smelted lava and consume my jewels like two travellers rucksacks filled with supplies of beef bolognese paste and high protein food supplements.
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Can I have one for 'Is that it?'?
Thank ya kindly x"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
You are my microwave rice, the garnish to compliment the hot spice which is my lust…. like the rice you are done in 30 seconds.
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
" please pleasure my moist womanhood with your throbbing male wood.
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
My warm and soft tortilla wrap will surely dry out and curl up at the edges if you don’t stuff it with your hot chorizo sausage and make your sour cream and guacamole relish drip over the sides.
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thank you.. can i legally use this phrase? umm I am sure i will get lots of messages now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get your gums around my plums
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
Open wide your lustrous lips coated in Boots No7 Devil’s Delight like a crevice glowing red with smelted lava and consume my jewels like two travellers rucksacks filled with supplies of beef bolognese paste and high protein food supplements.
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thank you  |
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"Can I have one for not meeting now unless you are the sexiest man/woman/mollusc/canine/feline/shag in the entire world....thank you Polo xxx"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
My frigidity may only be melted by a chiselled statue like that of Apollo bearing before him a mighty Trojan timber, the representation of a horse. For this would surely launch 1000 ships and delight my man in the boat to invite your seamen below to fill this hollow craft.
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"Can I have one for "I really enjoy a prostate massage whilst being sucked off"?  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
Tease your probing tips through the trade door then curl your digit as if to beckon a lover closer to whisper a secret, though that lover shall be your own lips as they slid along my dustpan handle and bury your blushes in my brush. Do this for me and I shall fill your mouth with such intense explosion it will be like an open tube of toothpaste has just been run over by a Volvo 360GLE filled with camping gear.
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"Please may I have one for 'could you maybe wash and clean under your nails please?' Thanks. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
I think of you and my mind is racing with thoughts of being at one with nature, of fresh ploughed feels and sowing seeds. I dream of growing goodness, vegetables bulging, fruit bursting with juice, the luscious berry ripe and sweet, the marrow firm and proud, the carrots swollen in the earth and phallic as they are pulled from the tight gripping land and at least two potatoe patches just under your thumb nails alone.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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Can I have one for 'Is that it?'?
Thank ya kindly x
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
You are my microwave rice, the garnish to compliment the hot spice which is my lust…. like the rice you are done in 30 seconds.
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Sounds like the perfect status for me. Thank you |
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"Ayup split arse, hows ya doing treacle? Can I hang out the back of ya for ten minutes while the mrs is at bingo?"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
I look across the mounds of your buttocks like Arabian dunes rippling as the wind moves them on a journey with no beginning and no end. Alas I have but a handful of sand and these grains of time are slipping away before I must leave you. Before I go, before I lose this vision, may I create an oasis? Let me fill your sink hole with the warm juice of life which fills my loins. I can be your camel, let me empty my humps and bring forth my liquescent extract to this dry and parched region.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Please may I have one for 'could you maybe wash and clean under your nails please?' Thanks.
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
I think of you and my mind is racing with thoughts of being at one with nature, of fresh ploughed feels and sowing seeds. I dream of growing goodness, vegetables bulging, fruit bursting with juice, the luscious berry ripe and sweet, the marrow firm and proud, the carrots swollen in the earth and phallic as they are pulled from the tight gripping land and at least two potatoe patches just under your thumb nails alone.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator...
I am having trouble finding the words to tell a really mint woman that I want to drill my tongue through her hole...
Perhaps your service may assist... |
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"Ayup split arse, hows ya doing treacle? Can I hang out the back of ya for ten minutes while the mrs is at bingo?
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing an order with Random 55 Shades of Euphemisms Generator.
Your sexy phrase is:
I look across the mounds of your buttocks like Arabian dunes rippling as the wind moves them on a journey with no beginning and no end. Alas I have but a handful of sand and these grains of time are slipping away before I must leave you. Before I go, before I lose this vision, may I create an oasis? Let me fill your sink hole with the warm juice of life which fills my loins. I can be your camel, let me empty my humps and bring forth my liquescent extract to this dry and parched region.
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Worreva petal.
I didn't want a translation, I was asking if ya wanted a shag  |
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