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Do you eat fish and honk a horn if so jobs yours 
Is that a euphemism for do I give oral to both women and men ?"
You wanted to be a seal they eat fish and honk horns if you can do that the seal position is yours |
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over a year ago
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though 
Better find you another job
Following the elephant with a bucket ?"
Well that isn't very nice is it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though
Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you 
Deal. Onions, ketchup, mustard?.."
Perfect. See, a great fit for the job  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out "
Charming as ever Sophie  |
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"I'll be the confectionery vendor... I might eat all the wares though
Just save me a jumbo hotdog and I will forgive you
Deal. Onions, ketchup, mustard?..
Perfect. See, a great fit for the job "
Ok you can keep it |
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out
We best do something with your nails "
You better be quick if you like your head attached to you neck then.....I'm a lion who doesn't like men lol |
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out
We best do something with your nails
You better be quick if you like your head attached to you neck then.....I'm a lion who doesn't like men lol "
Gulp better advertise for a female to clip your nails.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like being the ringmaster of the circus any one want to join??? If so what would you be clown, acrobat etc or failing that what talent could you bring to it..... "
I'd be an acrobat/gymnastic...swinging from ropes
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"I feel like being the ringmaster of the circus any one want to join??? If so what would you be clown, acrobat etc or failing that what talent could you bring to it.....
I'd be an acrobat/gymnastic...swinging from ropes
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Feel free to swing from my big top  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job  "
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? |
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me? "
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though "
Noooo. I love animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals."
I think you’re amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals.
I think you’re amazing"
Let’s play circus then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals."
I think Sophie is the lioness.
She needs whipping into shape.
(And I think she would enjoy it too) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals.
I think Sophie is the lioness.
She needs whipping into shape.
(And I think she would enjoy it too)"
Shall we do a tag team Jenny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals.
I think Sophie is the lioness.
She needs whipping into shape.
(And I think she would enjoy it too)"
By me she would |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"I can do commedia dell arte, some characters, comedy and a pit of class the the circus.
May I ask what the first thing is...?"
Grotesque half masks, over exagerated movement, stories but no scripts. Lots of comedies such as the physicality of Monty Pyhto, some Mother Do Have Em, draws there comedy and movement from Commedia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer please. I look good with a whip in my hand (no animals will be physically hurt)
Hmmm, I wonder why you wanted that job
Hmmm whip folk into shape? Just a thought. Want to join me?
Folk? Not lions.
Thought as much.
No, I don't want to join. Thanks though
Noooo. I love animals.
I think Sophie is the lioness.
She needs whipping into shape.
(And I think she would enjoy it too)
Shall we do a tag team Jenny? "
I am the clown... can't be trusted with a wip! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry folk the circus is closed for today my heart's not in it anymore
Tuberose you can have a refund "
It's alright. Curtains closed. I will just take a voucher for another time please. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster
Meoww
Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly  "
You might need both hands |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster
Meoww
Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly
You might need both hands
I'm not going to ask  "
I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I still be a lion tomorrow please Mr Ringmaster
Meoww
Thats a cat Jennie, are you hoping to curl up in my lap and have me stroke your belly
You might need both hands
I'm not going to ask
I am "
FFS.
Belly. Two hands.
Big belly. Opportunity for Slopie to insult Jennie.
Get with the programme bitches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be one of the lions.....I'll play nice for a while and then at some point I'm going to turn on you and rip your throat out "
I’d be a useless lion tamer if I allowed that to happen, I’ll have you purring |
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP"
Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Circuses are the stuff of nightmares for me
V x
This one was a nightmare earlier  "
All good now though,I waved my magic wand.
Next trick sawing a volunteer in half so I can finally have a threesome |
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"Circuses are the stuff of nightmares for me
V x
This one was a nightmare earlier
All good now though,I waved my magic wand.
Next trick sawing a volunteer in half so I can finally have a threesome "
Hey presto flash of smoke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP
Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults. "
Who did i attack? |
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP
Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults.
Who did i attack?"
No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP
Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults.
Who did i attack?
No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to "
Good point |
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"Can the people who obviously have an issue with each other keep it away from the forum and stop spoiling threads. It is pointless doing it and then apologising as you are still spoiling threads. Take it private please, if you can't take it private, ignore each other
Back to the OP
Agreed. Why are people attacked for making a contribution, its group bullying, we are adults.
Who did i attack?
No one as you have clown shoes on and not able to
Good point"
Thank you |
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