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over a year ago
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"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored  "
Pound of raw liver and a boxing glove? |
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Try putting a toy inside before starting housework tasks or a yoga routine and see how long you can go before giving in to temptation.....its how I encourage myself to get jobs done quickly  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
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I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning."
I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning.
I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion "
Never fear... I have a solution for the opposite sex too. Right, we begin by placing a young bamboo shoot deep inside your orifice. After several days you will find that bamboo will sprout. However, will it sprout out from your orifice or will you be unfortunate and have the bamboo puncture your internal organs and wound you fatally? This is only suitable for maniacs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally like to stick my cock into cement. As it hardens you get more purchase with each thrust. The race to shoot your load before the cement totally solidifies is intense. Works equally well with super glue if you don't happen to have any cement to hand but I prefer the texture of cement and there is less burning.
I believe the OP may be missing an essential piece of anatomy for this suggestion
Never fear... I have a solution for the opposite sex too. Right, we begin by placing a young bamboo shoot deep inside your orifice. After several days you will find that bamboo will sprout. However, will it sprout out from your orifice or will you be unfortunate and have the bamboo puncture your internal organs and wound you fatally? This is only suitable for maniacs. "
Thankfully I am mostly sane so I can skip this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "
If you were local I’d offer a fwb. Much more fun. |
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"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!
Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild."
I used to do that for years  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!
Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild."
What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!
Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.
What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?"
Jiggle balls
Jiggle balls
Jiggle all the way |
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"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!
Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.
What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?"
I mean if you can fit juggling balls then by all means... but jiggle balls are weighted balls that jiggle about when you move |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shower head; or turn the tap on full in the bath and let it pound your clit... may take some flexibility!
Jiggle balls used to send my ex wild.
What are jiggle balls or do you mean juggling balls?
I mean if you can fit juggling balls then by all means... but jiggle balls are weighted balls that jiggle about when you move"
Oh I'm gonna look these up. Thanks |
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"Is there ant other way to masturbate without using toys, fingers, cucumber or electric tooth brush. Please share. I'm getting bored "
Apparently a hoover / vaccum cleaner can work well.... For females.. Weird I know. |
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