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I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:
‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ |
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"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:
‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "
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"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:
‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "
Nocturnal lawyer arrived |
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Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready  "
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-) |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)"
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service. |
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Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper. |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper. "
I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."
Brilliant. Takes the pressure of me! |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.
I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial "
We wouldn’t want that, everything had to be above board. There’s Angel delight at stake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:
‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "
No one sent me the rules so tuff |
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Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)"
I can Take it |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service."
I'm innocent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper. "
I promise not to google any threads that the accused has posted on or engage with any other parties who have had any involvement on said threads.
Oh fuck, that means I now need to leave fab
But in the name of impartiality and the sanctity of the law I can step up & make the sacrifice |
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
I can Take it "
Take It?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.
I promise not to google any threads that the accused has posted on or engage with any other parties who have had any involvement on said threads.
Oh fuck, that means I now need to leave fab
But in the name of impartiality and the sanctity of the law I can step up & make the sacrifice "
See... and that's why you make a perfect candidate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"
Nocturnal lawyer arrived
Do you want to play Judge Rose? I have a wig and gavel at the ready
I am the harsh type. Not sure if I can subject Wonko to my wrath;-)
Evening all.
Can I be in the jury, I’ve always wanted to do jury service.
Are you impartial? We can’t be getting accused of anything improper.
I think Wonko is his own harshest judge at times so he might play the role himself. But that wouldn't be impartial "
I can be impartial.
Case dismissed
*bangs gavel *
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo  "
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans* |
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*"
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?"
I have connections |
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?
I have connections "
Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag |
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?
I have connections
Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag "
*see's to it that she never faces punishment for her exploits* |
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"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko 
*is sodded *
Are you remorseful though?
Not in the slightest "
In that case, I'll have to report you to the appropriate authorities young man  |
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"I don't even log into Jim/Ash's threads until about midnight, so sod you Wonko
*is sodded *
Are you remorseful though?
Not in the slightest
In that case, I'll have to report you to the appropriate authorities young man "
I am the authority |
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?
I have connections
Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag "
I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?
I have connections
Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag
I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though "
Done
Full scholarships |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the case will have to be adjourned as Wonko had never been formally issued with the nocturnal handbook (v13.3)
Wooohoooooo
*walks away. The edge of the rule book clearly visible in the back pocket of his jeans*
Are you the mafia, who did you pay off to get that result?
I have connections
Slides envelope of unmarked bills into the handbag
I couldn’t be bought off so easily, my children are looking forward to their university tuition being paid though "
Shit, missed a trick there, back to class for effective untraceable bribery lessons |
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I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone 
G'night  |
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"I thought it had been decided that any attempt to move the nocturnal thread earlier in the evening would automatically trigger article 6 of the late late nocturnal thread act, section 4 paragraph 2 which states:
‘Moving the late late nocturnal thread before 2130hrs or after 0530hrs will result in said thread having to remove the word nocturnal and replace it with crepuscular. Failure to do so will result in the poster having to buy Jim coffee in Shrewsbury every Monday and send Ash a gift hamper of Angel Delight every second Tuesday of the month’ "
Normal service is about to be resumed. |
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"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone
G'night "
G'night to you |
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"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone
G'night
G'night to you "
Goodnight
Hello everyone else x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone
G'night
G'night to you
Goodnight
Hello everyone else x"
your late |
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"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone
G'night
G'night to you
Goodnight
Hello everyone else x
your late "
You're early |
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"I applaud your bold and courageous move, Wonko. I would have missed the Super-Late-Middle-Of-The-Night-Howl-At-The-Moon Nocturnal Thread but now I've got somewhere to announce I'm going to sleep
Have a good evening everyone
G'night
G'night to you
Goodnight
Hello everyone else x
your late
You're early"
i always am |
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