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over a year ago
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Hmmm I think you’ll find that telly’s are too thin these days to have anything on them. It’s not like in the 80’s when you could keep sheep on top of them. |
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"Endeavour starting on ITV3 @ 8
Will take you through to 10
Or same times ... Judge John Deed on Drama "
Thank you for your prompt service and exemplary civility ......
They are both shite. Thanks tho. |
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"Hmmm I think you’ll find that telly’s are too thin these days to have anything on them. It’s not like in the 80’s when you could keep sheep on top of them. "
You are right ! Mine has a porcelain pig on it tho ......
He says you are taking the pee....... |
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"Endeavour starting on ITV3 @ 8
Will take you through to 10
Or same times ... Judge John Deed on Drama
Thank you for your prompt service and exemplary civility ......
They are both shite. Thanks tho."
OK... I tried 
Fuck off and find your own entertainment then?   |
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"Endeavour starting on ITV3 @ 8
Will take you through to 10
Or same times ... Judge John Deed on Drama
Thank you for your prompt service and exemplary civility ......
They are both shite. Thanks tho.
OK... I tried
Fuck off and find your own entertainment then? "
Well judging by the standard of help I'm gonna have to !
I might ask Google .... they always know. |
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"Endeavour starting on ITV3 @ 8
Will take you through to 10
Or same times ... Judge John Deed on Drama
Thank you for your prompt service and exemplary civility ......
They are both shite. Thanks tho.
OK... I tried
Fuck off and find your own entertainment then?
Well judging by the standard of help I'm gonna have to !
I might ask Google .... they always know. "
Google is colluding with Alexa to find the worst pap it can for you .... Murder She Wrote seems to be coming up ... a bit of Jessica Fletcher for you? |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho... "
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas 
Changing the goal posts!! |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!"
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand ..... |
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"Hmmm I think you’ll find that telly’s are too thin these days to have anything on them. It’s not like in the 80’s when you could keep sheep on top of them.
You are right ! Mine has a porcelain pig on it tho ......
He says you are taking the pee....... "
Is he next to your porcelain Shire horse pulling a cart full of barrels?
Your pig is very wise... |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand ....."
If it's about the other there's none on. |
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"I c.b.a checking what's on.
What's on ?
I only like good detective things GOOD ones .... or documentaries .... or history stuff really ......
I know the news....... "
ZeroZeroZero was good.
Not quite "detective" though.
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I'm watching the undateables that I recorded on Monday.
Pure souls and I need the innocence to help calm the rage
I know that helps as much as having gorilla glue at hand when what you really need is fabric softener |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand ....."
What is that my little flower ? |
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"Hmmm I think you’ll find that telly’s are too thin these days to have anything on them. It’s not like in the 80’s when you could keep sheep on top of them.
You are right ! Mine has a porcelain pig on it tho ......
He says you are taking the pee.......
Is he next to your porcelain Shire horse pulling a cart full of barrels?
Your pig is very wise..."
That's very grannyist saying Shire Horse... MY Gran had a shire horse .... ffs...
No......... he's next to my porcelain tortoise money box........ beat that |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand ....."
How magicians saw ladies in half?
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand .....
What is that my little flower ?"
Why is it when your remote stops working, you can't be arsed to change the batteries, but if you slap it on your thigh a couple of times it starts working again???
Most perplexing |
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"I've had a quick look for you and can report that across most of the channels between now and 10pm there's a bit of this and a bit of that. I hope that's been of some help."
Gosh! Look at you giving me the whole kit n caboodle in one easy reading paragraph ......
Fanks ...... I'm going to watch some of this and then some of that |
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"Please....... I can love her on a Sunday afternoon but she's not bedtime material .....
I'd watch every re run of Columbo tho...
I thought you liked GOOD detective dramas
Changing the goal posts!!
Oh ... and there's just one thing I don't understand .....
What is that my little flower ?
Why is it when your remote stops working, you can't be arsed to change the batteries, but if you slap it on your thigh a couple of times it starts working again???
Most perplexing "
Batteries like a cuddle. Warms them up and you can squeeze every bit of energy out of em ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm I think you’ll find that telly’s are too thin these days to have anything on them. It’s not like in the 80’s when you could keep sheep on top of them.
You are right ! Mine has a porcelain pig on it tho ......
He says you are taking the pee.......
Is he next to your porcelain Shire horse pulling a cart full of barrels?
Your pig is very wise...
That's very grannyist saying Shire Horse... MY Gran had a shire horse .... ffs...
No......... he's next to my porcelain tortoise money box........ beat that"
Ha but who’s next to the crochet’d ballerina that covers the toilet rolls? |
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"Just stick some tunes on Granny 
Only The Lonely - Roy Orbison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs
I like Running Scared ...... "
Run To The Hills - Iron Maiden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA |
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"Resist thisssssssssss
I dare ya
extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLq0_7k1jk
You are certainly a Pretty Woman  "
Awwwwwwww Ace ..... sweet. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGB9cvWdn04
Dare you not to sing. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Saw that advertised. Looks good.
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If it's anywhere near as good as the books it will be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back "
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended.. |
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"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended.."
Weeks yet for Line of Duty. Did you catch Bloodlands ? That's a Jed Mercurio also. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended..
Weeks yet for Line of Duty. Did you catch Bloodlands ? That's a Jed Mercurio also."
Not sure how I'd not heard of it - but James Nesbit and Jed Mercurio it has to be worth a watch
Only two weeks for Line Of Duty - that's nothing |
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"Resist thisssssssssss
I dare ya
extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLq0_7k1jk
You are certainly a Pretty Woman
Awwwwwwww Ace ..... sweet. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGB9cvWdn04
Dare you not to sing."
Thanks for that Granny, just wish that I'd seen him live in the Traveling Wilburys as well x |
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"Resist thisssssssssss
I dare ya
extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLq0_7k1jk
You are certainly a Pretty Woman
Awwwwwwww Ace ..... sweet. x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGB9cvWdn04
Dare you not to sing.
Thanks for that Granny, just wish that I'd seen him live in the Traveling Wilburys as well x "
What a super group that was.....
Try this  A bit of classical does no one any harm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ENX3aHlqU |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended..
Weeks yet for Line of Duty. Did you catch Bloodlands ? That's a Jed Mercurio also."
Ooh not seen Bloodlands is it worth a watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Was Telly Savalas with him?"
Telly Savalas was indeed there, I think my Mum may have unashamedly flirted with him but I was only 9 at the time so my memory is an innocent one.
He wasn’t sucking a lollipop though, in fact I think he was wearing Bermuda shorts! |
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Was Telly Savalas with him?
Telly Savalas was indeed there, I think my Mum may have unashamedly flirted with him but I was only 9 at the time so my memory is an innocent one.
He wasn’t sucking a lollipop though, in fact I think he was wearing Bermuda shorts!"
But ... he was in Hawaii ... that's a whole different ocean ... what a heathen!! |
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"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended..
Weeks yet for Line of Duty. Did you catch Bloodlands ? That's a Jed Mercurio also.
Ooh not seen Bloodlands is it worth a watch?"
Oh yes..... I'd say not as sharp as Line of Duty but certainly Mercurio rides again ..... Great energy and twists you wont expect. I found the Irish accent a bit fast and mumbled on me old ears ...... I don't usually. So let me know if you kept rewinding as if you are watching it in Swahili. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Was Telly Savalas with him?
Telly Savalas was indeed there, I think my Mum may have unashamedly flirted with him but I was only 9 at the time so my memory is an innocent one.
He wasn’t sucking a lollipop though, in fact I think he was wearing Bermuda shorts!
But ... he was in Hawaii ... that's a whole different ocean ... what a heathen!!"
He likes to break convention, celebrity rights... |
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Was Telly Savalas with him?
Telly Savalas was indeed there, I think my Mum may have unashamedly flirted with him but I was only 9 at the time so my memory is an innocent one.
He wasn’t sucking a lollipop though, in fact I think he was wearing Bermuda shorts!
But ... he was in Hawaii ... that's a whole different ocean ... what a heathen!!
He likes to break convention, celebrity rights..."
Still a fuckin' liberty!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you can wait till Sunday 14th - my favourite literary detective Roy Grace is coming to the ITV
Or Sunday 21st Line Of Duty is back
Yay to line of duty being back!
However Granny I can confirm there are a variety of tv programmes on this evening, but not one I can be arsed to watch.
TV became irrelevant to me once Diagnosis Murder with Dick Van Dyke ended..
Weeks yet for Line of Duty. Did you catch Bloodlands ? That's a Jed Mercurio also.
Ooh not seen Bloodlands is it worth a watch?
Oh yes..... I'd say not as sharp as Line of Duty but certainly Mercurio rides again ..... Great energy and twists you wont expect. I found the Irish accent a bit fast and mumbled on me old ears ...... I don't usually. So let me know if you kept rewinding as if you are watching it in Swahili. "
Thank you Granny, will add it to this weekends, child free, sex free weekend watch list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Did he say it? "
He may have said it my Mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And of course Telly Servant was excellent as Kojak.
True fact , I met Kojak in a lift in Hawaii in the 80’s!
Did he say it?
He may have said it my Mum "
Playa |
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