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over a year ago
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I would recommend ordering a very spicy chicken fillet the night before but make sure you have a glass of milk afterwards as it will cleanse your anus. Make sure to avoid hot showers or the milk curdles. |
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"Douche "
and do it a decent amount of time in advance then avoid eating too much.
And use lube.
If you’ve never tried any anal play before you might want to start with something small and work your way up. Once you get over the initial ouch it’s very pleasurable.
Lou x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Douche
and do it a decent amount of time in advance then avoid eating too much.
And use lube.
If you’ve never tried any anal play before you might want to start with something small and work your way up. Once you get over the initial ouch it’s very pleasurable.
Lou x "
Thanks Lou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or just dont.
It's an egress for body waste.
It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.
Oh here we go again "
So is the penis.
Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too? |
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As a gay Scotsman might say
“Up the bum, no harm done, in the fanny I just cannae!”
Make sure you use your shower head on massage setting and use your soapy fingers, sorted!! |
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"Or just dont.
It's an egress for body waste.
It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.
Oh here we go again
So is the penis.
Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too?"
Ridiculous non comparison.
The penis is for both.this you know.
The anus is for one thing only.
This you also know.
Nice try tho. |
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"Or just dont.
It's an egress for body waste.
It's like being on a golden beach but sunbathing in the sewage pipe.
Oh here we go again
So is the penis.
Does that mean blow jobs are off the menu too?
Ridiculous non comparison.
The penis is for both.this you know.
The anus is for one thing only.
This you also know.
Nice try tho."
The mouth isn't though |
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Diet. For a week or so, managing your diet helps. Try a toy session or more. Colonic irrigation, full douche on shower jet wash settings. Bulk lube buy and use. Go small or big - 2 schools of thought on this, either miniscule, to limit the intrusion extent or XL, to get the system fully in use, properly. Postpone fisting. Vary the position, to find what works best for you |
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