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That makes you laugh.
We all have a joke no-one else laughs at but you giggle each time you tell it. So go on.
Make us laugh...or make yourself laugh again.
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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You know how if you want to say an emphatic yes you can say "Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears shit in the woods?"
Well if I want to say an emphatic no, I swap them over and say "Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
I think they are funny images and pretty clear what I'm doing, but I'm usually met with blank looks of total confusion. Luke |
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My girlfriend broke up with me recently for sleeping with her twin, I told her I got mixed up but she didn’t believe me. I don’t blame her though as she has long blonde hair and blue eyes whereas her twin has a moustache and called Gary. |
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An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA.
The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive and when the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem.
He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."
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Son comes home from school and catches his dad fucking his mum, the dad gives a seedy wink and shoos the boy out the room.
Next day the dad comes home from work to find son fucking his nan , son winks and says “see you don’t like it when it’s your mum” |
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