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over a year ago
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Most cheesiest line heard was when i was at college. The guy said to the girl
Your dads a thief, he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
He got a slap in the middle of the canteen lol |
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"I was playing Darts down the British Legion. Seems they don’t like
Boy from New York City.
Sorry. I don't get this one. Can anybody explain? I'm only simple. "
The Boy from New York City was a song by Darts! |
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"I was playing Darts down the British Legion. Seems they don’t like
Boy from New York City.
Sorry. I don't get this one. Can anybody explain? I'm only simple. "
Boy from New York City was a song by darts. |
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"I was playing Darts down the British Legion. Seems they don’t like
Boy from New York City.
Sorry. I don't get this one. Can anybody explain? I'm only simple.
The Boy from New York City was a song by Darts!"
Oh! Thanks. No wonder I didn't get it. |
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Old lady says to her hubby, “My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago”. Hubby replies, “Oughta be. One’s in your coffee the other’s in your porridge”.  |
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What do you say when you see 20 elephants coming over a hill ....... oh look theres 20 elephants coming over the hill!!
What do you say when you see 20 elephants coming over the hill with sun glasses on? .... Nothing cos you dont recognise them !   |
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"Heard a rumour that Cadburys could be bringing out an oriental chocolate bar
Could be a Chinese Wispa"
Apparently when George Michael died he had a chocolate bar impaled up his arse ... it was a Careless Wispa |
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"What do you say when you see 20 elephants coming over a hill ....... oh look theres 20 elephants coming over the hill!!
What do you say when you see 20 elephants coming over the hill with sun glasses on? .... Nothing cos you dont recognise them ! "
What do you do when you see 20 elephants cuming over a hill?
Swim for it |
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"Most cheesiest line heard was when i was at college. The guy said to the girl
Your dads a thief, he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
He got a slap in the middle of the canteen lol"
Sounds painful, but why did her dad get a slap? |
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A man asked in the Library, for books on suicide.
The assistant said, down the corridor, last aisle on the left, top shelf.
The man returned, and said he couldn't find any.
The assistant said,
" No, they never bring them back ".
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin"
I also asked her if she had a book on shelves. She told me to fuck off as they were all on the shelves. |
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