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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!"
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!
How do you know it’s toothpaste? "
Ew (vomit) |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.
Head at your feet, fool to your crown
Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
Enmity gauged, united by fear
Tried to endure
What I could not forgive
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Clearer
Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror |
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!
How do you know it’s toothpaste?
Ew (vomit)"
No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place. |
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"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.
Head at your feet, fool to your crown
Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
Enmity gauged, united by fear
Tried to endure
What I could not forgive
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Clearer
Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror"
Now there's a band that makes me want to vomit... Or at least rip of own skin off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Haha those things sometimes show up more on camera though! I've definitely been shocked before when seeing the amount of dust that showed up on my mirror in my pics, that I hadn't seen under a normal light  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!
How do you know it’s toothpaste?
Ew (vomit)
No, it's definitely not vomit, unless they're vomiting toothpaste. Or chalk. Or Tippex. Which I guess are good things to vomit if they're getting inside you in the first place."
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...
LvM
Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.
... or do they?"
This seems to be the kind of place to find those people  I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you?  |
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!
How do you know it’s toothpaste?
Ew (vomit)"
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...
LvM
Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.
... or do they?
This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you? "
I’ll assume the position.
Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot. |
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"Those splatters aren't toothpaste...
LvM
Nobody needs to hear about your yoghurt sploshing fetish again my friend.
... or do they?
This seems to be the kind of place to find those people I don't suppose you'd fancy me slinging some yoghurt at you?
I’ll assume the position.
Closing my eyes this time though, you’re a crap shot."
If you're up for it, I could use a weekly practice session.
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!"
The mirror was squeaky clean, actually. I was in Homebase at the time, though, to be fair |
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"Sorry but, just started singing in when I saw the word mirror.
Head at your feet, fool to your crown
Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
Enmity gauged, united by fear
Tried to endure
What I could not forgive
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Saw things
Clearer
Clearer once you, were in my rearviewmirror"
Top song,amazing band |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who splatters toothpaste on a mirror?  "
My god damn kids. And on the window, and basically a general spray around the bathroom as they tit around brushing their teeth. |
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"Is that really something that should be necessary to say? If you're going to take sexy selfies in the bathroom mirror, wipe the toothpaste splatters off first eh?!
How do you know it’s toothpaste? "
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