There's a strange banging noise coming from somewhere in my house.
At first I thought it was the gutteral noises of a cat about to vomit but was too regular.
Then I thought it was someone doing work outside but as I moved closer toward my washing machine....Oh.... Its my wand in the washing machine!
Forgot it was in bed with me, stripped the bed with it bundled up in the covers and now it's bumping around in my duvet cover!
It's a waterproof one though so hoping it will survive  |
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"There's a strange banging noise coming from somewhere in my house.
At first I thought it was the gutteral noises of a cat about to vomit but was too regular.
Then I thought it was someone doing work outside but as I moved closer toward my washing machine....Oh.... Its my wand in the washing machine!
Forgot it was in bed with me, stripped the bed with it bundled up in the covers and now it's bumping around in my duvet cover!
It's a waterproof one though so hoping it will survive "
But it got you out of bed though  |
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"Nooooooooooo 
I hope it survives. My TV remote did
No way "
Yep, I too did the scoop of bedding not realising it was in there. The only thing that doesn't work on it is the volume button. I was right chuffed. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Well they do say you should clean your sex toys, I’m just not sure they meant at 30’o in a colourfast cycle."
There was a sitcom years ago based around a brothel and they used to put their's in the dishwasher - similar principle I guess  |
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