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You know your a minger when......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know when your a minger, when I look in the mirror and feel sorry for meself!! LOL.
But at least im trying................
& Not getting very far lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't get hundreds and hundreds of PMs because:
* I apply all the relevant filters
* I am not searchable via the internet
* I am not searchable via FAB as I have not indicated the type of people I am looking for.
I would like to believe I do not get many PMs by design, and not because I am a minger. However, I could be deluded by my own grandeur!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im shy, so dont usually mail anyone, I normally just 'Wink' at them and hope for the best lol. Unless they have an interesting profile and or pix that I like, then unfortunately I cant resist sending them a complimenting msg. Mind you I then get told to F'Off or Blocked lol. Im not having much luck here so far. lol. Maybe I am too soft and lack the harshness of being totally sex mad and or maybe desperate?? Time will tell, hopefully not too long though, im lieable to die early. |
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"I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!  "
What is this "Inbox" you speak of???
You know your a minger when.....the only message you get is off FAB Admin thanking you for renewing your Site Supporter status... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know your a minger when....
The amount of mail you get is so few you have tiem to reply to all of them "
A guess we best go sit in the mingers corner then 
* sits on coffin *  |
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"I'm with pearl on this one, my inbox is not full... Must be a minger!
What is this "Inbox" you speak of???
You know your a minger when.....the only message you get is off FAB Admin thanking you for renewing your Site Supporter status..."
 that me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they ask you to put a bag over your head ...... and you are only meeting socially in costa coffee "
you would get some weird looks from people looking on , lol
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You know you're a minger when your photos submitted for approval are rejected due to them containing perceived animals/bestiality.
CCTV cameras everywhere turn quickly away
No=one says that your dog resembles you, as they are sensitive to the dog's emotional wellbeing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You just have to read my profile, and it says it all lol.
I cant help being honest & upfront ( most of the time ) lol. I am my own worst enemy!!
If I had friends like me, I wouldnt need enemies lol.
Id just be here all alone, bored, sitting here by the PC / phone, wondering why no-one ever contacts me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know when ure a minger, when caught on a speed camera, and the prosecuter dont take any action to prove it was you driving and let you off with a sympathy vote!!
I would wonder who they where running away from, or being chased away to have been speeding in the first place??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single bi fem you don't get 100's and 100's of mail a day saying "fancy a shag" "
haha one of my friends ive watched her check fab and get arsey when they had no messages everytime she kept checking back lol was funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You just have to read my profile, and it says it all lol.
I cant help being honest & upfront ( most of the time ) lol. I am my own worst enemy!!
If I had friends like me, I wouldnt need enemies lol.
Id just be here all alone, bored, sitting here by the PC / phone, wondering why no-one ever contacts me!! "
I know that feeling lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You fall asleep on your meet's arm and she chews it off rather than wake you up.
Otherwise known as "coyote ugly""
i believe thats known as being a stumper...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!
You been talking to Ryan
What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here "
Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!
You been talking to Ryan
What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here
Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)"
Do you challenge me to a duel sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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typical woman always expecting the mails to come flying in, get up of ur arse and mail ME for sex...am tired of hunting down delicious fanny!-time U's done some work! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"you have to tout for compliments "
No, lol... I was being serious! Admittedly us girls get lots of mail but I dont think 50 + a day every day is the norm once you have been on the site for a while. I suppose it depends what you count, I get lots of mail from people I know but not necessrily 50 new "proposals" a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have to tout for compliments No, lol... I was being serious! Admittedly us girls get lots of mail but I dont think 50 + a day every day is the norm once you have been on the site for a while. I suppose it depends what you count, I get lots of mail from people I know but not necessrily 50 new "proposals" a day"
I get 50 different proposals a day ..... but I mail Paddy back and tell him he's purvverse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.
That happend to me last night
And me.  "
I'm still wanking at them |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.
That happend to me last night
And me.
I'm still wanking at them"
Yes, but Paddy, not everyone has no taste. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.
That happend to me last night
And me.
Shall we start our own club ? "
LOL not sure being unattractive is a selling point on here. |
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"You know you're a minger when....they accept your friend invite then delete you after they've seen your pics.
That happend to me last night
And me.
Shall we start our own club ?
LOL not sure being unattractive is a selling point on here. "
Oh well looks like its just me in the club then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always though it was when you had to hang a pork chop round your neck and apple sauce up your box. 2 pork chops if you are really bad and you want someone to play with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!
You been talking to Ryan
What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here
Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)
Do you challenge me to a duel sir"
Surely you wouldnt enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed man sir... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When 100's of fabsters report your face pic as 'offensive' and admin take it down, suggesting you post one of your elbow/knee/big toe instead as it may improve your chances! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You're meet puts a bag on their head as well as yours - just to be sure!!
You been talking to Ryan
What's with all the bag comments? I'm getting a complex here
Dont worry... Ya too simple to get complex...;-)
Do you challenge me to a duel sir
Surely you wouldnt enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed man sir... "
Hmmm maybe not but at least you have clothes. I shall summon my quick witted friend shhh25 to thrash you |
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