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What's the strangest thing you've done with your genitals?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Curled your pubes into a crazy look?
Cracked a dozen eggs with your cock?
Dipped your balls in milk?
Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?
Come on, share your crazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Years ago I trimmed my pubes into a heart shape (ish!) and dyed them red for Valentine’s Day 
That was lovely that was 
I’m so romantic deep down   "
I still have the photo in my purse.. |
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"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly.
this proper made me laugh!"
I have clearly been blessed with very tolerant boyfriends . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Injected my dick once for a laugh
...Injected it with what?!  "
mate of mine had condition where his white blood cells attacked his spinal cord. He was paralysed from the waist down for a while but made an almost full recovery. Anyway viagra and stuff didn't work on him so he had to inject his cock with something called caverject. Google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember
I love doing that too "
It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly.
this proper made me laugh!
I have clearly been blessed with very tolerant boyfriends ."
Proper LOL to that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember
I love doing that too
It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it? "
It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember
I love doing that too
It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?
It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird "
Well if you're weird, then I'm weird too. Let's just rock it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Weirdest thing I've done with someone else's genitals is placed their balls on my eyes and pretended I was a fly. "
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Amazing - my kind of humour
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember
I love doing that too
It's so weirdly satisfying isn't it?
It really is! I’m glad you said this as I said it a while ago and they all thought it was weird
Well if you're weird, then I'm weird too. Let's just rock it "
Absolutely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’ "
I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course |
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"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’
I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course "
Catering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As an apprentice I but my cock on a plate in the canteen and asked the dinner lady ‘can I have some beans with that’
I dread to think what your apprenticeship was in if that was part of the course
Catering "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?
This one  "
I bloody knew some woman had to try this out
Literally second thing to came to my mind when I was writing up the thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to play with my ex's balls and turn the excess skin into funny shapes... The cobra was one I remember
I love doing that too "
These two ladies will now be known as the ball players |
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"I used to do cock exercises by hanging a small weight off my cock and tensing to lift....in an effort to get a bigger dick of course.
I look back and wonder what was going thru my head "
Did you not try cock push-ups?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put veet on my bits . That's a sure way to make someone talk if you're interrogating them . It took the skin off my scrotum . Won't ever touch to stuff again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curled your pubes into a crazy look?
Cracked a dozen eggs with your cock?
Dipped your balls in milk?
Mouthed with your pussy lips as if it was a puppet?
Come on, share your crazy!"
I went to Carlisle, once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got my finger stuck in my willy as a kid, needed to go to the doctor..
Very sensitive back then, it must have been embarrassing for my mum and I've my Willy hanging out, my finger stuck under the skin...
No longer sensitive now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Used my cock to pot a snooker ball when in my youth while being cheered on by a bunch of onlookers!!
Did you chalk the tip first? "
As a matter of fact..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drew a face on my body, boobs were the eyes, cuntlips were the mouth, then put just a long coat and boots on and walked to my then bfs house.
Also pretended someones penis was a joystick to the car racing game he was playing, complete with the sound effects |
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