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Ideal age to fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I'm Grumpy and Moany so I'm out then , sorry .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not yet grumpy and moany ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

42.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not yet grumpy and moany ?

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42."

Damnit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"42."

That's your answer to everything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Going to say 32 years, 5 months, 25 days, 3 hours and 5 minutes. Anything else and they're too grumpy

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Not yet grumpy and moany ?

Yeah, on a woman's 22nd birthday she's magically bestowed with those virtues. Before then she is full of joy and grateful - what a catch.

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

68 to 69 we love it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not yet grumpy and moany ?

Fancy a fuck?"

Yeah. Do me and do me happy and smiley!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah that explains why I'm grumpy and moany, it's because I'm old

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Hilarious

I had to read that twice to make sure I’d not misunderstood it. Thanks for the chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/02/21 16:45:23]"

I'm obviously definitely out! Must be a grumpy, moany and an old bagpuss! Oh well, such is life!

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By *rettygoodMan over a year ago

Whitwick

Swing and a miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so much an age range, but after 12 months of lockdown..... If they've got a pulse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not so much an age range, but after 12 months of lockdown..... If they've got a pulse!

aha i hear ye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sure many know this already but vaginal tightness is not determined by age.

Nor is someone’s mood.

Ideal age for me would be 35+ because that’s what I prefer. I understand that not everyone acts the same at a certain age, people are individuals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42.

Damnit"

I'm flexible.

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

"
so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice."

Why not go 22 to then you get three goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not yet grumpy and moany ?

Fancy a fuck?

Yeah. Do me and do me happy and smiley!"

I invented Smileyface.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

Damn! I’m 27, I wonder how much tightness I’ve lost in 6 years?

Should I be worried?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*try not to be outraged by the OP*

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?"

Don’t be like that. Just a preference

I don’t know you so don’t take it personally

I think if anyone takes this personally it may say more about their insecurities. Dare I say moany groany personality

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

It’s obviously all downhill after that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ah that explains why I'm grumpy and moany, it's because I'm old

You're just meeting too many shit shags....

If he was any good you'd be smiling like someone with a mouthful of dumplin..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

Damn! I’m 27, I wonder how much tightness I’ve lost in 6 years?

Should I be worried?

you should definitely fuck the OP and he will give you the scientific measurement , maybe he eill put such a smile on your face that for a minute you will look less moany too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

Body- early 20's

Mind- mid 40's

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

Damn! I’m 27, I wonder how much tightness I’ve lost in 6 years?

Should I be worried?

"
get a couple of stitches put in job done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

so lady’s after 21 kiss goodbye to a nice tight fanny

Damn! I’m 27, I wonder how much tightness I’ve lost in 6 years?

Should I be worried?

get a couple of stitches put in job done

On the to do list.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice.

Why not go 22 to then you get three goes

Oooooo dunno O..... I'm compromising experience over quantity there......

Three 22's could be three teaching sessions.......

At least with 33 i've got a small chance of one of them having a vague idea of where the clitoris is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*try not to be outraged by the OP*

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?

Don’t be like that. Just a preference

I don’t know you so don’t take it personally

I think if anyone takes this personally it may say more about their insecurities. Dare I say moany groany personality "

well im only 34 so im just wondering what i have to gain in the next 13 years that will balance out my moany face and loose fanny and arse that and make the 19 years olds want to bang me - just in the interest of science is all

also i am a little worried now - wasn’t aware my ass was getting progressively looser - will i have to start wearing nappies once i hit 40? can someone tell me? asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*try not to be outraged by the OP*

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?

Don’t be like that. Just a preference

I don’t know you so don’t take it personally

I think if anyone takes this personally it may say more about their insecurities. Dare I say moany groany personality

also i am a little worried now - wasn’t aware my ass was getting progressively looser - will i have to start wearing nappies once i hit 40? can someone tell me? asking for a friend

Can’t be arsed engaging with you. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not so much an age range, but after 12 months of lockdown..... If they've got a pulse!

aha i hear ye! "

We should most definitely meet up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*try not to be outraged by the OP*

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?

Don’t be like that. Just a preference

I don’t know you so don’t take it personally

I think if anyone takes this personally it may say more about their insecurities. Dare I say moany groany personality

also i am a little worried now - wasn’t aware my ass was getting progressively looser - will i have to start wearing nappies once i hit 40? can someone tell me? asking for a friend

Can’t be arsed engaging with you. Haha "

Sarcasm and showmanship just aren’t for me

I don’t have the patience.

Patience is something a man tends to lose as he gets older. Perhaps this is why woman like younger men. Who knows ..

That’s why the topic was created

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature. "

Luckily not all thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully! "

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature. "

Thank you, Confucius.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

also just for anyone wondering, someone refusing to tolerate total disrespect is not actually a moany personality , and actively looking for young girls who have not yet developed the level of confidence to challenge it is just makes you a predator in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42.

Damnit"

Ideal age 36

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature. "

Human nature is psychological traits not physical ones, try again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ever age the next person that wants to fuck me is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"also just for anyone wondering, someone refusing to tolerate total disrespect is not actually a moany personality , and actively looking for young girls who have not yet developed the level of confidence to challenge it is just makes you a predator in my eyes

Oh wow. I laughed when I read that.

I haven’t judged you at all. Quite the contrary.

I’ve stated my preference and asked for others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully! "

This.

I’ve come across many men who look better at 35, than they do at 25.

They’re not exceptions to a rule. Genetics play a huge part in how we age etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t."

It's ok have no need to look but know guys over 40 who are fit as! The joys of my job ...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

50 ish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42.

Damnit

Ideal age 36

Woohoo I'm IN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t."

On the flip side your friends probably don't have painful hard-ons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Without narrowing it down to a 2 year gap, I'd say 35-45. But just older than me in general is fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*try not to be outraged by the OP*

*try not to be outraged by the OP*

so out of interest , what was it that appealed about the loose moany cunts you wanted to fuck when you were younger then OP ?

Don’t be like that. Just a preference

I don’t know you so don’t take it personally

I think if anyone takes this personally it may say more about their insecurities. Dare I say moany groany personality

also i am a little worried now - wasn’t aware my ass was getting progressively looser - will i have to start wearing nappies once i hit 40? can someone tell me? asking for a friend

Can’t be arsed engaging with you. Haha

Sarcasm and showmanship just aren’t for me

I don’t have the patience.

Patience is something a man tends to lose as he gets older. Perhaps this is why woman like younger men. Who knows ..

That’s why the topic was created "

I disagree, the older you get the more patient you become, and the more it's about giving pleasure more than wanting it.

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By *weety and BossCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Now at 48 and 53 we are having the time of our life and sex is so much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

It's ok have no need to look but know guys over 40 who are fit as! The joys of my job ... "

You lucky thing. I completely respect anyone over 40 who are in shape. It can’t be easy at all.

I struggle as it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

21+

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice.

Why not go 22 to then you get three goes

Oooooo dunno O..... I'm compromising experience over quantity there......

Three 22's could be three teaching sessions.......

At least with 33 i've got a small chance of one of them having a vague idea of where the clitoris is"

It’s one of the Greek islands isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

On the flip side your friends probably don't have painful hard-ons."

Hi Jim.

Back again.

Is there a thread I’ve created or anyone has created in which you haven’t replied?

Just wondering.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

I don’t really have an ideal age.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice."
lol.. like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42.

Damnit

Ideal age 36

Woohoo I'm IN

Pffft didn’t even notice your age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone 30+ for me.

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

On the flip side your friends probably don't have painful hard-ons.

Hi Jim.

Back again.

Is there a thread I’ve created or anyone has created in which you haven’t replied?

Just wondering.

Surprised he hasn’t said ‘your mum’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

On the flip side your friends probably don't have painful hard-ons.

Hi Jim.

Back again.

Is there a thread I’ve created or anyone has created in which you haven’t replied?

Just wondering.

Surprised he hasn’t said ‘your mum’

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

18 - 22 Fucked a 19 year old when I was 31. That good I married her in 2011 pmsfl...

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple over a year ago

Hartlepool

Christ the men on here never fail to shock even after so long in the lifestyle!

Well...guess I'm lucky I got my husband stitch nice and young. Tight, youthful kitty means I can totally let myself go now right? Right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of interest OP, why did you used to prefer the 47-49 age group?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fave for me is 42 - 47 I enjoy a good mental connection along with certain attitudes (& attributes) that definitely improve with age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite frankly I'd just be happy to get laid again. Even grateful, being middle aged an all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of interest OP, why did you used to prefer the 47-49 age group?"

I liked being younger and dominated. The older age helped.

Although it is my ideal age. I fuck all ages. I’m a gent that way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Out of interest OP, why did you used to prefer the 47-49 age group?

I liked being younger and dominated. The older age helped.

Although it is my ideal age. I fuck all ages. I’m a gent that way."

You do come across as a gent

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I couldn't possibly narrow it down to 2 years, I want lots of variety

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice.

Why not go 22 to then you get three goes

Oooooo dunno O..... I'm compromising experience over quantity there......

Three 22's could be three teaching sessions.......

At least with 33 i've got a small chance of one of them having a vague idea of where the clitoris is

It’s one of the Greek islands isn’t it?"
Yeah ...... close to Mt.Vulva

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of interest OP, why did you used to prefer the 47-49 age group?

I liked being younger and dominated. The older age helped.

Although it is my ideal age. I fuck all ages. I’m a gent that way.

You do come across as a gent

I mean.... I thought it was so clear haha

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By *rMrs84Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

Honestly we never play based on an age, we play based on personalities. Generally that means give or take ten years from us due to similar positions in life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulls up a chair and a bucket for me saggy loose fanny!!!!

Wtf

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Oh another to add to our block list. Not that we'd ever stumble across him being so far away. But just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Honestly we never play based on an age, we play based on personalities. Generally that means give or take ten years from us due to similar positions in life. "

I know

But ideal age If you could pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh another to add to our block list. Not that we'd ever stumble across him being so far away. But just in case. "

Heartbroken

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Honestly we never play based on an age, we play based on personalities. Generally that means give or take ten years from us due to similar positions in life. "

+1.

Age means nothing to us. Its about the connection and their attitude towards what we get up to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature.

Luckily not all thankfully!

I think you’ll see from my pictures I manage it but I really need to work a lot harder than previously.

My friends don’t.

On the flip side your friends probably don't have painful hard-ons.

Hi Jim.

Back again.

Is there a thread I’ve created or anyone has created in which you haven’t replied?

Just wondering.

I'm a postman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah that explains why I'm grumpy and moany, it's because I'm old

You're just meeting too many shit shags....

If he was any good you'd be smiling like someone with a mouthful of dumplin.."

I prefer dumplin

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

"68 to 69 we love it

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I measure r lases fanny like u measure a horse I can get 2 hands in

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Men over 40 as they are far more mature

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

74 - 75

Cause you're really only after....

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By *oncupiscence73Woman over a year ago

South

Oh most definitely this ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"74 - 75

Cause you're really only after....

the inheritance?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/02/21 16:45:23]

I'm obviously definitely out! Must be a grumpy, moany and an old bagpuss! Oh well, such is life!"

Well on the bright side , everyone loves bagpuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanders in to thread....

No, don’t, just don’t

Wanders out again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to lean more towards age 40 to 45

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to lean more towards age 40 to 45 "

So close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All those over 21 who are now loose by ops logic are welcome in my box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The age of the man gentlemanly enough to fuck me and my wizards sleeve fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to lean more towards age 40 to 45

So close "

Haha it’s not set in stone. As long as they can keep up with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

Damn it, I’m too old

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

OP if it has a vagina it’s grumpy and moany no matter what the age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I ten years too late to bother doing Kegel exercises?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

Hi Mr Carrick.

If you're going to suggest all women over the age of 21 are not tight and are grumpy and moany, be prepared for some comeback.

But I think you knew that when you typed your OP, didn't you?

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP if it has a vagina it’s grumpy and moany no matter what the age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are people not noticing what this guy does? He’s clearly a genius tho because he gets so many bites off the insecurities on this site and has women drawn to him.

Either that or he’s a full on narcissist and not clever? and people are that broken they gravitate to it. I think this place is broken.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"OP if it has a vagina it’s grumpy and moany no matter what the age

It was a dare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are people not noticing what this guy does? He’s clearly a genius tho because he gets so many bites off the insecurities on this site and has women drawn to him.

Either that or he’s a full on narcissist and not clever? and people are that broken they gravitate to it. I think this place is broken."

It's not that deep... I don't think I read anyone's response as taking it that seriously

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

I compensate for being over 21 and having a chuff like a wizards sleeve by only sleeping with guys big enough to fill my cavernous void.

I can understand why some gents with a smaller appendage may require a tighter fit though.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I compensate for being over 21 and having a chuff like a wizards sleeve by only sleeping with guys big enough to fill my cavernous void.

I can understand why some gents with a smaller appendage may require a tighter fit though. "

Just use the whole man next time. Get him a snorkel if you're worried.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are people not noticing what this guy does? He’s clearly a genius tho because he gets so many bites off the insecurities on this site and has women drawn to him.

Either that or he’s a full on narcissist and not clever? and people are that broken they gravitate to it. I think this place is broken."

i dont think it is insecurity - i’m certainly not insecure about the tightness of either my vagina or my ass

but im also not passive enough to watch someone be so disrespectful and say nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am 71 and love "69"and all the way down to legal age XXX

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

Elastic band around the stretched out labia should do it.

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By *an.thisMan over a year ago

Torbay & Bournemouth

Hay I’m 93 with a penis so small it barley counts as a dick ! When I was born the midwife thought I was a girl as it resembled more like vagina than a cock ! So when you are born with a deformity like mine you have to utilise other things ! Take a look for your self it’s so sad ! But I have never had any complaints!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be 42, surely that is the answer to everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

I insert a fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

Elastic band around the stretched out labia should do it. "

That made me cross my legs

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Personally I'm a much better fuck than when I was young, with age comes experience, and my holes are still tight so I'm told.

Mrs

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"I compensate for being over 21 and having a chuff like a wizards sleeve by only sleeping with guys big enough to fill my cavernous void.

I can understand why some gents with a smaller appendage may require a tighter fit though.

Just use the whole man next time. Get him a snorkel if you're worried. "
.

I have sent a request to the local potholing club

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

Elastic band around the stretched out labia should do it. "

Bulldog clips are entertaining, just make sure you put the flappy things flat.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I compensate for being over 21 and having a chuff like a wizards sleeve by only sleeping with guys big enough to fill my cavernous void.

I can understand why some gents with a smaller appendage may require a tighter fit though.

Just use the whole man next time. Get him a snorkel if you're worried. .

I have sent a request to the local potholing club

"
just tie a long rope round your ankle

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By *rive u crazyMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

Body- early 20's

Mind- mid 40's "

Which one is negotiable? To me, mind is not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry but this did make me laugh

For an oldie like myself my pussy is tighter my tits are firmer ,and I’m definitely more adventurous than when I was younger

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

Elastic band around the stretched out labia should do it.

That made me cross my legs

oops

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By *rive u crazyMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Personally I'm a much better fuck than when I was young, with age comes experience, and my holes are still tight so I'm told.

Mrs

This sounds like size is not important, it's how you use it

Jokes aside, I do appreciate experience

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

I insert a fleshlight."

You beat me to say that

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I find 20 somethings the most refreshing to be around, as they haven't been soured by life yet, and aren't miserable fuckers.

I seem to be more attracted to 35 to 45 on here, for some reason. Or men not old and in a fug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

I insert a fleshlight.

You beat me to say that

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can't you get an adapter sleeve to take up the slack?

I insert a fleshlight."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying not to cop out from this, but I like a woman for her sexual confidence and life-attitude than age, although I’ve found the older the woman, the more likely she is to tick those boxes. Demure but adventurous are sexy at in a more mature woman.

I copped out didn’t I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying not to cop out from this, but I like a woman for her sexual confidence and life-attitude than age, although I’ve found the older the woman, the more likely she is to tick those boxes. Demure but adventurous are sexy at in a more mature woman.

I copped out didn’t I?

*Sexy AF

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Men’s bodies change after aged 25.. harder to lose the belly after 10 pints etc

It’s just human nature. "

That's why I like Marines, or ex Marines. They have such tight, fit bodies, even when they are in their 40s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Note for the op

When you do things right the women are always happy and smiling

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Isn't it just the best feeling sliding gently into a warm silky invitingly wet vagina ?..all this lefty loosy baggy saggy righty tighty stuff is just a load of nonsense

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

Just my opinion but age shouldn't really come into it when meeting people, surely it's simply down to attraction and how well you gel! Again just my opinion.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Isn't it just the best feeling sliding gently into a warm silky invitingly wet vagina ?..all this lefty loosy baggy saggy righty tighty stuff is just a load of nonsense

Some men like the tightness. Some like loose and sloppy.

I've dried myself off when I've got too wet for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm maybe 36-38

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By *1011Woman over a year ago

Barnsley

Probably mid 30's.

I am making quite a generalisation here but I find the men I have come across that are much younger are generally a little immature, unreliable and I never feel completely satisfied with the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older man, 40-45 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 28-35. Buns of steel. Smooth unwrinkled cock with tight balls. Solid everything. Youthful with stamina and no nasal hairs or grey pubes. Not yet into golf but loves the gym. Hungry for a woman's big tits and perfect pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I was 18-25 it was very much the older man, 40-45 would be ideal.

Good god. I like that reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Boom boom baby

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Some creative solutions to the terrible affliction of Wizard's Sleeve Syndrome on this thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My my

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

Really need to question any fella in his 30s that actively seeks to fuck teenagers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle, especially Granny C's "smiling like someone with a mouthful of dumplin" response

Gotta love the Forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Really need to question any fella in his 30s that actively seeks to fuck teenagers"

Haha

Hahahahhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really need to question any fella in his 30s that actively seeks to fuck teenagers"

Maybe they look for who they connect with perfectly mentally?

Some people in their 30s still act and think like teenagers so that could be a reason why...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Really need to question any fella in his 30s that actively seeks to fuck teenagers

Maybe they look for who they connect with perfectly mentally?

Some people in their 30s still act and think like teenagers so that could be a reason why...

I think you could well be right.....

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

What happens on their 24th birthday?

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

19 - 23 year olds listen to Ed Sheeran.

Let that sink in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in

19 - 23 year olds listen to Ed Sheeran.

Let that sink in

Hahaha

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in

19 - 23 year olds listen to Ed Sheeran.

Let that sink in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in

19 - 23 year olds listen to Ed Sheeran.

Let that sink in

I do let it “sink in” regularly and if Ed is on in the background so be it

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

Just because a woman is over certain age, it does not mean she isn't tight or has a tight arse. It's nothing to do with age, OP.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

48 at the moment (hubby)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your ideal age .. you know the age if you had to pick you’d fuck for eternity.

We will say a 2 year gap. So maybe it’s 30-32 or 45-47 or 24-26 etc etc?

When I was 18-25 it was very much the older woman - 47-49 would be ideal.

Now it’s very much 19-21. Tight ass. Tight cunt. Tight everything. Youthful energetic happy face. Not yet got grumpy and moany... Hungry for a mans big cock.

Over to you.. what’s your ideal age?

What a charmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ideal age to fuck would be this one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

Your verifications say otherwise...

But I hope you’re having fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

But only via webcam.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd go for 40s, or maybe 30s. They are more likely to have a maturity and self-assurance that I like.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

So am I

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Actually, I know some really miserable 20 something women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

30 to 60

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

33.33333333

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My my the seethe.

I can feel it.

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By *ljamMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Out of interest OP, why did you used to prefer the 47-49 age group?

I liked being younger and dominated. The older age helped.

Although it is my ideal age. I fuck all ages. I’m a gent that way.

You do come across as a gent

When you say "gent" you're half right. The second half.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"My my the seethe.

I can feel it."

Don’t pretend you don’t get off on it.

You only start these threads to get peoples backs up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP if it has a vagina it’s grumpy and moany no matter what the age

As the saying goes regarding tits&tires

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

39-41 if I had to choose I guess. In general I like men older than myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

21-55

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By *he Vital SparkMan over a year ago

Preston

37 - 40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's 31 for me. I think it's because the 2 hottest meets I ever had were both 31 and they both became long term fwbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like 33.

Cos i'm 66 and 33 goes into 66 twice."

Two pumps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seem to be physically attracted to late 20s but find that men in their 40s and 50s are more skilled and satisfying and more considerate and patient and sensual. Thats just in my experience so far.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mature 49-59

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By *an.thisMan over a year ago

Torbay & Bournemouth

"Mature 49-59

Well said let go I’ll come up to you or you to me either way it will be great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are people not noticing what this guy does? He’s clearly a genius tho because he gets so many bites off the insecurities on this site and has women drawn to him.

Either that or he’s a full on narcissist and not clever? and people are that broken they gravitate to it. I think this place is broken.

It's not that deep... I don't think I read anyone's response as taking it that seriously

There are puns to be made here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not fussy tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha keep going ...

I’m desired by 19-23 year olds...

Let that sink in "

That’s what she said

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