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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if there is someone else there demanding a share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Why? Why would you suggest such a bold move!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Mine is Vicount biscuits but i tell myself it makes my breath smell minty fresh.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I thought they came in those wrappers because you're supposed to eat them all at once.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I had Cherry Jaffa Cakes delivered today and most of them are back in the cupboard.

Part of me is happy that I didn't order orange ones or most of them would be in me; the rest in the dogs.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I thought they came in those wrappers because you're supposed to eat them all at once.

They don't stay soft if you put them back in the box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I thought they came in those wrappers because you're supposed to eat them all at once.

That's it. In one wrapper so 1 serving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Nope it's a scientific fact, I've tried on several occasions but can't put them down if there's any left!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Only if they have gone stale

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wouldn't know, I just lay them on me and hope someone else will est them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wouldn't know, I just lay them on me and hope someone else will est them

*eat ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

It can't be done, same with a big Aero bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

More importantly, are they cakes or biscuits?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I thought they came in those wrappers because you're supposed to eat them all at once.

They don't stay soft if you put them back in the box."

Said the actress to the Bishop...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There are only eight or so and only one bite size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't know, I just lay them on me and hope someone else will est them

*eat ffs"

I knew what you meant. I'm on my way

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

Its one of those where you eat one and another without paying it any mind, before you know it the box is empty! I have a similar issue with Pringles

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Only if there is someone else there demanding a share

This

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wouldn't know, I just lay them on me and hope someone else will est them

*eat ffs

I knew what you meant. I'm on my way

Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They melt too easily. And leave you craving more. Little devils.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive started buying the snack packs of biscuits because then i can eat a packet, even 2 packets and will still have consumed less than i would have if i tried to just have a couple from a normal pack of biscuits (and nothing left unsealed to go soggy double win)

current favourites are mini party rings and mini jammie dodgers but im sure you get the lunchpack size jaffa cakes too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've tried and failed many times.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is it the usual one or the yard long one?

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man over a year ago

Manchester

I used to identify as male, but according to Tesco pack portions I'm a family of four sharebag

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They melt too easily. And leave you craving more. Little devils.

Do you know... I made a GIANT Jaffa cake in lockdown, the size of a dinner plate?

No course you don't. How could you but you wish you'd been there dontcha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, I hate Jaffa cakes lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Only if I'm sharing them with someone else. They are far too more-ish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Yes. Take some from the package then put it back and walk away with the ones you took out.

Saying that I usually take half of them at a time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it possible to buy a Toblerone and not use it as a divider at the checkouts.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Nope.

It's a physical impossibility, and actually against the laws of science

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Not me. I don't think I'd even try. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

Yes It is but only when it’s 4ft tall they did a xmas thing one year whare it was 4ft definitely couldn’t finsh it in the one sittting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are the coconut chocolate of the biscuit world.

Only good if there's nothing else left.

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Now you have all been talking about them I want Jaffa cakes.

I think I'd be very happy with just the one, even more grateful for two. But is that packets?

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

They’re meant to be eaten in one go aren’t they?

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

There is only 12 in a sleeve easy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally impossible ... almost glad when there are others around to help me out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I've got a packet of cherry flavoured ones here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't even buy Jaffa Cakes anymore as they're so light and easy to eat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they count as one of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inhale them they are so easy to eat

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes, it is possible. However, it does depend how you define 'one sitting'.

I out three on a plate and leave the rest in the kitchen. I usually go back for another serving until there are no more but it's not one sitting.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think they count as one of your 5 a day "

Tomato ketchup counts as 1 in American school meals so Jaffa cakes must count.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I think they count as one of your 5 a day "

Well I've never had scurvy so they must work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not keen on the orange ones so don’t really eat them. Though someone did mention cherry ones . Love cherries so a sleeve would be no problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They melt too easily. And leave you craving more. Little devils.

Do you know... I made a GIANT Jaffa cake in lockdown, the size of a dinner plate?

No course you don't. How could you but you wish you'd been there dontcha!"

I so do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to finish it it's the law!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Yes.. I don’t like them

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan over a year ago

Dublin

Only ever 2 before a match or a run

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I thought they came in those wrappers because you're supposed to eat them all at once.

Love this theory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only ever 2 before a match or a run"

Excuse me, get in the bin please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think they count as one of your 5 a day

Well I've never had scurvy so they must work

That is a very valid point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

More importantly, are they cakes or biscuits?

Doesn't matter once they're in my tummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its one of those where you eat one and another without paying it any mind, before you know it the box is empty! I have a similar issue with Pringles

I have that problem with many things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me!! I like chocolate and I like oranges. Put them together and it's a no no

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By *ottoncandy42Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"Is it possible to buy a Toblerone and not use it as a divider at the checkouts."

Hahaha love that

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I bought Jaffa cakes today because of this thread.

I’ll bill for my fat club membership this week OP

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

It is possible, but more difficult now they’ve reduced pack sizes from 12 down to 10 cakes..

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I just realised, I think you just created a collective noun, or has it always been "A sleeve of Jaffa Cakes"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To NOT finish an entire sleeve of Jaffa Cakes off in one sitting?

Seriously, has anyone ever managed it?

I just realised, I think you just created a collective noun, or has it always been "A sleeve of Jaffa Cakes"? "

Oh I 100% created it!

Definitely not just going for the option that makes me seem more intelligent...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just in my opinion, if you don't finish the packet off...you are an amateur lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, they all have to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, as a matter of fact, it's easier to keep them closed and chuck them in the bin where they belong!

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

I don't like them. Could force one down if I had to, but would never eat one by choice.

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