Don't know we have a restraint in Hastings called the book shop yes it is a book shop. I like booking a table in politics as there is no distraction from a good book

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

And may you introduce you to my husband? He is a professional boxer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum is at home when we get back. She likes rugged men too

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

And you are really a doctor, Hannibal?

Doctor Hannibal Lecter sounds so interesting and so important ...

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

This is an excellent Italian restaurant, the Fava beans and the Chianti are to die for ...

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

So, what's wrong with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright sugartits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey mum your new fab profile pic is so horny! would you like a tribute?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I saw on your facebook....

(Stalker alarm bells)

Ruuunnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was in prison once

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Look over there while I fix your drink...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh you live quite close to my ex, I won't be able to come to yours until the one mile restraining order is lifted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Would you mind if I just measure your neck? I want to be sure I bought the right size collar with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of an ex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I’ve noticed you around, I find you very attractive, Um will you got to bed with me ?’

*pulls out a trumpet and plays an 8 minute free form jazz solo*

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm glad you like cats...1 have 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t have a drink because of my antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I come here all the time with my wife

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So what are your views on DP on a first date? My mate Fred said he's free later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, that photo was quite old. I'm actually 63"

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Your moustache doesn’t seem so apparent on your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum. "

You say that like it's a bad thing.

*drops panties and spreads labia*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you about a size 14...

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Sorry about your phone alarm going off its just to remind me to take my tablets for STI I just found out about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Yeah, that photo was quite old. I'm actually 63"

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yes, I have to say, your bum definitely looks big in that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you enjoy anal?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

“Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?”

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just so you know, my Mum said I have to be back home by 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m kind of a big deal in the virus forum.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

*drops panties and spreads labia* "

Works every single time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was so nervous getting ready I forgot to take my imodium...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are all great!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Who would I invite to a dinner party?

Farage definitely, we'd have a lot in common, oh and Katie Hopkins is another who is like minded, so her too. Is Tommy Robinson out of prison yet? And of course Paul and Jayda from Britain First. Rhees-Mogg for the win.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Clingfilm's a godsend for your shape, you'll be mummified in no time and I always let my pets share my tiktok vids. I'll get you down to a size 18, at least.

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By *oupled EntendreCouple over a year ago

Essex

Your so lucky I'm using my favourite personality tonight, the others are such bores! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I remove the gag, will you promise not to scream!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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