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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give me a line that can be used both in the pub and the bedroom.

"Who's for another round"

"That goes down easy"

"Come join us"

Lets hear yours.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

How much was that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same again please

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a good head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you take card?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liqueur in the front

Poker in the rear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want a slammer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fill it to the top please

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liqueur in the front

Poker in the rear "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make mine a double

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

I’ll have a double.

That goes down easily.

I like a nice creamy head.

You finished that quick!

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mine a double "

Oh those were the days...

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill her up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock the head off it please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salty nuts

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

I like it pulled slow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same again?

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By *razzyhorseMan over a year ago

cambridge

Do you want a pickled egg with that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you want a pickled egg with that? "

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Just don't ask for Scratchings

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Floors a bit sticky

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Same again plz

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

My drip tray is overflowing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can just about remember having a woman in the bedroom, but what's a pub??

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

can u pull another 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those Gents are atrocious

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By *razzyhorseMan over a year ago

cambridge

If you've got a bar towel I'll wipe it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s today’s special?

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By *ajic wandMan over a year ago

cw9

Same again please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you’re not out by midnight I’ll have to call the police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Liqueur in the front

Poker in the rear "

Lol That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You dont have to go home but you cant stay here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Toss your salad"

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its an eat out service only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waheyyyyy

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"time gentlemen, please"

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Can we have a lock in

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Give me a line that can be used both in the pub and the bedroom.

"Who's for another round"

"That goes down easy"

"Come join us"

Lets hear yours."

Fuck me !! When a round comes to £50

Fuck me !! A bedroom request

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats a nice head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery nipple please!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

When are you going to let me in (waiting for pub to open)

Pleeeeease just one more (after last orders)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1.Nothing beats pulling it.

2.i love it on tap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, you need to have a scotch egg if you want to stay

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Mmmmmm Pink or brown ? decisions decisions (snooker table)

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman over a year ago

south coast IOW

Fill me up please.

Do you want another round.

There’s room for a few more here.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

This tastes fishy (Bar snack)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ding dong last round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a slow comfortable screw please xx

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

Actually, let’s all have Stella tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have what she's having xx

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By *ambo1450Man over a year ago

Newport

Can I push your stool in?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

"Actually, let’s all have Stella tonight."

We all know Stella goes down well all night, but’ll give you a rotten head in the morning

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