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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont fart 
I see pigs flying..... 
Women don't fart, apparently they "break wind".  "
nobodies ever heard me fart since i was a child, i was bough up being told it was wrong to break wind in the company of others and my mum actually used to hit us if we did, not for farting but for doing it publically, she was a but wierd, and i guess it just stuck, even when i was married i used to go to the bathroom to fart my husband never heard me in all the years we was married
cause im a lady
I think thats why i put weight on since we split, i dont have to keep running to the bog anymone lol
but in reply to the question i find chinses food is quite windy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jerusalem artichokes are evil!
Sweetcorn does make me a bit stinky but its because I'm allergic to it!
A good hard pummelling from behind makes my fanny fart lol. |
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If you do not like farting follow these tips
1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.
2. Eat slowly
3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth
4. Only eat for ten mins max
5. Never overstuff your stomach
6. No fizzy drinks.
7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices
8. Don't rush around after a meal
9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.
10. Lay off sugar
most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly
Seriously.- no farting |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"If you do not like farting follow these tips
1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.
2. Eat slowly
3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth
4. Only eat for ten mins max
5. Never overstuff your stomach
6. No fizzy drinks.
7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices
8. Don't rush around after a meal
9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.
10. Lay off sugar
most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly
Seriously.- no farting"
You forgot don't hold on to your number twos |
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"If you do not like farting follow these tips
1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.
2. Eat slowly
3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth
4. Only eat for ten mins max
5. Never overstuff your stomach
6. No fizzy drinks.
7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices
8. Don't rush around after a meal
9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.
10. Lay off sugar
most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly
Seriously.- no farting
You forgot don't hold on to your number twos "
If you do , remember to wash your hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you do not like farting follow these tips
1. Only put small amounts in your mouth.
2. Eat slowly
3. Chew many times - digestion starts in the mouth
4. Only eat for ten mins max
5. Never overstuff your stomach
6. No fizzy drinks.
7. Don't drink for at least an hour before a meal. Drinking waters down the digestive juices
8. Don't rush around after a meal
9. Don't drink until half an hour after a meal.
10. Lay off sugar
most farting is caused by swallowing air when eating fast or not chewing properly
Seriously.- no farting
You forgot don't hold on to your number twos
If you do , remember to wash your hands"
Best responce ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst thing which has ever affected me in the 'bum burps' department was a bag of Brussels Sprouts with Sliced Chesnuts my ex bought one Christmas, thinking it would be a 'pleasant addition' to Xmas dinner....
I (and our old Golden Retriever, Jasper, as he had his own Xmas din dins!) spent the evening 'out-doing' each other in the 'Flatulence Stakes' and, in the end, the dog and I could no longer stand being in the same room with each other. Mind you, by that point, neither could anyone else....
It was that bad overnight, we had the duvet cleaned as soon as the launderette opened the day after Boxing Day.....
Not an experience I wish to repeat.... ever!
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"women don't fart... they *release tension* lol"
Studies have proven the reason women don't fart as much as men is that they can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure in their arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weetabix and Sugar Puffs (mixed)
They have to be mixed in the correct ratio for best results though:
6 Weetabix and 3 mugfulls of Sugar Puffs in a big bowl with plenty milk.
Withihn half an hour you'll sound like the Guns of Navaronne |
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have to say i have never analysed my diet to puff ratio so have no clue 
