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over a year ago
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"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.
The best 'go fuck yourself' ever  "
If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.
The best 'go fuck yourself' ever
If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy "
Mine would be too heavy to throw at you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.
The best 'go fuck yourself' ever
If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy
Mine would be too heavy to throw at you. "
I smell bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.
The best 'go fuck yourself' ever
If only human men did the same...would save me hundreds in therapy
Mine would be too heavy to throw at you.
I smell bullshit "
Do you live on a farm? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck, fucks sake and dickhead are my go to’s   but sometimes only a -
“Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole” will do ... or “ shitting arse head and hole” for short lol ... but only if I’ve badly cocked something up (it’s from Love Actually, classy classic film)
Fuckadoodledoo is my happy swear 
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By (user no longer on site)
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PissAnt...or perhaps just a statement of fact...if you come across an ant taking a break from the marching line and he/she dashes behind a blade of grass to have a leak. A male ant would of course be obvs as he would be standing whizzing randomly like a watering can. The female would of course do no such thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Everyone's a cunt and everything's cunty. God forbid you commit a less than virtuous action, in which case you're getting cunted out for your cuntery.
But I use cunt way too much, it's now a term of endearment. If I'm really angry my go to are "prick" and "dickhead". Nothing like the classics to help you spit a bit of venom |
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"Everyone's a cunt and everything's cunty. God forbid you commit a less than virtuous action, in which case you're getting cunted out for your cuntery.
But I use cunt way too much, it's now a term of endearment. If I'm really angry my go to are "prick" and "dickhead". Nothing like the classics to help you spit a bit of venom "
Where I'm from in SA Cunty is a casual endearment.
Scenario- see an old mate for the fist time in ages..... "Hey Cunty howzit hanging ma bru" |
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Grew up in glasgow, worse than billy Connolly for use of the word fuck. I like the word. Cunt i also like...most dont
Usually when i hurt myself...its ya fucking, cunting bastard, fucking arsehole wanking twat & so on & so forth usually covering just about every one at least once lol
Fun facts: swearing relieves pain
Do you know there was a study showing those who swore most were of higher intelligence & words chosen were not due to lack of vocabulary. Eminem is a good example...he literally read the dictionary several times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male octopi have the best idea....they rip off their own penis and throw it at the female.
The best 'go fuck yourself' ever "
That dosnt sound like a good idea to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.
Love this one "
Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!
Feel better now  "
 . It does help doesn’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.
Love this one
Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better "
Love this!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!
Feel better now "
Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silly little custard...cross between cunt and bastard.
Love this one
Thank you...i used to refer to an old boss of mine as a silly custard he didn't twigg....used it many times directly to him with a big smile on my face..i felt so much better "
Excellent!!! |
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"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!
Feel better now
Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own "
Awww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck Shit Tit Wank Ass Bollocks Cuntflapping Wankspangling Knobmunching Motherfucking Twatface Fucktard !!!
Feel better now
Ahhhhh love it ... the first four made laugh on their own
Awww thanks "
Ill admit I saw your earlier post to the thread and thought what the f.... with a name like yours?!? lol ... this post was much better ... I’m totally stealing “Fuck Shit Tit Wank” |
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