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By *agneto. OP Man over a year ago

Bham

Who's on the shitter right now?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'm having a sit down wee, thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And people say The Lounge has dumbed down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see the shitter from where I am lying in the bath. Does that count?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Nobody. Which is a rare occurrence in this house!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"I can see the shitter from where I am lying in the bath. Does that count?"

Shall I say it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And people say The Lounge has dumbed down."

Who ?

Fess up

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Several hours too late op. I'll see if I can squeeze one out to save this thread though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Read.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet

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By *agneto. OP Man over a year ago

Bham

"Several hours too late op. I'll see if I can squeeze one out to save this thread though"

Much appreciated big man.

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By *agneto. OP Man over a year ago

Bham

"And people say The Lounge has dumbed down."

Ok 'fess up, who's on the shitter right now solving mathematical equations?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet "

Release Donatello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busted!

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Busted!

We have a winner!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet

Release Donatello

Donatello has escaped. I fear Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo are still to follow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet

Release Donatello

Donatello has escaped. I fear Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo are still to follow."

Smells like he'd been dead for a while

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet

Release Donatello

Donatello has escaped. I fear Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo are still to follow.

Smells like he'd been dead for a while "

You ever smelt a fermenting rat? Veeeeery similar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Won't be long, I've been close to turtle head for a while but it's not quite brewed yet

Release Donatello

Donatello has escaped. I fear Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo are still to follow.

Smells like he'd been dead for a while

You ever smelt a fermenting rat? Veeeeery similar "

I've smelt dissected rat. Pungent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but I did have a poo about half an hour ago and it was tiny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t use my compooter on the toilet

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Nah, I'm a morning pooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, I'm a morning pooper

This

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"No but I did have a poo about half an hour ago and it was tiny. "

Don’t you just hate it when you are sat there all comfy waiting for your insides to release themselves and all you poop out is a pebble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but I did have a poo about half an hour ago and it was tiny.

Don’t you just hate it when you are sat there all comfy waiting for your insides to release themselves and all you poop out is a pebble

Or the one that just won't wipe clean?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Who's on the shitter right now? "

You're a class act, Magneto!

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By *agneto. OP Man over a year ago

Bham

"Who's on the shitter right now?

You're a class act, Magneto!"

I try.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Would you like to Skype me while we're both on the loo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like to Skype me while we're both on the loo?"

Synchronised flushes

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m not but I really gotta pee

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Would you like to Skype me while we're both on the loo?

Synchronised flushes "

Unless he's a double flusher.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Not right now but I did lay a huge cable earlier this afternoon

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm on antibiotics that cause explosive diarrhea at least twice a day. Thank god I work from home. And live in a flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will neither confirm nor deny such an outrageous accusation

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's tinkle time for me again. Such important news for you all

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