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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
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I was just thinking the exact same thing  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
I was just thinking the exact same thing "
Took me longer than I'd like to think of fruits that matched up! |
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"Cheers pickle. Now on yer knees sunshine and feed me a grape.
Just the one tho, I need to lose some body mass. 
Would you like me to peel it? "
Oh if ya would. The skin gets stuck in my teeth.
Bless you little loyal one  |
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
I was just thinking the exact same thing
Took me longer than I'd like to think of fruits that matched up! "
Much Kudos to ya   |
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over a year ago
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
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Bit of a cunt though!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
Bit of a cunt though!
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Said with love.... please don't shoot me! |
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
Bit of a cunt though!
Said with love.... please don't shoot me!"
I'm truly fucking honoured. That bit is my favourite part and I'm not talking about my foof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks."
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks.
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
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Can thine not hear the larks a singing?
My anus created that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks.
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
Can thine not hear the larks a singing?
My anus created that "
Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
Twas Princess Peach wot made em,
They sprung forth from her ring! |
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks.
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
Can thine not hear the larks a singing?
My anus created that
Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
Twas Princess Peach wot made em,
They sprung forth from her ring!"
You should be writing for Moon Pig 
You've earned a finger in the bott-bott for that lyrical beauty
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"Another bump?
You're such a good egg.
My rectum is still glowing
I should hope do! It'd where the sun shines from isn't it "
Exactly!
Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter. |
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"Another bump?
You're such a good egg.
My rectum is still glowing
I should hope do! It'd where the sun shines from isn't it
Exactly!
Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter."
Ewww and |
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"Another bump?
You're such a good egg.
My rectum is still glowing
I should hope do! It'd where the sun shines from isn't it
Exactly!
Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter.
Ewww and "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks.
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
Can thine not hear the larks a singing?
My anus created that
Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
Twas Princess Peach wot made em,
They sprung forth from her ring!
You should be writing for Moon Pig
You've earned a finger in the bott-bott for that lyrical beauty
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Oh to be annointed by the divine digit.
Hopefully the Godhead's fingernails aren't too sharp! |
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"Just bumping for an ego rub.
Have you seen how bright I'm shining today? Tis beautiful outside and all because I've spread my bum cheeks.
Thy nether regions do truly shine like the sun.
Can thine not hear the larks a singing?
My anus created that
Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
Twas Princess Peach wot made em,
They sprung forth from her ring!
You should be writing for Moon Pig
You've earned a finger in the bott-bott for that lyrical beauty
Oh to be annointed by the divine digit.
Hopefully the Godhead's fingernails aren't too sharp!"
Do they draw blood? If not you need to fix that! |
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" Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter."
This entire thread is class but this comment wins for me
Hats off to you and thy divine anus, Peach |
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" Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter.
This entire thread is class but this comment wins for me
Hats off to you and thy divine anus, Peach "
Why thanking you kindly, I can confirm the skies will be thunder free this peaceful evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Snow balls are simply me farting after taking a spunk shot up the shitter.
This entire thread is class but this comment wins for me
Hats off to you and thy divine anus, Peach
Why thanking you kindly, I can confirm the skies will be thunder free this peaceful evening "
I've got a long drive so I appreciate your mercy
Glad to hear all is calm within your heavenly hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swallower of the Mighty Banana.
I'm more of a frenumlum licker, I play "the devil went down to Georgia" on that lil ole banjo "
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul that I can lick better than you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Wonko the omnipotent. Ruler of the known postcodes except for those on Birmingham. I am more powerful than God and far more playful but not in any way a flirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am Wonko the omnipotent. Ruler of the known postcodes except for those on Birmingham. I am more powerful than God and far more playful but not in any way a flirt "
Oh I sense a schism  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am Wonko the omnipotent. Ruler of the known postcodes except for those on Birmingham. I am more powerful than God and far more playful but not in any way a flirt
Oh I sense a schism "
No. You just need to fart  |
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"Peach of House Tangerine, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Apples and the First Melons, Protector of the Seven Kiwis, the Mother of Dragon Fruit, the Khaleesi of the Great Grape Sea, the Unbruised, the Breaker of Cherries.
I was just thinking the exact same thing
Took me longer than I'd like to think of fruits that matched up! "
You did a grand job |
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