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"Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?
Crisp Butty Brunch Club  "
Thanks, in that case nothing beats the crunch of flattening Quavers as you push down on the top slice with your chosen filling |
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"Can it be more specifically at 10:30 to coordinate with Ken Bruce’s pop quiz ?
Crisp Butty Brunch Club
Thanks, in that case nothing beats the crunch of flattening Quavers as you push down on the top slice with your chosen filling "
I think some branston pickle would go well with quavers |
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"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club. 
I think smokey bacon for breakfast. "
Can I have a bite ? |
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"Oh to be a part if this club!
I don't have any crisps or bread or butter  "
Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......
Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....
For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.
Just don't tell the O.P. |
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"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.
I think smokey bacon for breakfast.
Can I have a bite ?"
Of course but be gentle  |
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"Oh to be a part if this club!
I don't have any crisps or bread or butter
Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......
Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....
For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.
Just don't tell the O.P."
I am hurting here.
Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.
Actually your made up butty was a good one. |
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"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.
I think smokey bacon for breakfast.
Can I have a bite ?
Of course but be gentle "
Only when I get over excited |
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"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.
I think smokey bacon for breakfast.
Can I have a bite ?
Of course but be gentle
Only when I get over excited "
What the hell come and munch down.  |
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"Oh to be a part if this club!
I don't have any crisps or bread or butter
Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......
Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....
For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.
Just don't tell the O.P.
I am hurting here.
Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.
Actually your made up butty was a good one. "
Well I do have a wholemeal sourdough loaf. I make it myself ...
Would you tie me up and force me to eat the beef crisps .........
Like Crisps or My Cock Granny !!!
I'd shout ..... CRISPS YOU FUCKER! CRISPS. |
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"Oh to be a part if this club!
I don't have any crisps or bread or butter
Neither do I ........ Jesus , Mary and Joseph ......
Make a loaf up and some pretend crisps and pull up a seat .....
For a start i''m vegan....... there's NEVER butter here.
Just don't tell the O.P.
I am hurting here.
Just for that I’m making you a beef and onion flavour crisp butty with lashings of butter.
Actually your made up butty was a good one.
Well I do have a wholemeal sourdough loaf. I make it myself ...
Would you tie me up and force me to eat the beef crisps .........
Like Crisps or My Cock Granny !!!
I'd shout ..... CRISPS YOU FUCKER! CRISPS."
I’d even drop crumbs in your bra. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is for the Crisp Butty Breakfast Club, until approx 1130 when it will become the Crisp Butty Lunch Club.
I think smokey bacon for breakfast.
Can I have a bite ?
Of course but be gentle
Only when I get over excited
What the hell come and munch down. "
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WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG! |
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"
puritan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"
What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap?  |
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"
I can only partly condone this thread which frankly is an attack at fine dining. |
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!
What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap? "
What she said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!"
But surely with that dry as a bone sandwich you wouldn't have any moisture in your mouth ever again!
What if you had to answer the phone while eating it?
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!
But surely with that dry as a bone sandwich you wouldn't have any moisture in your mouth ever again!
What if you had to answer the phone while eating it?
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Oh, Mary. Butter makes me vomit. I can't even look at a buttery knife.
I find the addition of tomato and cucumber more than adequate moisture. And I never answer the phone when eating - nothing comes between me & my food  |
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!
puritan"
I'll take that as a compliment, Granny |
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"WTF Fiddles?
Firstly, crisps on a butty? Dirty, that.
Secondly. Butter? Noooooo! It's the Devil's mucous.
I shall have a nice ham & cucumber on seeded brown. Dry. No greasy mucous. And ready salted crisps from the bag, WHERE THEY BELONG!
What? You've never been tempted by frazzles in a wrap? "
Noooooooo!
But then, I'd never eat Frazzles out of a bag, either.
Now Giant Wotsits or Fanny Fries (Scampi Fries) as an accompaniment to my sandwich, and I'm happy as  |
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