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Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
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I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass  |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass "
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me   |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me "
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words? |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words?"
Thank Fuck |
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over a year ago
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words?
Thank Fuck "
Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again  |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words?
Thank Fuck
Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again "
Thanks, err I think |
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering! "
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass "
Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?
That should kill an hour |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly "
Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then |
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly
Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then "
Can it feed itself ?? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly
Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then
Can it feed itself ?? "
Well they can both cook |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words?
Thank Fuck
Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again "
Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count  |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
And you look fabulous
Are you d*unk? "
It's a fab from me.
It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty  |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal "
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv 
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
And you look fabulous
Are you d*unk?
It's a fab from me.
It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty "
That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?
That should kill an hour "
Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am "
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad |
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"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly
Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then
Can it feed itself ??
Well they can both cook "
Oh go on then |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Holy Fuck if it gets that bad then shoot me
*loads the shotgun*
Any last words?
Thank Fuck
Try it, it's quite therapeutic but it is annoying when you lose count half way through and have to start again
Anyone else struggle to count laps when your swimming? You've nothing else to do but count, but lose count "
Haha yes I've done that |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am "
Tbf I am though  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I have teenagers no chance of boredom,home schooling,I'm definitely going to pass resist materials and engineering!
Wow that's kinda cool though .
I dont have any ankle biters and live alone , sadly
Have on of mine, they'd stop fighting then
Can it feed itself ??
Well they can both cook
Oh go on then "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad "
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate. |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate. "
Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.
Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that "
It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.
Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that
It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time "
Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!! |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?
That should kill an hour
Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming "
Great! Short enough to show my legs off |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
And you look fabulous
Are you d*unk?
It's a fab from me.
It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty
That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag "
Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
And you look fabulous
Are you d*unk?
It's a fab from me.
It looks like your pulling the 'dress' down trying to cover your modesty
That’s exactly what I’m doing! Trust me to pick the sluttiest bin bag
Ah! You should have let it 'all' hang out "
I did in one pic but not sure it’s what anyone wants to see lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.
Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that
It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time
Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!! "
Awwww  |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
I started measuring the blades of grass in my front garden biggest is 33mm smallest 10mm and so far have 1,356709 blades of grass
Couldn't make me a grass skirt could ya?
That should kill an hour
Great idea it will be a very very short skirt though, I will get the scissors out tomorrow and start trimming
Great! Short enough to show my legs off "
Think I might go outside now and make a start, be done by morning |
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"I’ve put a bin bag on to replicate a dress. It’s come to this!!
had to fab them
Perv
But thanks
You made it fun and fab worthy
Thanks pal
Oh I see I'm d*unk but grumpy is a perv
I'm not d*unk btw I have work in the am
You can be a perv as well if you like? Think you’re both mad
No cleavage? Need a v neck cut mate.
Plunging neckline? My scissor skills aren’t good enough for that
It's how it starts you will be in a pair of heels in no time
Haha I don’t think so leave that to you sexy ladies who do it so well!!
Awwww "
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on
I can't handle the adrenaline rush 
Life just doesn't get better
I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me"
Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade |
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on
I can't handle the adrenaline rush
Life just doesn't get better
I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me
Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade "
Swing's outta control! |
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"I've just turned my main light off and my Lamp on
I can't handle the adrenaline rush
Life just doesn't get better
I just made some herbal tea. Somebody stop me
Oh fuck . I'm calling the fire brigade
Swing's outta control!"
You'll be knitting next |
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The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more |
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more "
Now that's what I am talking about , proper rock n roll shizzle |
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more "
Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? |
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more
Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell? "
I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger |
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more
Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell?
I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger "
*know  |
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"The canal outside my window is 2.5 mm lower in water level than it was at this time last night, so bored that i go out at 10pm with a torch and a ruler !
actually its just an excuse to perv the young lady who lives on the canal boat opposite, but she thinks i am weird ... i wonder why ?
i need to get out / stay in more
Rock on ring do you listen to the shipping forecast aswell?
I do . Always need to the weather in Dogger "
Of course i listen to the shipping forecast - as i peruse the train timetables for out Mongolia and the ice reports from Greenland, which i memorise in case i ever get stranded there what do you think i am SAD ! or just bored ... someone message me and lets chat filth ,,,, now i am mad |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
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have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient  |
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"Ok I'm now that bored I've just counted the amount of slats in my radiator (29 if you're asking )
I'm actually considering cutting my own hair for something to do and getting up to have a shit is now a cherished event .
I cant be the only one can I ??
have you cleaned your slats ...clean slats make radiators far more efficient "
What a good idea . That's tomorrow night sorted |
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck
Nooo keep the long hair please "
I agree but long hair is a pain to maintain it is worth it tho |
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"I've thought about cutting my hair too, but I suspect several people would wring my neck
Nooo keep the long hair please
Hmm no chance of me doing that i dont have enough to cut .... "
You can have some of mine if you like |
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I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world.
It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle |
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"I have just been out snail hunting.
Couldn't find any
Too quick for you? "
Bastard
That was going to be my next post.
Haven't even got that toook forward to now! |
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"I'm so bored, I listened to a TED talk entitled Life Advice from the slowest mammal in the world.
It's all about what sloths can teach us about dealing with the chaos of modern life! I am now officially a champion of the sloth lifestyle "
Haha sounds like my kind of ted talk |
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