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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This could land me in deep water, so to navigate it carefully - I’m planning on cutting my own hair (giving it time to regrow for when hairdressers reopen) and I’ll take the blowjob in the meantime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one 
Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.
Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one
Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.
Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.
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Wow. The hair bear bunch takes me back ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, coming from someone who’s high functioning autistic and hates haircuts/hairdressers.. I really want one
Currently I’m looking like one of the hair bear bunch.
Even had clippers delivered Monday to do it myself.
Wow. The hair bear bunch takes me back ..."
Yep. Ginger Afro. |
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"You can your own.. Its a good job thats what you prefer out of those two choices. Winner.
Although, you can still try your own bj "
When you said you can do your own, I thought you meant your own BJ
I'd struggle (sans penis  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can your own.. Its a good job thats what you prefer out of those two choices. Winner.
Although, you can still try your own bj "
It's been a year since Covid, do you really think there is a man who hasn't tried self fellatio  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would rather get a haircut than a blowjob right now
Don’t feel bad, I’d much rather give you a haircut than a blowjob if that’s any consolation  "
It's ok Adam, your arse has served me well enough, I wouldn't ask more of you  |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m that desperate to get my hair done I would trade a blow job for a cut and colour "
This. Although I'm half tempted to grow mine now. I had a fade & undercut with the top to about my cheekbone. The fade is now 4/5 inches long and the top chin length. When I tie it back (which I can do now). All you see is black (and grey) and none of my blue hair.
I would give a blowjob and anal for a massage, Mani/pedi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Couldn’t get an appointment til the 21st thus giving me time to fit some sexing first  "
21st of April?
I honestly might just buy the hair clipper and do the sides at least!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So..
If you were a hairdresser and could autofelate.. that’d solve things?"
Not quite, I can't do the back of my head
And Fleshlight is almost like a blowjob so not too desperate for that! |
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I took the clippers to mine this very afternoon in the garden while the wind was blowing the bits away. The blue tits will have something to line their nests with.
Second time for me since the first lockdown and it grew quite long the first time around and I was tempted to keep it and grow it more but the truth is I can fool people into thinking I'm younger with it short!
Should anyone be desperate to self-fellate, I have probably got one of those old washing machine hoses which had an adapter giving a suction fit over a kitchen tap perishing away somewhere.
Don't use a Hoover Dustette. A well read and circulated BMJ report warns that the fan blades are nearer the orifice than expected and some men (particularly those adversely blesssed with a phimosis) have been driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and suffered lacerations to the external meatus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m letting my hair grow
No hunting knife shaving then?
Haha would you trust to come near yours with it
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I was thinking the other way
You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first "
That can be arranged |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"I’m letting my hair grow
No hunting knife shaving then?
Haha would you trust to come near yours with it
? ????
I was thinking the other way
You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first
That can be arranged "
I might put up a fight. Be prepared |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m letting my hair grow
No hunting knife shaving then?
Haha would you trust to come near yours with it
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I was thinking the other way
You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first
That can be arranged
I might put up a fight. Be prepared "
Funny girl! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Being off grid for awhile, I kind of like the old waves in my hair retuning (male), the beard is itchy, and giving a few spots, yet it is soft and fun.
However, in the world of convention..... |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"I’m letting my hair grow
No hunting knife shaving then?
Haha would you trust to come near yours with it
? ????
I was thinking the other way
You’d have to restrain me, tie me up first
That can be arranged
I might put up a fight. Be prepared
Funny girl!"
I can try, It’s the thought and the effort I’ll put in that counts |
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Nope sorry... haircuts are commodity services and easily accessible...
Blow jobs ... not so much.
Would love a suck and go as much as some may like a wash, blow and go... hairdresser just didn’t see it in a similar way.
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