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A question for the ladies
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep... I have 365 on standby. One each day for a year. Few stand ins just in case. But I'm having Bank Holidays for girl orgys..
I'm joking of course before this gets deleted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!
What's sustroming?"
Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet you have cock on tap
Nope, water I'm afraid
Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7
Nope, I got shit to do."
You mean you don't play with yourself to thoughts of the clubs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet you have cock on tap
Nope, water I'm afraid
Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7
Nope, I got shit to do.
You mean you don't play with yourself to thoughts of the clubs
No."
Many would believe you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet you have cock on tap
Nope, water I'm afraid"
I’ve machine here too.
But hey, at least this yhread gives us an ability to narrow down the options in advance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pickled and kept in jars.
I can't make out if you are an arse or a pair of titties
It is an oft pondered question. I shall offer no clues  "
Whatever it is looks good! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial
... I mean men are people?
I have people I want to meet, but they've got shit to do, too."
Oh yeah waiting for that little prick first aye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "
To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!
What's sustroming?
Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!"
ewww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?
To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes"
If they choose to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?
To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes
If they choose to"
Oh, yeah they know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "
Yep, I chop them off and put in my freezer.
I am going to serve them in gravy to the local WI ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!
What's sustroming?
Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!
ewww "
Never said it was sexy ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?
Yep, I chop them off and put in my freezer.
I am going to serve them in gravy to the local WI ladies "
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"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!
What's sustroming?
Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!
ewww
Never said it was sexy ... "
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