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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just spent 5 hours in A+E as Luke has an eye injury!!! He somehow managed to poke himself in his eye quite badly with his thumb whilst spanking my bum!!!
He has scratched the White of his eye badly and is sporting a badly bruised eye lid!!  "
Yoiks...!! Just how springy is your arse... 
Admit it... He slapped you so you beat him up...
Get well soon and do Not rub it...;-);-)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once having sex and the girl was on top riding me sat up, I decided I was going to sit up and kiss her boobs just has i did that she decided she was going to come down and kiss me, which lead to well basically she head butted me and split my eye open, |
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I once had sex with a woman and she bit me so hard when she was coming that it was still painful and slightly swollen six months later.
The doctor sent me for a mamagram, I am male remember, and ended up watching the twin towers come down on TV while in the hospital waiting room.
Turns out I had a condition common in TEENAGE BOYS and fortunately it just settled down of its own accord. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Mrs ,naughty Norfolk has nearly broken my tackle in two (that was a worrying couple of weeks), and also severely bruised my ribs to the point I had to have a chest xray.
I am a lucky man to have such an enthusiastic partner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met a couple off here a couple of years ago, all was going very well until whilst having sex from behind she came so hard she pulled forward off my cock then came backwards hard and not in the right place and not into any hole, she yelped and pulled forward as had split some skin, blood flowing onto the bedsheets, that was it for the night!! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
A couple of years ago,at a meet with a couple, the lady was far too energetic with her hand-job and caused me some pain and discomfort.
I'd to attend the local clinic a couple of days later as I was still sore and things weren't clearing up; turned out she had split the foreskin! Ouch!!!!!!
I'd to refrain from ny sexual activity for 8 weeks; I couldn't even think about sex either, as I couldn't risk getting too excited.
The irony was, her job in reality was being a Nurse!
Gawd help the patients in her care.  |
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Had my arse split by someone not using lube - he was injured as well so both of us were out of action and I don't do anal anymore.
regularly pull a groin muscle cos now I'm getting on my hips go lol
Dislocated my knee at the start of a party so that was me out of action! 
bumped my head when doing doggy as body turned to jelly when I came and I just collapsed - there was no headboard and I slammed into the wall  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have ripped balls foreskin! It was the first blow job I gave him almost 12 years ago and now we are madly in love and married. At least it didn't put him off lol  I'd like to be able to say I was d*unk but I wasn't!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me to trim her pussy hair with scissors
She shouted be careful very loudly as I was about to cut and obviously I jumped and she lost a little bit of clithood
Still not been forgiven  "
*laughing my ass off* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two episodes for me
First was a disclocated shoulder whilst being over the top on a swing play game in bedroom
Second was was rushed to hospital from hotel bedroom after going down with what was thought Appendicitis - Iwas with my ex wife and another women who really got stressed cuz her hubby is a doctor at hospital and of course he didnt know she was a swinger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a penile fracture in my 20's - was doing top revs and she moved. Ended up bruised up to feck but it all healed okay, just lost a bit of sensitivity.
Got a bad case of dalmatian dick after using a too tight gel cockring, and the odd tear on the banjo string.
so nothing major 
Wolf
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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago
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funniest story we were told was by a couple who when the male is having an orgasm,his head flies back and forwards,the only trouble this time was the lady was on top of him,he head butted her smack between the eyes,not funny for her at the time though.
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Several years ago I was a daily user of a penis vacum developer. It would make my cock swell up larger and was exciting and a turnon. But I began to lose sensation of my cock resulting in difficulty climaxing. Think I was over doing the vacum pressure. I gave up using it years ago. Dont think they are healthy to use in the longterm. |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
back in my youth I ripped my foreskin open when i lost my virginity, didnt realise til after,the scarring affected me for years.(tho as ive said on another thread i still regret the circumcision)
and stung me balls on a stinging nettle when in mid flow in a field, probably doesnt count as a real injury but its a real passion killer. |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
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"met a couple off here a couple of years ago, all was going very well until whilst having sex from behind she came so hard she pulled forward off my cock then came backwards hard and not in the right place and not into any hole, she yelped and pulled forward as had split some skin, blood flowing onto the bedsheets, that was it for the night!! "
similar thing happened to me and fb when having a hotel meet ..... never seen so much blood!!
also fallen out of the swing at Abfabs ... being a short-ass I attempted a jump into the seat and went flying backwards, in the process hit my head on the floor and dislocated 2 fingers as they wrenched on the straps!! Now I use the stool to stand on to sit on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I onwho ad a girlfriend who wanted to tie me to the bed and get me to just eat her pussy and rim her ass. She wanted to wank me off over a long time and keep me teased. After about 40 minutes she was getting vigorous on my cock and sudden said oh shit I'm bleeding.... And then she took off my blindfold and I saw that my "bell end was bleeding. Her ring with stone had slit my bell end and it wouldn't stop bleeding because I was sooo hard.
Aside from that I think every guy had had a girl ride him and then slip out as she came back down and get his cock stubbed in "no mans land" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a very nice lady very new to swinging start to finger me(mrs)...... Only she had nearly 2 inch nails and suddenly said "ooooh i think you bleeding!" she had taken the top of my cervix off |
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worst for me was a d*unken fuck ending up with a boiling hot light bulb stuck to my arm went a bit wobbly when I came, fell off the bed and into the lamp sitting on the bedside table next to me - ouch! |
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
marden |
just before xmas i was with a friend, from here actualy, doing doggy on her sofa and my knee slipped down the gap at the back at a vital moment. I couldn't stop, she was having too much fun and ended up tearing one of the tendons in my knee. Am still in pain with it now even after physio. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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once got a severe and agonising leg cramp whilst my leg was over a guys shoulder, i started to scream and writhe but was unable to tell him why, he was slightly worried to say the least, but thought it was hillarious afterwards! |
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