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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Mosquitoes
Kill more people than any other."
Yes, mosquitoes, when you are falling asleep and hear that buzz next to your ear, having to get up, switch the light on and hunt the little shit out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m going to nominate an insect. Those moths the size of dinner plates that invade my personal space every bloody August-October. Scare the absolute shit out of me!"
Sounds like Hawk Moths to me! They're like birds!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely HORSES, even though I've owned lots, work with them all the time and even ride now and then, I still wouldn't trust the fuckers at all, they'll try and kill you any chance they get!!  lol |
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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago
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"Earwigs."
Second this.. Even though I know its not true.. My brother told me they climb into yiu ear and eat your brains and control you... Hence the reason as an adult.. I still kill them in sight!  |
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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago
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"It’s wasps/hornets.
Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’ "
OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Earwigs.
Second this.. Even though I know its not true.. My brother told me they climb into yiu ear and eat your brains and control you... Hence the reason as an adult.. I still kill them in sight! "
He may have been watching Star Trek, The Wrath of Kaan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely HORSES, even though I've owned lots, work with them all the time and even ride now and then, I still wouldn't trust the fuckers at all, they'll try and kill you any chance they get!! lol"
No they don't! You do get the odd one that is just plain nasty though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few have said cows.
You just don't know with them, they act so docile.
Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?
You just don't know 
Every year, cows kill more people than sharks."
Wowsers
I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.
If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.  |
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"A few have said cows.
You just don't know with them, they act so docile.
Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?
You just don't know
Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.
Wowsers
I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.
If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead. "
Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.
It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few have said cows.
You just don't know with them, they act so docile.
Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?
You just don't know
Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.
Wowsers
I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.
If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead. "
I did, still got pushed into a barbed wire fence by one! |
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"A few have said cows.
You just don't know with them, they act so docile.
Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?
You just don't know
Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.
Wowsers
I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.
If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.
Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.
It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose."
Cows are peaceful animals but naturally they would be prey to carnivores, most of the issues we have had with dog walkers have been when the dog has been running rampant among them and getting them wound up. If the cows have calves at foot we try and make sure that we keep them out of fields with footpaths through them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few have said cows.
You just don't know with them, they act so docile.
Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?
You just don't know
Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.
Wowsers
I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.
If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.
Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.
It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose.
Cows are peaceful animals but naturally they would be prey to carnivores, most of the issues we have had with dog walkers have been when the dog has been running rampant among them and getting them wound up. If the cows have calves at foot we try and make sure that we keep them out of fields with footpaths through them. "
Animals will always protect their young.
Inbuilt instinct.
This is something else that amazes me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ants, yuck! They were a nuisance in the garden last year and there’s supposed to be 1.4 million of them to each human "
Can I expand on this slightly....
...flying ants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the scariest of the lot
Humans  "
Unfortunately yes 
I've never understood the concept of hatred.
Why it exists.
Why some do it.
But without hatred the world would be pretty much perfect.
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I'd also like to add the Loch Ness Monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lived in Perth Australia for 10yrs and had red back spiders in the garden, swam off beaches where Great Whites had eaten people and walked my dog daily over parkland and the outback thats populated by deadly Tiger and Dugite snakes...
Thats just life in Oz but the animal which spooked me most was when I got a little Motorbike Frog in the house late one night.
They are know as that because they're rebbit sound resembles a motorcycle.
I tried to move this little beauty but as part of its defence it screams so high pitched and loud its enough to make your ears bleed and frighten the life out ya ...
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Brazilian wandering spiders
their venom is toxic to the nervous system, causing symptoms such as salivation, irregular heartbeat, and prolonged painful erections (priapism) in men.
They can be highly aggressive and have been known to actually chase after people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hippos
You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.
I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.
But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked. |
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"Hippos
You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.
I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.
But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked."
No, don't get between a hippo and water |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hippos
You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.
I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.
But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked.
No, don't get between a hippo and water"
Ahhh is that what is it.
Yes! That rings a bell now |
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"Cows!! They freek me out
It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep
Is that a countryside thing?"
Probably, remember some kids going cow pushing when I was young. Yeah Rats are unpleasant, the young ones are easy with a trap and mars bar bait, it's when you find the big ones wandering around with the trap on their head it becomes pretty nasty, they don't die easy sadly |
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"Cows!! They freek me out
It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep
Is that a countryside thing?
Probably, remember some kids going cow pushing when I was young. Yeah Rats are unpleasant, the young ones are easy with a trap and mars bar bait, it's when you find the big ones wandering around with the trap on their head it becomes pretty nasty, they don't die easy sadly"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s wasps/hornets.
Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’
OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out! "
Yeah I don’t like them at all and flying ants ughh |
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"It’s wasps/hornets.
Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’
OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out!
Yeah I don’t like them at all and flying ants ughh"
European Hornets are much less aggressive than wasps, I think you can be fined 50k Euro's in Germany for killing them. The Asian species are a pest and should be reported |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Humans...Animals in their native habitat bring balance
Humans just destroy everything in their path"
Exactly this
Humans are more scary than any spider. They frighten the shit outta me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geese look good and innocent but behind those eyes are evil little shits thinking of ways to sneak up behind you and bit the soft tissue top thighs to leave their mark.
Don’t get me wrong best gard animals going just don’t trust them |
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