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damnation lies about the person above |
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No it's not true about her, she really is nice, the veris are all lies |
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over a year ago
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Leads a double life as a traffic warden |
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is feeling his arse for spots\1 |
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hates nice underwear and only wears scabby knickers |
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Thought they were manboobs
Has manboobs |
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"hates nice underwear and only wears scabby knickers"
perlease my sloggies are not scabby only look that way due to pablos undies left in the washer!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No sense of humour |
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Makes her crusties from carrier bags for her PVC fetish
Now has thrush |
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poor old soul its a shame really |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
takes pity on all the old men
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Has feelings of insecurity due to attending only a minor public school
Did pass an art gcse though |
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Walks backwards whist singing Jim Reeves tunes |
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Once lost a game of naughts and crosses to a chicken |
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To be fair it was Foghorn Leghorn
Once had a day off school because he couldn't decide which side of the bed to get out of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One side of his bed is pushed up against the window |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has quick removal sheets to shake the crumbs out from the midnight snacking |
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Claims to have an allergy to fairy cakes, but we know different |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
ohhhh you are naughty - but I like it
Thought baking rock cakes would let him say he was getting his rocks off |
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Doesn't like rock cakes, they make his piles tender |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has a part time job in the evening going round applying ointment for piles to all the over 80s |
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Not getting another visit until Thursday now |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
wheres those glasses to hide his boss eye |
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Both are boss, the rest of me is pretty cool too
Hopelessly attracted to cool men in shades  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
his ears were inherited from Jumbo - when he flaps them - a gale blows |
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Finds soho "a bit too nilla" for his tastes
Thought fifty shades was a curtain shop |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has a terrible limp - walks perfectly normally though |
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Always sits downstairs on the bus because of his sari |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was arrested for his upskirt activities - at the Highland games |
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over a year ago
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Tosses his caber regularly |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has to be careful when swinging her boobs - the nipple tassels reach her knees |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"Tosses his caber regularly "
It is meant to be lies - lol |
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It was a lie
Quite partial to a chocolate log if you get my drift while listing to scatman jazz |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Uses Gaydar as his home page |
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Wears ladies bloomers under his kilt |
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Got the app too
Don't ask about the unfortunate accident with a pomigranite and sticky sock |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thought pomegranate was pornogrand and he was getting to excited over it |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Thought he'd pulled a granny in the grocers till he felt her plums |
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Not been the same since he slipped giving himself a Brazilian  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wants to play in the beach volleyball in the Kazakhstan ladies team |
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Speaks fluent Welsh
Owns a Hyena who won't laugh because his jokes are crap |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wants to take part in an open mike night - he know he is so bad he would get pelted - and he likes that |
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Only on a Thursday though
Is a grandfather to 14 but can only remember one of their names |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
would like to think he is sexy - but is hurt by all the ladies laughing at him behind his back |
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all the ladies laugh in his face! |
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Has a dreadful scar under his hat caused by a dreadful accident while undergoing medical research |
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They found all brain cells were in good working order
Eats kippers and cheese & onion crisps before a meet |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
Only uses forum cos he has nothing else to do since bricking himself into his own house due to his agorophobia, |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Bricking herself at thought of long-pelted goats - Angora-phobia...
I thank you; I'm here all week, try the chicken... |
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Has a whole turkey for breakfast
Has his own Gerbil massaging business |
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On the run from the gerbil liberation front
Currently in denial about the on/off relationship with an ostrich |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
is the Leader of the gerbil liberation front and has a pack of wild killer gerbils he has befriended who he is using to hunt down superamfan before they slowly nibble him to death, |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Has a whole turkey for breakfast
Has his own Gerbil massaging business "
the stated reason the Gerbil liberation front are after him is because of his sexual preference for inserting gerbils up his bum, (tho some suspect the real reason is thier leader is jealous of his relationship with his ex the ostrich) |
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Smuggles gerbils into the country in thigh length boots
Was arrested for trafficking while riding an ostrich across the border |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has replaced what little hair he had with the small feathers from an ostrich crotch. thinks it makes him look sexy |
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Was rejected by a female ostrich
(claims she must have been a lesbian ostrich) |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Smuggles gerbils into the country in thigh length boots
Was arrested for trafficking while riding an ostrich across the border"
when you say riding an ostrich, I have to point out that we were on a coach at the time we crossed the border and it was unproven in court that we were riding each other, as for the gerbils they just make nice leg warmers honest  |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Was rejected by a female ostrich
(claims she must have been a lesbian ostrich)"
wheres his Ostrich crotch feather syrup in a DA (ducks arse) but hasnt noticed that he still needs to wash the Ostritch poo out before wearing it |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wants to be an ostrich jockey but hubby wont play |
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All his decorations are tartan themed
Breakfast consists of raw haggis & ketchup |
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Buys cheese and onion crisps
Only eats the onion |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was not on all say as he went to a spa for a pampering session - had his nails manicured and painted too |
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buys onion and garlic crisps from a food coop |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
didn't realise veet was not meant to be used on the head |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
uses hair scrunchys that he knicks from the local pound shop to hold his socks up |
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got so shortsighted owing to his age that he brushed his teeth with veet but at least it got rid of the smell of garlic |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
uses soft blue cheese as her deodorant |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers the gummy look - cant get any dentures to fit |
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didnt complain when i had my gums round his stiffy |
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Hates me now I've won the lottery  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was only able to take the first 12 inches though |
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i wasnt talking about your walking stick grandad! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
and I was not talking about your mouth |
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Only cleans their teeth on a Thursday
Works at the P.D.S.A. |
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puts his false teeth up his bum to make talking out of his arse easier! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
pheww = please that super got in the way there - vitriol is flowing
cant talk much cause her mout his full of bollocks |
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mmmm vitriol and lemonade my favourite! |
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Thought it was vimto
Makes ribena out of beetroot juice and sugar |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
uses rhubarb as a sex aid - likes chomping the end - cause it is sweeter than him |
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"pheww = please that super got in the way there - vitriol is flowing
cant talk much cause her mout his full of bollocks"
Always get the blame me
Went to Sunday School on a Saturday |
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bit random that one - running out of ideas eh! |
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buys his vests from rab c nesbitt |
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Schizophrenic always arguing both personalities hate each other |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
but at least you would ook better in a vest than me
bought some crotchless panties - took them back because they were draughty |
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"oops insulted myself there!"
His or vests?
Prefers to accumulate parking tickets rather than order a taxi |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
shades of the librarian in Terry pratchet books creeping in
goes ook ook as she is realy an orangoutang |
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had to give up his job as taxi driver as all the girls were too scared to get in the cab! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
never worked in her life - gets big fat cheque from the DHSS three times a week (knows how to work the system) |
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Deported from 177 countries
Not as many as his great grandfather who holds the world record |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
never knew his parents - grew up as a street kit in Mumbai |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"never knew his parents - grew up as a street kit in Mumbai "
has plenty of loose screws from his street kit......  |
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Is actually a straight librarian who makes jam rolly polly on a Sunday |
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Eats jam rolypoly with an Indian toolkit |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
has a jammy pole from eating too many Indian's tools... |
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Eat a Swiss role once, now claims how to play the glockenspiel |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
stuffs jaffa cakes up his bum til the orangey bit melts |
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Have just tried said process and actually enjoyed 
Works as a waitress at Costa |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Have just tried said process and actually enjoyed
Works as a waitress at Costa"
works as a double for bruce willis vest |
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Innocently arranged to meet a "nice looking geezer" who never turned up due to his lack of motivation about the meet |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
has runny stuff coming outta his bum |
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Claims to wear stilettos, but actually stomps around in Doc Martins |
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Keeps the souls of vanquished enemies under his hat, which he stole from a blind man |
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Is allergic to needles so only has fake tattoos
Visits his grandmother every other Tuesday to keep up with his knitting lessons |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Makes fake chocolate swiss rolls with (no - no I cant say it) |
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Eats fake Swiss rolls while watching two girls one cup |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
gave up the swiss roles after gorging on too many now likes fake chocolate marshmallows (the softer texture is his favourite) |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
makes love to a haggis every morning |
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Gave up his job as a rocket scientist to become a busker
Always waits for the penny change rather than putting it in the charity tin |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
wheres his hat to disguise the lobotomy scars, which incidentally also lowered his IQ level to 10 so he also keeps marmalade sandwhiches under it due to his Paddington bear infatuation |
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Greedy guts never share anything except the flu virus |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
love to smear a third person in Marmalade - think its the best definition of a marmalade sandwich |
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Sounds nice
He's allergic to marmalade
Wipes his bum with thistles |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has had a japanese toilet installed which washes his bum - just to make sure it is untouched by human hand |
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Everytime he sneezes he poos his pants
Has a large collection of Bay City Rollers memorabilia |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Wanted to change his name by deed pole to ' stig.' Due to a typing error now known as 'sti ' |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Joined Fab because he was an avid reader of the magazine - and wanted to learn how to get rid of his spots without going to the GUM clinic |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
was captured by a tribe of pygmy headshrinkers which is why he doesnt show his head in profile pics |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
that was john.
_xscot was actually born in winchester and doesnt have the slightest bit off scottish in him (except that guy he met last week) he supports England at every game and only wheres the kilt to attract the ladies (nd men) |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has had a special operation which shrinks her back |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Had an op to help grow dangly bits on his front.
Ended up with a sporran |
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When he had hair it was naturally a green Afro
Drives an Austin Allegro |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Sti is in love with anything that will let him close - this includes the local vixen - has problems with people though |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Wears skanky kilt to hide green Afro mirkin, drives clapped Vauxhall Vixen
Was going to say "skanky hat", but Scottie got in ahead (-: |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
tried gluing astro turf onto his scalp to replace the hair - was banned from his local club as it was confusing he automatic lawn mower |
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Always wanted to be a Policeman but his helmet wasn't big enough
Now owns an antique shop in Norfolk |
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Doctor always describes him as normal for Norfolk, which explains his single eyebrow and his wife, cousin, and sister living at the same address, although council records only show him and his mother there |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wanted to do the suffraget thing and jump in front of the time trials - he wants equality for men wearing dark glasses - but could not get over the barriers |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Actually knows when the d.f.s. sale will end.. |
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Bought something at dfs
Not in the sale |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
His greatest ambition is to oneday be a ladyboy in bankock |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
she has been one in Banknock (small village in Scotland) |
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Collects Michael jacksons underwear |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
never knows what will appreciate or depreciate - always busy the duds |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Had kinky sex in boots.....
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Now gets the prescriptions at Lloyd's... |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
would like to own a pair of thigh high soft leather boots - but cant get any to fir his size 22 feet |
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Got caught shoplifting in Boots
Now is a shirtlifter |
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was invited to the mad hatters tea party |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
friend asked her to go on a moonwalk but she said no as she did not like riding on a rocket |
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Invented Poodles
Usually walks with a slight limp |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Invented Poodles
Usually walks with a slight limp "
drinks stale beer and sniffs full ashtrays |
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Only on Wednesdays though
Works as library assistant |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Tried chatting up the assistants in jhis local library but was accused of having a dictionary in his pocket |
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Collects brochures for residential homes
One day he will find one for swingers, one day soon hopefully..... |
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goes to beginners ballet classes |
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Hangs around the laundry basket after ballet classes |
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is in the laundry basket sniffing the towels and waiting for agent! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has taken to selling new knickers as used for inflated prices |
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pumps helium in his dick as only way it rises! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
you have been peeping again
Likes to breath helium before giving a blow job likes the squeeky noises |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Works as a postman , tells everyone he has a big sack and empties it daily... |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now |
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"you have been peeping again
Likes to breath helium before giving a blow job likes the squeeky noises"
no that was the mouse that lives in your spooran!
is bunged up with porridge! |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now"
that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if the cap fits |
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"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now
that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if
he cap fits"
wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!
eats raw octopus whole! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
when in Japanese restaurant - asks for her sashimi to be cooked |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Says they're an Olympic drug tester,... Strangely they only Sniff the British cycle team s saddles ... |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now
that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if
he cap fits
wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!
eats raw octopus whole!"
then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.
is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)
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squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now
that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if
he cap fits
wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!
eats raw octopus whole!
then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.
is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)
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lol ive just re read that it sounds like im talking about me and not the above poster for being rammed  |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wanted dairy milk but got the bull instead |
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"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,
Is up to number 8 now
that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if
he cap fits
wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!
eats raw octopus whole!
then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.
is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)
lol ive just re read that it sounds like im talking about me and not the above poster for being rammed "
pmsl |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park"
is that person who was arrested for playing with a dolphins todger a few years back (yes it actually happened) |
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for _xscot!
thinks ken dodds tickle stick is a sex toy |
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Was once groped by an octopus
Can be seen at the aquarium on a daily basis ever since |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wishes she was the person playing with the dolphin's todger - its more than she ever gets |
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"squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park
is that person who was arrested for playing with a dolphins todger a few years back (yes it actually happened)"
no never! i bet it was superam fam! |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Was once groped by an octopus
Can be seen at the aquarium on a daily basis ever since"
pablo was that octopus (he was wearing a disguise) |
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