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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Conspiracy to detonate an atomic device?
Committed an offence under the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act (causing vexation, let or hindrance to a minister of the cloth)?
You know, the usual! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think if I was arrested you would know it was a set up because I'm perfectly perfect and would never anything wrong. 
Or a case of mistaken identity  "
Definitely! as you know it's never my fault. |
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"If you were arrested with no explanation...
What would your friends and family assume you had done?..."
Well mine would say.....well she finally got that turn on she's wanted...the blue riot boogey bus pulling up and a few officers in riot gear getting out...taking her,frisking her and taking her...Mmmmm...Oh yeah that's her fantasy!! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Conspiracy to detonate an atomic device?
Committed an offence under the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act (causing vexation, let or hindrance to a minister of the cloth)?
You know, the usual!"
That was an explosive post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!"
Ah that would be the (real) offence of 'Causing bodily harm by the Wanton and Furious Propulsion of a Carriage'
True story. |
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"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!
Ah that would be the (real) offence of 'Causing bodily harm by the Wanton and Furious Propulsion of a Carriage'
True story."
Yup, an invalid carriage |
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"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!
I think you can get 9 points on your license for this kind of crime... "
In an invalid carriage (shoulder powered)?! You don't even need a licence to push one |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that... "
Its lucky your dad came around! |
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"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that... "
How did that blonde knob make it out of the north alive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shagging the Chief Constables wife."
excellent!
I like the thoughts of a poster above who said the “arrest” was more a role play thing 
But probably I’d be the div who thought it wasn’t a real police man but a stripper or something |
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"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that...
How did that blonde knob make it out of the north alive?"
He snuck in and darted pretty fast.. only walking around the area cordoned off by police. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me
Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise
I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime 
Do you think he would save me "
I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you ! |
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"My family wouldn't ask anything as I've not spoken to any of them for over 12 years now "
Same, plus a few more years. The one I did speak to, my twin bother is now off my Christmas card list. He didn't even bother to tell me he did get re marreied last Dec. I was invited to the Nov one that was cancelled due to lockdown. They went ahead in Dec instead. I only found out, due to updated FB profile picture. (Fem). |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me
Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise
I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime
Do you think he would save me
I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you ! "
I could be his next wife |
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My family can be a very protective force in a crisis! They'd break me out then ask questions later and dish out their own punishment 
They would presume I'd either been protesting or caught naked somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me
Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise
I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime
Do you think he would save me
I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you !
I could be his next wife "
I hear there’s a vacancy. Are you taller than him though? |
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