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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer. 
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham. "
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird |
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over a year ago
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Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird "
No he love fat ginger birds.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me."
Nope!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
Nope! "
Why not?
I wanna know what your toe jam smells like.
I’ve just done mine, it smells like cheese and tastes of batteries |
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
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Yessssss! I'm still on for some Canadian man sausage  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I go to the ball?
Do you have glass slippers? "
Interesting fact for you here wonko.
In the original Cinderella story it was actually a fur slipper but it was written in French and mis translated and ended up being a glass slippers. |
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"Can I go to the ball?
Do you have glass slippers?
Interesting fact for you here wonko.
In the original Cinderella story it was actually a fur slipper but it was written in French and mis translated and ended up being a glass slippers. "
Changed by Disney no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
Nope!
Why not?
I wanna know what your toe jam smells like.
I’ve just done mine, it smells like cheese and tastes of batteries "
I have very clean feet that smell of roses obviously! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
Yessssss! I'm still on for some Canadian man sausage "
You could be a wag! |
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over a year ago
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday  "
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
Yessssss! I'm still on for some Canadian man sausage "
See you don't need me to flirt with you  |
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day. "
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X |
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X"
Nope.
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me."
You do this don't you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you "
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway! |
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!"
What about mint flavoured ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!
What about mint flavoured ones?"
Absolutely not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!
What about mint flavoured ones?
Absolutely not!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you."
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true."
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you.
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
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Dirty boy! |
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you.
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
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But do you taste it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff"
I know Bob and he's wrong!
Mike on the other hand can be trusted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you.
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
But do you taste it?"
Eat ear wax!!!
You’re a sicko.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff"
Can you get a sky hook and a left handed screwdriver for me while you're there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is my head so shiny?
Because you are angelic.
Its called a halo. 
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! .  "
I'm always right! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you.
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
But do you taste it?"
He doesn't need encouragement! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lorna
I’d like to know if you have any toe jam?
If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply.
Describe the smell for me.
You do this don't you.
Obvs.
All guys do this.
This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it.
I love the smell of ear wax in the morning.
But do you taste it?
Eat ear wax!!!
You’re a sicko.
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That actually made me laugh. |
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"Why is my head so shiny?
Because you are angelic.
Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! .
I'm always right!"
I hope you’re right on this one Lorna! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is my head so shiny?
Because you are angelic.
Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! .
I'm always right!
I hope you’re right on this one Lorna! "
You don't need to hope because I am absolutely right saffron is practically perfect you will not get more angel like on this Earth.
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over a year ago
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her? "
Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere.
If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time. |
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff
I know Bob and he's wrong!
Mike on the other hand can be trusted. "
Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day |
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her?
Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere.
If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time. "
Well she’s already changed her surname to mine after no dates so it’s looking good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff
I know Bob and he's wrong!
Mike on the other hand can be trusted.
Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day"
That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities.
That is inexcusable! |
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff
I know Bob and he's wrong!
Mike on the other hand can be trusted.
Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day
That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities.
That is inexcusable!"
No I don't want to get into trouble, not since that incident with the balaclava and the bank cashier that they asked me to give the "special" note to |
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her?
Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere.
If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time.
Well she’s already changed her surname to mine after no dates so it’s looking good "
Looking really good. |
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary
I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true.
I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get.
Bob's normally right about stuff
I know Bob and he's wrong!
Mike on the other hand can be trusted.
Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day
That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities.
That is inexcusable!
No I don't want to get into trouble, not since that incident with the balaclava and the bank cashier that they asked me to give the "special" note to"
But somebody has to make a stand they shouldn't be allowed to get away with not selling tartan paint! |
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"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
42.
Ah so that's the ultimate question of life the universe and everything "
Of course. |
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx"
Bless you lovely.
I'm ok but my arm still really hurts.
Hope you feel better soon. X |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx
Bless you lovely.
I'm ok but my arm still really hurts.
Hope you feel better soon. X"
Thanks love and you xxxx
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics? 
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!"
Does it taste like chicken? |
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken? "
Well, cock maybe |
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken?
Well, cock maybe"
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken?
Well, cock maybe"
As an insomnia how can i get to sleep not had a good night all week H E L P
drink and drugs in but not dropping yet....
It's so hard fore some |
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx
Bless you lovely.
I'm ok but my arm still really hurts.
Hope you feel better soon. X
Thanks love and you xxxx
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Xx |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
15th as thats my birthday.
Haven't chatted to you for a while lovely how are you getting on? "
Ahh 2 days early I hope so I just want her out now!
I’m good thank you, difficult pregnancy (hospitalised a few times with different illnesses), but feeling much better now. Just ready for the finish line now.
How are you? X |
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
Baby?!! I miss everything!!!
Yes. I’m very excited. Only 8 weeks to go.
How are you lovely? X "
Ahhh congratulations!! That’s gorgeous news I’m great thanks x been away ages so back for a catch up. |
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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
Baby?!! I miss everything!!!
Yes. I’m very excited. Only 8 weeks to go.
How are you lovely? X
Ahhh congratulations!! That’s gorgeous news I’m great thanks x been away ages so back for a catch up. "
In that case welcome back! It’s good to see some of the same familiar faces x |
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