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Kettle?
Gotcha  Due to boredom and in an effort to come up with yet another original thread after the success of the Dulux Nipple Challenge, let's see your kettles, or if you're shy just tell us about it.
Is it electric or an old school stove one? Is it brand new or a family heirloom?
Gerrem out!
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too 
I'm lost for words.  "
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it |
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"Not me
You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.
They love me but don't like strangers."
Ah they've just got personality I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though
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"In the olden days we had a whistling kettle. It was high tech at the time and had a red plastic knob on the whistle bit. It was such a comforting sound."
I'm a little sad that kettles don't do that anymore 
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too
I'm lost for words.
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it "
Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model
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"We've got one of those instant water heater things, it dispenses water in multiple volumes and multiple temperatures. Can give you half a litre of boiling water in 20 seconds.
Cal"
Well now you're just showing off
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too
I'm lost for words.
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it
Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model
LvM"
Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship' |
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"Not me
You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.
They love me but don't like strangers.
Ah they've just got personality I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though
LvM"
Well it doesn't have a switch as such anymore. That broke off a few years ago now. You have to put your finger where the actual pressure point is and give it a loving stroke that's firm but fair in and inward and downward motion. |
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too
I'm lost for words.
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it
Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model
LvM
Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship' "
Well it is!
Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet! |
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too
I'm lost for words.
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it
Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model
LvM
Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'
Well it is!
Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet! "
I'm not going to try it as I don't wish to scald my arse on 80° water  |
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"Breville one cup thingy 
Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one? 
LvM
No cause you just push it twice thrice etc
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What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know? 
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"Not me
You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.
They love me but don't like strangers.
Ah they've just got personality I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though
LvM
Well it doesn't have a switch as such anymore. That broke off a few years ago now. You have to put your finger where the actual pressure point is and give it a loving stroke that's firm but fair in and inward and downward motion."
Oooh  I've never been jealous of a kettle before
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over a year ago
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I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down |
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"Breville one cup thingy
Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?
LvM
No cause you just push it twice thrice etc
What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?
LvM"
You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I really don't care about any of the kettles up there OP, they are full of hot air.
I only came on to this thread to see what kettle you had and how you were going to incorporate it and your bbc into a photo. |
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"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down "
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me "
Move along folks.... nothing to see here  |
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"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here "
Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is watching water boil the same as watching paint dry?
I need to choose a weekend activity.
My kettle isn't the best it's an ancient Breville one - I might get on Amazon and kettle shop 
My life is amazing |
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too
I'm lost for words.
I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it
Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model
LvM
Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'
Well it is!
Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet!
I'm not going to try it as I don't wish to scald my arse on 80° water "
Rubber ring for Sophie to sit on please Doctor |
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"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here "
Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on |
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"Breville one cup thingy
Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?
LvM
No cause you just push it twice thrice etc
What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?
LvM
You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol "
Far too complicated
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"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.
4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too "
We have this one too
Her x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now "
You thrive on it  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on "
44. You can't count |
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"I really don't care about any of the kettles up there OP, they are full of hot air.
I only came on to this thread to see what kettle you had and how you were going to incorporate it and your bbc into a photo."
I'll be sure to get one sorted once I drag myself out of bed |
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"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on
44. You can't count "
I’ve got two five pound notes in my pocket so I bet you £15 I can count |
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"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now
You thrive on it "
Shush! That's my hidden kink |
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"Breville one cup thingy
Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?
LvM
No cause you just push it twice thrice etc
What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?
LvM
You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol "
Or turn the variable fill dial to the required setting...
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on
44. You can't count
I’ve got two five pound notes in my pocket so I bet you £15 I can count "
Not any more you haven't |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.
Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.
And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down
If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me
Move along folks.... nothing to see here
Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now
You thrive on it
Shush! That's my hidden kink "
They know Sophie..... they all know.... |
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"Breville one cup thingy
Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?
LvM
No cause you just push it twice thrice etc
What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?
LvM
You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol
Or turn the variable fill dial to the required setting...
"
show off |
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"Not me
You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.
They love me but don't like strangers."
My toaster is a 4 slice job
You can't pop the left 2 down first
The right hand 2 have to be popped down for left to work  |
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