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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.
Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.
I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.
Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.
I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.
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Those rimming spiders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It just wants to snuggle up  lol get a glass and a piece of paper ready to catch it ..."
Quickly, else it will tell all its mates where you are so they can have a party in your butt hole.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They wait until you're asleep.
And crawl up your bum.
No, they rub their willies on your face "
That's just guys in general.
I may go near the bum too though if you're out cold. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.
Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.
I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.
Those rimming spiders."
They love a bum they do. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow. 
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "
It fell down the back of your dressing gown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
Or the infamous butt hole spider. They're the worst."
I wish the mythical 'grower spider' would nip me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
It fell down the back of your dressing gown."
They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
It fell down the back of your dressing gown.
They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards.
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People wake up in the morning with a smelly finger because the spiders make their butter holes itch in the night.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently. |
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently. "
I will find...cant hide forever  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.
I will find...cant hide forever "
A mouse will probably eat it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.
I will find...cant hide forever "
If the two of you become close, you'll need to change your profile to a couple. (Sparkle and Hairy Legs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh I can rescue you all!
Spiders genuinely don’t bother me.
I dealt with a massive fucking huntsman spider (hairy & the size of your hand) in Oz my housemate was 6ft3 and squealed like a girl upon sight of it.
But it’s not the big ones you need to worry about it’s the innocuous little fuckers that are deadly. None of which reside in the UK so sleep safe peeps..
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