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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The metal was icy cold on her back as she was startled by three slow knocks that boomed and echoed though the torch lit chamber.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Then she farted hard

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Then she farted hard"

I heard she sharted

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Even loader than the knocking on the door.

She went to answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even loader than the knocking on the door.

She went to answer "

Using it as an excuse to ventilate the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a lit candle and the whole room went booooom

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

With airfresher handy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Even loader than the knocking on the door.

She went to answer "

And she slowly opened the door and was greeted with " Have you ever thought about God "

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Even loader than the knocking on the door.

She went to answer

Using it as an excuse to ventilate the room"

After the initial ventilation,

She saw,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even loader than the knocking on the door.

She went to answer

And she slowly opened the door and was greeted with " Have you ever thought about God "

I’m Jesus

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi hi said the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi hi said the"

Milkman

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi hi said the

Milkman"

Who was wearing a

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Skimmed or semiskimmed marmite today?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a "

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

With gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

With gold "

With gold teeth and a van full of knocked off cheese.

The milkman decided

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

With gold

With gold teeth and a van full of knocked off cheese.

The milkman decided "

To play with his cock then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

With gold

With gold teeth and a van full of knocked off cheese.

The milkman decided

To play with his cock then"

And then wasnt sure if he'd handled the knocked off cheese just before or not

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi hi said the

Milkman

Who was wearing a

Studded Leather Gimp Mask

With gold

With gold teeth and a van full of knocked off cheese.

The milkman decided

To play with his cock then

And then wasnt sure if he'd handled the knocked off cheese just before or not

Smegma

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