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A woman wants to fuck me with a joking cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes.
Milk ya like a friesian "
I cant have any bloody milk then...damn! |
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes.
Milk ya like a friesian
I cant have any bloody milk then...damn!"
If it's bloody you need to see a specialist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes.
Milk ya like a friesian
I cant have any bloody milk then...damn!
If it's bloody you need to see a specialist "
Or be a bit more careful in future  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman  "
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No its not there
You have no prostate gland?
I don't know about that but G-spot is bullshit
I have a feeling I recognise you from somewhere OP!"
Not me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know "
But a woman wants to do it to you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know "
So man sucks another mans dick = gay
You dont accept blow jobs from women either then no? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
But a woman wants to do it to you? "
Similar the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
But a woman wants to do it to you? "
Oh just let him feel special and be gay....he has nothing else going for him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No its gay
Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
So man sucks another mans dick = gay
You dont accept blow jobs from women either then no? "
You are confusing |
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OK...
Well, here's hoping you never need medication by suppositories coz there's no turning back then. You'll be marching the streets of pride in some leather chaps and stroking your nipples wearing the biggest gayest grin the land has ever witnessed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK...
Well, here's hoping you never need medication by suppositories coz there's no turning back then. You'll be marching the streets of pride in some leather chaps and stroking your nipples wearing the biggest gayest grin the land has ever witnessed."
This did make me chortle! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"OK...
Well, here's hoping you never need medication by suppositories coz there's no turning back then. You'll be marching the streets of pride in some leather chaps and stroking your nipples wearing the biggest gayest grin the land has ever witnessed."
Seriously just spat my drink at that |
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Best thread in a long time.
So if a woman fucks a guy with a strap on and it’s gay....does that make the woman a guy or the guy a girl?
Also is it a joke cock only if it’s brightly coloured? Mines purple you see and I didn’t realise that would make it less serious than a flesh coloured one |
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust?
just had an actual laugh out loud
I should be on stage I tell thee "
Peachy, you should DEFO be on stage. I'd pay plenty to watch you do stand up - go and try at a comedy club when this shite is over!! |
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"Best thread in a long time.
So if a woman fucks a guy with a strap on and it’s gay....does that make the woman a guy or the guy a girl?
Also is it a joke cock only if it’s brightly coloured? Mines purple you see and I didn’t realise that would make it less serious than a flesh coloured one"
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"A woman used a strap-on on me years ago and look what it did to me....made me dress up like a bloody woman although it didn't give me the ghey, very weird.  "
oh this is as bad as being called a transman when I was younger just because I'm a mechanic and hang out with guys, wear guys clothes a lot (hoodies & t's mostly)...well it's a workshop dipshit didn't get women's stuff then & even now its slim pickings especially for tony me, i wear females too......
what was funnier was telling them my balls might be on my chest but they were bigger than theirs, my kids were adopted and my cock turned inside out....their faces were priceless
I'm not trans but I did go through the questions due to a lot of that....but i do own a strap on
op is hilariously closed minded if this isn't a wind up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust?
just had an actual laugh out loud
I should be on stage I tell thee
Peachy, you should DEFO be on stage. I'd pay plenty to watch you do stand up - go and try at a comedy club when this shite is over!!"
Too right
And there's an endless pot of material on here, Peach
You could make Fab famous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon"
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit. |
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit. "
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
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It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there "
Do you know what a prostate is?
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there "
Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk?
I can only assume you're on a mega wind up |
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit. "
That’s not the only place that’s got a lot of shit  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there
Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk?
I can only assume you're on a mega wind up "
This, just joined to troll and after looking at the profile, time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there
Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk?
I can only assume you're on a mega wind up This, just joined to troll and after looking at the profile, time waster."
This? What are you talking about man. And I'm no time waster, maybe you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is Mr Gorgeous.
Anyone remember him?
The name rings a bell but he wasn't that memorable. Liked causing rows? "
He did.
Was actually quite funny at times. But the style if this thread is so similar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is Mr Gorgeous.
Anyone remember him?
The name rings a bell but he wasn't that memorable. Liked causing rows?
He did.
Was actually quite funny at times. But the style if this thread is so similar."
And he came from wales |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
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The banjo string |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
The banjo string"
To be played a la Deliverance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not.
Where is it then? Hope you find it soon
It's on the tip slightly underneath.
Up the arse is a lot of shit.
On the tip slightly underneath.
Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin?
That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot.
The banjo string
To be played a la Deliverance"
Diggy ding ding ding ding ding-ding diiiing |
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"lets see if we can play the devil went down to Georgia on that banjo "
Oooo tuuuuuune!
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"
I'm gonna whack it on right now! |
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"lets see if we can play the devil went down to Georgia on that banjo
Oooo tuuuuuune!
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"
I'm gonna whack it on right now!
dancing round my room to it too
full forum jig
now you gotta ask what fiddle were both the Devil and Johnny playing since the **Devil deals it hard "
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