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Women do you name your boobs to avoid any confusion which one you’re referring to ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Left boob
Right boob
As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?
A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room  "
She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Left boob
Right boob
As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?
A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room
She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile. "
That made me laugh more than it should
As a proud owner of resting bitch face, I get this ALOT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Left boob
Right boob
As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?
A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room
She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile.
That made me laugh more than it should
As a proud owner of resting bitch face, I get this ALOT"
It happened to me a few times in my early 20’s still annoys me now when I think about it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok  "
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out. "
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok "
If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok
If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ? "
I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok
If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ?
I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite "
Think I know which one it is, I won’t say, in case the other one reads this and gets offended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok
If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ?
I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite
Think I know which one it is, I won’t say, in case the other one reads this and gets offended. "
Very wise  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok
It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.
I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok
If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ? "
I would know as I had an operation on my left boob and the nipple looks different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are Lefty and Righty.
My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)"
Mine too. It also made more milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are Lefty and Righty.
My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)
Mine too. It also made more milk
Mine too it must be a thing  "
It actually is. most women produce more from a leftie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine are collectively referred to as boobage. Having individual names would be complicated. There could be jealousy and resentment because one might have a better name than the other. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like.
Mine are actually called Tom and Jerry, its like you're psychic or something Mr Jeans "
I knew you were going to say that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are Lefty and Righty.
My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)
Mine too. It also made more milk
Mine too it must be a thing "
Yes this is totally normal biologically!
Something to do with the position of the heart & a better blood flow to said lefties! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine are collectively referred to as boobage. Having individual names would be complicated. There could be jealousy and resentment because one might have a better name than the other."
This seems fair and reasonable |
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"Mine are Lefty and Righty.
My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)
Mine too. It also made more milk
Mine too it must be a thing
Yes this is totally normal biologically!
Something to do with the position of the heart & a better blood flow to said lefties! "
Actually my left one made more milk too... Excellent facts this afternoon, ladies |
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I do not.
However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?
Because that's where I left-tit |
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"I do not.
However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?
Because that's where I left-tit "
*Groan* |
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"I do not.
However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?
Because that's where I left-tit
*Groan* "
True story too! |
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"I do not.
However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?
Because that's where I left-tit
*Groan*
True story too!"
I quite believe it with you |
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"I do not.
However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?
Because that's where I left-tit
*Groan*
True story too!
I quite believe it with you "
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