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"I waited ten whole seconds. You sloths  
I fancy some chocolate from Tuberose x "
I don't have in the house I believe. I had six kids today to look after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I missed first post.
I was otherwise engaged talking about strapons and teaching someone how to post on a closed thread "
I thought it was a well guarded secret. Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I waited ten whole seconds. You sloths
I fancy some chocolate from Tuberose x
So do I!
And thanks for the earlier compliment  "
I better restock my supplies. |
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"Sorry I missed first post.
I was otherwise engaged talking about strapons and teaching someone how to post on a closed thread
I thought it was a well guarded secret. Haha. "
The strapons or being a thread killer?  |
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"Sorry I missed first post.
I was otherwise engaged talking about strapons and teaching someone how to post on a closed thread
I thought it was a well guarded secret. Haha.
The strapons or being a thread killer? "
The latter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?  "
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom |
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom "
Will he point using his extra long penis? |
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom "
*Ahem* if there are any unauthorised copies of "Nocturnaling for Nitwits" in general circulation, then we must ask you to hand it in |
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
*Ahem* if there are any unauthorised copies of "Nocturnaling for Nitwits" in general circulation, then we must ask you to hand it in "
But do we get to see the penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I waited ten whole seconds. You sloths
I fancy some chocolate from Tuberose x
So do I!
And thanks for the earlier compliment
I better restock my supplies. "
That on your profile pic would be more than enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening all
Good evening Aquaman!
Hope you are keeping well watered little drought at the min, in need of soaking "
Oh not that! Aquaman needs his Aqua! |
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
*Ahem* if there are any unauthorised copies of "Nocturnaling for Nitwits" in general circulation, then we must ask you to hand it in
But do we get to see the penis? "
Jim's penis is always available for inspection. Don't miss the rainbow version  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
Will he point using his extra long penis?"
Yes I can imagine it now.
His penis on the screen declaring "you have no authority here Jackie Weaver! Read the standing order. Read it and understand it!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I waited ten whole seconds. You sloths
I fancy some chocolate from Tuberose x
So do I!
And thanks for the earlier compliment
I better restock my supplies.
That on your profile pic would be more than enough "
I might still have some. A chocolate version of squirty cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
Will he point using his extra long penis?
Yes I can imagine it now.
His penis on the screen declaring "you have no authority here Jackie Weaver! Read the standing order. Read it and understand it!"
"
Hahaha I am imagining his face reading this tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I waited ten whole seconds. You sloths
I fancy some chocolate from Tuberose x
So do I!
And thanks for the earlier compliment
I better restock my supplies.
That on your profile pic would be more than enough
I might still have some. A chocolate version of squirty cream. "
Hit me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening all
Good evening Aquaman!
Hope you are keeping well watered little drought at the min, in need of soaking
Oh not that! Aquaman needs his Aqua! I so do  "
Ice bucket challenge might do you good |
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
Will he point using his extra long penis?
Yes I can imagine it now.
His penis on the screen declaring "you have no authority here Jackie Weaver! Read the standing order. Read it and understand it!"
Hahaha I am imagining his face reading this tomorrow "
He'll love it. But if his penis was to star in a zoom meeting,he'd paint it green, put googly eyes on it & call it Kevin.
There Jim. That's your next photo challenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss  "
Would you stop that nonsense over there and make some more here please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Nocturnal Thread - educating you since about 10:20pm last night
What did we teach ?
Page 183 of the handbook.
Dammit!
I'll get Jim to organise a PowerPoint presentation on Zoom
Will he point using his extra long penis?
Yes I can imagine it now.
His penis on the screen declaring "you have no authority here Jackie Weaver! Read the standing order. Read it and understand it!"
Hahaha I am imagining his face reading this tomorrow
He'll love it. But if his penis was to star in a zoom meeting,he'd paint it green, put googly eyes on it & call it Kevin.
There Jim. That's your next photo challenge "
Maybe Kermit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss "
Uh oh
Discipline time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time "
I'm learning new tricks |
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time "
Quite right, too.
Naughty Cindy & Ace.
The cane for you both
(What am I saying? That's no punishment for these deviants!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Quite right, too.
Naughty Cindy & Ace.
The cane for you both
(What am I saying? That's no punishment for these deviants!)"
I will confiscate the pork and the dress. |
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Fabulous Fabsters, my jolly early morning wake up is catching up with me and I need to get some shut eye. It's been a blast tonight and thanks to Rose for sharing the delegated hosting rights.
See you all soon  |
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Quite right, too.
Naughty Cindy & Ace.
The cane for you both
(What am I saying? That's no punishment for these deviants!)
I will confiscate the pork and the dress. "
Much better. That'll do it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Quite right, too.
Naughty Cindy & Ace.
The cane for you both
(What am I saying? That's no punishment for these deviants!)
I will confiscate the pork and the dress. "
They may take our pork and dress but they'll never take our freeeeeeeedddooommmmm
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"Fabulous Fabsters, my jolly early morning wake up is catching up with me and I need to get some shut eye. It's been a blast tonight and thanks to Rose for sharing the delegated hosting rights.
See you all soon "
Night lovely. Sleep well, it's been a day xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabulous Fabsters, my jolly early morning wake up is catching up with me and I need to get some shut eye. It's been a blast tonight and thanks to Rose for sharing the delegated hosting rights.
See you all soon "
Sweet dreams, thanks for a fun evening x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks  "
*assumes the position* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabulous Fabsters, my jolly early morning wake up is catching up with me and I need to get some shut eye. It's been a blast tonight and thanks to Rose for sharing the delegated hosting rights.
See you all soon "
Lovely its been a pleasure. As always x sleep well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Quite right, too.
Naughty Cindy & Ace.
The cane for you both
(What am I saying? That's no punishment for these deviants!)
I will confiscate the pork and the dress.
They may take our pork and dress but they'll never take our freeeeeeeedddooommmmm
"
Hahahah
We shall see about that. Where were those restraints..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks "
You wish. That's a reward for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
*assumes the position*"
Hooooooold it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, you lovely lot.
I'm off to Bedfordshire.
It's been a blast. You're all bloody awesome
Night night xx
G'night Red "
They are all leaving us!
Also I need a song . One sec.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening all
Good evening Aquaman!
Hope you are keeping well watered little drought at the min, in need of soaking
Oh not that! Aquaman needs his Aqua! I so do
Join me in the bath haha okie "
I think she just gave you a clue to follow;-) going to "bed" she said.. |
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you "
You know me too well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well "
Perverts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well "
Gosh it's been too long now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well
Perverts "
You were the one getting ready into position. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well
Perverts
You were the one getting ready into position. "
I'm sweet n innocent me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well
Perverts
You were the one getting ready into position.
I'm sweet n innocent me "
Ah so you were kneeling and praying I'm merciful tonight. For confusing poor people at 1am there is no mercy ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well
Perverts
You were the one getting ready into position.
I'm sweet n innocent me
Ah so you were kneeling and praying I'm merciful tonight. For confusing poor people at 1am there is no mercy ! "
Dammit I've been rumbled
Ace, I think I'll get my spanking paddles out.
A thorough seeing to required to chastise us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a special announcement. Cindi Dreams and Ace Winger are required at Nocturnal Manager office immediately.
Yes Miss, sorry Miss
Uh oh
Discipline time
Spanky bum time methinks
You wish. That's a reward for you
You know me too well
Perverts
You were the one getting ready into position.
I'm sweet n innocent me
Ah so you were kneeling and praying I'm merciful tonight. For confusing poor people at 1am there is no mercy !
Dammit I've been rumbled
Ace, I think I'll get my spanking paddles out.
A thorough seeing to required to chastise us "
Shame! Shame! Shame! *bells ringing* |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame.. "
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker! |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now 
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock "
Someone else has to reply as I'm going to mess it up |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!"
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please? |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there "
It's been 2 long minutes. I'm getting impatient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir."
It's an Arabic name meaning Prince I think.
As usual I didnt get a joke. |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir.
It's an Arabic name meaning Prince I think.
As usual I didnt get a joke. "
Jesus Christ on a bike, you're supposed to say Amir who?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir.
It's an Arabic name meaning Prince I think.
As usual I didnt get a joke.
Jesus Christ on a bike, you're supposed to say Amir who? "
Hahhahaha
And that was your subtle punishment. |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please? "
*Turns to page 613 of Nocturnal handbook for nitwits*
Yes....
... As per paragraph 7 sub section C, all coats and umbrellas must be placed on their appropriate hooks and stands before entering the thread.
It appears some have not adhered to this principle and as a result their comments can not be taken seriously or approved.
I've called a motion to the chair to rectify this situation and hope he gives it his up most attention.
This disobedience will not be tolerated and shall be met with strict repercussions.
Repercussions I tell thee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please?
*Turns to page 613 of Nocturnal handbook for nitwits*
Yes....
... As per paragraph 7 sub section C, all coats and umbrellas must be placed on their appropriate hooks and stands before entering the thread.
It appears some have not adhered to this principle and as a result their comments can not be taken seriously or approved.
I've called a motion to the chair to rectify this situation and hope he gives it his up most attention.
This disobedience will not be tolerated and shall be met with strict repercussions.
Repercussions I tell thee!"
Would you just take me off the hook tonight? I plead mercy! Honorable Jury .. its a terrible misunderstanding. Also I don't own hats. But hats off for this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir.
Amir who?
Amir to see you of course x "
That was painful delivery. Sorry not sorry |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please?
*Turns to page 613 of Nocturnal handbook for nitwits*
Yes....
... As per paragraph 7 sub section C, all coats and umbrellas must be placed on their appropriate hooks and stands before entering the thread.
It appears some have not adhered to this principle and as a result their comments can not be taken seriously or approved.
I've called a motion to the chair to rectify this situation and hope he gives it his up most attention.
This disobedience will not be tolerated and shall be met with strict repercussions.
Repercussions I tell thee!
Would you just take me off the hook tonight? I plead mercy! Honorable Jury .. its a terrible misunderstanding. Also I don't own hats. But hats off for this"
I sense you are not taking this seriously enough.
I shall have to report to your superiors |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir.
Amir who?
Amir to see you of course x "
That's worse than the Dr Who one |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
You've ruined ma joke now
I am shit at jokes Ace. What was it?
I'll start again.....
Knock knock
Who's there
Amir.
Amir who?
Amir to see you of course x
That was painful delivery. Sorry not sorry "
I made it up maself and everything  |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened "
Paper airplane fight! |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened
Paper airplane fight!
Bring it on Sis "
Game on
I'll just go get my supersoaker |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened
Paper airplane fight!
Bring it on Sis
Game on
I'll just go get my supersoaker "
*dons my Batman cape |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please?
*Turns to page 613 of Nocturnal handbook for nitwits*
Yes....
... As per paragraph 7 sub section C, all coats and umbrellas must be placed on their appropriate hooks and stands before entering the thread.
It appears some have not adhered to this principle and as a result their comments can not be taken seriously or approved.
I've called a motion to the chair to rectify this situation and hope he gives it his up most attention.
This disobedience will not be tolerated and shall be met with strict repercussions.
Repercussions I tell thee!
Would you just take me off the hook tonight? I plead mercy! Honorable Jury .. its a terrible misunderstanding. Also I don't own hats. But hats off for this
I sense you are not taking this seriously enough.
I shall have to report to your superiors "
I'm not even a proper employee! Don't bash the volunteer;-) |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened
Paper airplane fight!
Bring it on Sis
Game on
I'll just go get my supersoaker
*dons my Batman cape "
Where is the Batmobile
Let's ride into the sunrise heh |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened
Paper airplane fight!
Bring it on Sis
Game on
I'll just go get my supersoaker
*dons my Batman cape
Where is the Batmobile
Let's ride into the sunrise heh"
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings |
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"I'll be back. Behave .
*Puts a whoopie cushion on her chair and acts innocently*
I'll move all her furniture round and behave as if nothing has happened
Paper airplane fight!
Bring it on Sis
Game on
I'll just go get my supersoaker
*dons my Batman cape
Where is the Batmobile
Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings "
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23? |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23? "
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23?
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine "
What was her reaction? |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23?
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine
What was her reaction? "
Utter desperation, but I'm sure she's got a cunning plan |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23?
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine
What was her reaction?
Utter desperation, but I'm sure she's got a cunning plan "
Haha did she have that evil glint in her eye ? as she stabbed you. |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23?
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine
What was her reaction?
Utter desperation, but I'm sure she's got a cunning plan
Haha did she have that evil glint in her eye ? as she stabbed you. "
Well it didn't look evil to me, but I'm sure she's got come to bed eyes when she's off duty |
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"Definitely have need moisture
It's not the monsoon season I'm afraid. not far off haha
We need more optimists like you gotta be optimistic, what else we got "
Sarcasm? |
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"Let's ride into the sunrise heh
It's in the local garage being converted to run on environmentally friendly Bat droppings
Are you a bat keeper? Is that how you made up covid23?
Covid-23? I was born with it, I had a Pfizer jab on Tuesday and told the Nurse to invent another vaccine
What was her reaction?
Utter desperation, but I'm sure she's got a cunning plan
Haha did she have that evil glint in her eye ? as she stabbed you.
Well it didn't look evil to me, but I'm sure she's got come to bed eyes when she's off duty "
You had the hunch? |
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"Knock knock.
Unlock.
The aye's to the right - 172
The no's to the left 48
The aye's have it.
The aye's have it.
Unlock!
OPEN Sesame..
Point of order Madam Deputy Speaker!
I'm unable to follow agenda. Any other business please?
*Turns to page 613 of Nocturnal handbook for nitwits*
Yes....
... As per paragraph 7 sub section C, all coats and umbrellas must be placed on their appropriate hooks and stands before entering the thread.
It appears some have not adhered to this principle and as a result their comments can not be taken seriously or approved.
I've called a motion to the chair to rectify this situation and hope he gives it his up most attention.
This disobedience will not be tolerated and shall be met with strict repercussions.
Repercussions I tell thee!
Would you just take me off the hook tonight? I plead mercy! Honorable Jury .. its a terrible misunderstanding. Also I don't own hats. But hats off for this
I sense you are not taking this seriously enough.
I shall have to report to your superiors
I'm not even a proper employee! Don't bash the volunteer;-)"
You mean you're not even getting paid?
Jim!
Oi Jim!
What kind of injustice is this? |
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"Morning Cindibobs! Xx
Morning Red
I'm hoping Jim's penis does this zoom PowerPoint presentation
Oh, so am I!
I imagine he can make it talk and everything! "
That would be awesome!
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"How many posts from 7 people ... go on ill make it 8
Oh don't limit yourself. Please !
And good evening Swingy. Welcome to nocturnal "
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"Morning Cindibobs! Xx
Morning Red
I'm hoping Jim's penis does this zoom PowerPoint presentation
Oh, so am I!
I imagine he can make it talk and everything!
That would be awesome!
In a dodgy accent "
Yes!! Come on Jim.
This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion "
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion "
Morning Super!
No problem at all. Just chip in when you feel like it, or just soak up the ambience - the Nocturnalers are very easy going. |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever "
I will screenshot that and frame it |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever
I will screenshot that and frame it "
Everyone did a great job |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever
I will screenshot that and frame it "
I've just read this too, we don't want Jim and Ash to feel we've put their penises out of joint |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever
I will screenshot that and frame it
I've just read this too, we don't want Jim and Ash to feel we've put their penises out of joint "
It's testament to how well they have taught you x |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever
I will screenshot that and frame it
I've just read this too, we don't want Jim and Ash to feel we've put their penises out of joint "
Oh no. Its some of the best. Just take a compliment woman. There was a great team of us all x |
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Ffs the night I go to bed early I miss all sorts 
Kermit willies, Chocolate annnnnd Chocolate squirty cream, diciplinings by Miss and strap-on lessons to name just a few ... pffft. Still. I’m all sane again now after 8 hours sleep ... well ... possibly ... maybe
xxxx |
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"Ffs the night I go to bed early I miss all sorts
Kermit willies, Chocolate annnnnd Chocolate squirty cream, diciplinings by Miss and strap-on lessons to name just a few ... pffft. Still. I’m all sane again now after 8 hours sleep ... well ... possibly ... maybe
xxxx"
But at least we didn't have to send a note to your mum |
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"Morning lovely ladies x couldn’t cope with speed of chat last night lol I only can do it in slow motion
The Nocturnal threads last night were epic.
Some of the best ever "
It was too fast to follow couldn’t really made much except perving on some of the sexy profiles |
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