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over a year ago
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After some careful analysis and complicated mathematics I've realised the odds are against me in the "Straight male / missionary position" category and feel I need a kinky niche to reduce the odds.
I'm thinking nipple tassels or knee pads.
Any other ideas?
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"Full ice hockey goalie outfit required
Then the adventure is figuring out how or if indeed if
You can fuck while your wearing it "
That made my thighs ache just remembering the stance.
Watch out for that 5 hole. |
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"Full ice hockey goalie outfit required
Then the adventure is figuring out how or if indeed if
You can fuck while your wearing it
That made my thighs ache just remembering the stance.
Watch out for that 5 hole."
See we're aching already.... I knew this was a great idea
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"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists."
Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead
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"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.
Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead
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Someone's always a few inches ahead on this site mate  |
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"Practice doing a Happy Gilmore with a melon. "
I know both Mr Gilmore and the Oval fruit that has it's own Baller but I can't recall the two together?
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"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.
Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead
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Ah fuck it, just tie it round a trolley handle and do a monthly shop. You'll have caught up by the time you get to the till to pay. |
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"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.
Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead
Ah fuck it, just tie it round a trolley handle and do a monthly shop. You'll have caught up by the time you get to the till to pay."
I've tried something similar in the airport with the moving floor things.
Don't judge my flight was delayed 10 mins I got bored.
Everyone clapped at the end though so it wasn't all bad |
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"After some careful analysis and complicated mathematics I've realised the odds are against me in the "Straight male / missionary position" category and feel I need a kinky niche to reduce the odds.
I'm thinking nipple tassels or knee pads.
Any other ideas?
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Why stop at knee pads wack on some shoulder pads to |
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"Nipple tassels you say!!?!  
Jo.Xx "
I'm looking to streamline my operation... How is the tassel scene? reckon there's room should I keep the knee pads handy?
Thanks in advance |
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How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.
Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.
Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.
Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)
Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps. |
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"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.
Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead
Someone's always a few inches ahead on this site mate "
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"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.
Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.
Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.
Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)
Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps."
twist on your idea just "Couch"
I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late
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"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.
Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.
Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.
Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)
Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps.
twist on your idea just "Couch"
I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late
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I take you points on board. Maybe need to elevate it to a classy “chaise longue” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.
Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.
Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.
Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)
Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps.
twist on your idea just "Couch"
I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late
I take you points on board. Maybe need to elevate it to a classy “chaise longue”"
If I'm going that niche Id be more along the lines of Sunlounger in the Caribbean...
Oooo I could be a Lilo with a mouth blow up bit!
Nobody's in that market yet surely |
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