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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I please have a veggie pizza, not a fan of meat on pizza. And for dessert could I have warm cookies.
Many thanks... Will pay you in kind 
Her x"
I'll stick it on the account x |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
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"I am just ordering pizza for delivery. I am having Texas BBQ, and some hot wings.
What does everyone else want."
Ooh that sounds good not had a Texas BBQ pizza for ages, I'll have mine with garlic bread and a bottle of Coca-Cola please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad to see no pineapple requested!
Ham and pineapple please with extra pineapple.x
Wow, are you even human?"
Now now .... no kink shaming.
Even if it is disgusting and weird  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really fancy pizza now you bastards 
Thin crust veggie with pepperoni please 
Don't you call me bastard, bastard!"
I'm supposed to be being good Jennie!
But I'm being a fat bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really fancy pizza now you bastards
Thin crust veggie with pepperoni please
Don't you call me bastard, bastard!
I'm supposed to be being good Jennie!
But I'm being a fat bastard "
I think I'm destined to be a fat bastard forever xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really fancy pizza now you bastards
Thin crust veggie with pepperoni please
Don't you call me bastard, bastard!
I'm supposed to be being good Jennie!
But I'm being a fat bastard
I think I'm destined to be a fat bastard forever xx"
Me too Kat 
I'm still getting a pizza though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really fancy pizza now you bastards
Thin crust veggie with pepperoni please
Don't you call me bastard, bastard!
I'm supposed to be being good Jennie!
But I'm being a fat bastard
I think I'm destined to be a fat bastard forever xx
Me too Kat
I'm still getting a pizza though "
I enjoyed mine and I did have thin and crispy instead of deep pan and only a small one with less cheese xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really fancy pizza now you bastards
Thin crust veggie with pepperoni please
Don't you call me bastard, bastard!
I'm supposed to be being good Jennie!
But I'm being a fat bastard
I think I'm destined to be a fat bastard forever xx
Me too Kat
I'm still getting a pizza though "
A bit of what you fancy does you good x |
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"Funnily enough I still have a rumble tum. Hmmmmmmm curious
I am full to bursting.
Would you like a slice?
Oh.
I seem to have eaten it all!"
I'm quite sure the word bitch just entered my head. It's ok though coz I didn't say it out loud.
How's the rib? Sore I hope  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Funnily enough I still have a rumble tum. Hmmmmmmm curious
I am full to bursting.
Would you like a slice?
Oh.
I seem to have eaten it all!
I'm quite sure the word bitch just entered my head. It's ok though coz I didn't say it out loud.
How's the rib? Sore I hope "
I thought I would try packing it out from the inside. Kinda tring to hold it in place.
Didn't work. Still hurts but I am now comfortably plump.
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"Funnily enough I still have a rumble tum. Hmmmmmmm curious
I am full to bursting.
Would you like a slice?
Oh.
I seem to have eaten it all!
I'm quite sure the word bitch just entered my head. It's ok though coz I didn't say it out loud.
How's the rib? Sore I hope
I thought I would try packing it out from the inside. Kinda tring to hold it in place.
Didn't work. Still hurts but I am now comfortably plump.
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"I am just ordering pizza for delivery. I am having Texas BBQ, and some hot wings.
What does everyone else want."
Did you have it delivered to mine earlier by mistake? - Dominoes delivery guy looked most confused, at my bemused look
C |
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"I am just ordering pizza for delivery. I am having Texas BBQ, and some hot wings.
What does everyone else want.
Did you have it delivered to mine earlier by mistake? - Dominoes delivery guy looked most confused, at my bemused look
C"
I had an extra one sent to you, thought you both looked far too skinny! |
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"I am just ordering pizza for delivery. I am having Texas BBQ, and some hot wings.
What does everyone else want.
Did you have it delivered to mine earlier by mistake? - Dominoes delivery guy looked most confused, at my bemused look
C
I had an extra one sent to you, thought you both looked far too skinny! "
We don’t bloody feel it! 
But I’ve had to do a forfeit tonight of 20 sit ups, press ups and burpees so that pizza will come in handy for after
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Or a veggie pizza with a cheese stuffed crust and extra sweetcorn.
(I'm proud of myself for not going with a wanky pizza)
