I'm gonna derobe all seductive (imagine Waynetta Slob getting nekkid to "leave your hat on") and lather myself in oodles of bubbly goodness.
I shall wash my barnet like a siren from the old Timotei adverts (or a drowning rat) *Shakes hair and whips herself in the eye*
My question is this...
Who is joining me and what are you gonna use to clean under my rim? |
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"Changing the subject completely, there's a dude on "the chase" right now and I swear I recognise him from somewhere but don't know where and it's getting on my nerves "
Sorry you lost me at " cleaning my rim "  |
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"Changing the subject completely, there's a dude on "the chase" right now and I swear I recognise him from somewhere but don't know where and it's getting on my nerves "
He’s called Bradley  |
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"And now I can't be arsed to get up and go get steamy.
How are you gonna prize me out of the chair. Bare in mind I'm not sitting in G-Tips the granny tipper "
The sex swing installers are en route and will need to test it on you before they leave.
For health and safety reasons of course.
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"I have removed the bobble from my hair and I'm about to get up.
It has taken almost 2 hours to reach this point of motivation.
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It's gonna be a long night  |
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"I have removed the bobble from my hair and I'm about to get up.
It has taken almost 2 hours to reach this point of motivation.
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Ooh, was just debating a bath PP, I've got Imperial Leather or Matey, you choose cos I'm good like that.
You can have the tap end tho  |
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