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compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.
That's tequila
my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines  "
Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man |
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.
That's tequila
my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines
Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man "
Alternative. Comedy circuit
It's our USP |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.
That's tequila
my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines
Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man
Alternative. Comedy circuit
It's our USP "
Unusual sexual perversion ?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!"
i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples  |
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"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples "
sack him from first aider, god knows what hed do with the oranges at half time! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?"
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him |
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him"
is he paul daniels? |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?"
His brother Jack |
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?
His brother Jack"
good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you? |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?
His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?"
Only to put fresh batteries in it . |
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?
His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?
Only to put fresh batteries in it ."
and thats magic! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"i have special agent anti squirting technology!
I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?
The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?
His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?
Only to put fresh batteries in it . and thats magic!"
Thats duracell |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!
Can anyone remember what that was?"
Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? |
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!
Can anyone remember what that was?
Or where you put it , you getting to that age ?"
sabotage i say! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!
Can anyone remember what that was?
Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!"
He looks the type to do such things |
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!
Can anyone remember what that was?
Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!
He looks the type to do such things "
very astute of you! you'l go far in life! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!
Can anyone remember what that was?
Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!
He looks the type to do such things very astute of you! you'l go far in life!"
I'm happy just to go down |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that!
piles of what ?"
Cant be money I don't charge .......but I have had a fantasy about that , but thats another story |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"nasty red things tthat hang out of your bum like bunches of grapes! i saw some on embarassing illnesses!"
Not unusual to have my other half hanging out my bum , suppose if he got sunburnt
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