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A guy once farted whilst I was giving him a blowjob.
He was mortified. I laughed and told him it's a natural thing and sometimes you just can't help these things. Sex, at least good sex, is a bit messy and involves various strange noises. A sense of humour about such things is pretty essential to full enjoyment.
The bj fart happened 9 years ago now and he's still embarrassed about it. The daft thing is, if he didn't mention it, I'd have forgotten about it ages ago.
If the odd fart was the worst thing to happen during sex, I reckon I'd be doing well!
Having a man vomit in my cleavage was waaay worse, and I wasn't even shagging him. |
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Lol, all the things you do during sex, all the noises you make ect, a little trump isnt really much on the scale of things. Farting competitions in bed is jay and ours favourite pass time, he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me, i soon showed him the error of his ways  |
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"Lol, all the things you do during sex, all the noises you make ect, a little trump isnt really much on the scale of things. Farting competitions in bed is jay and ours favourite pass time, he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me, i soon showed him the error of his ways "
Note to self.....avoid their bedroom at all costs on a sunday morning.....  |
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"Lol, all the things you do during sex, all the noises you make ect, a little trump isnt really much on the scale of things. Farting competitions in bed is jay and ours favourite pass time, he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me, i soon showed him the error of his ways "
Lmfao just don't light a candle or things will go with a bang |
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"Dutch-ovened Jayne once..... she nearly threw up on me when I let her out, then proceeded to beat me near unconcious with a selection of her toys lol!  "
I beat jay, he loves it, sure its some warped kink, soon as hes farted he bursts into fits of laughter and knows what hes going to get |
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