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"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action"
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc |
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"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc"
I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!
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Not really selling myself here am I?
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc
I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!
.
Not really selling myself here am I?
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc
I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!
.
Not really selling myself here am I?
"
Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc
I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!
.
Not really selling myself here am I?
Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones
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They'd still come back for more |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Fart and go to sleep.
Normal response after between legs action
Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc
I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!
.
Not really selling myself here am I?
Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones
They'd still come back for more"
Definitely xxx |
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"Ok I just looked up the UK most deadliest animal I literally laugh so hard my drink came out my nose. No offense."
Was the answer middle aged men in football shirts after full time in FA Cup final day?! |
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"Ok I just looked up the UK most deadliest animal I literally laugh so hard my drink came out my nose. No offense."
Them there cows can be a right handful when riled! |
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"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.
You already have a snake in your bed "
We got Rattlers you never forget that sound when you run into one. |
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"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.
You already have a snake in your bed
The OP was probably thinking about big ones"
LOL ouch  |
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"Cows"
I definitely think pissed up football fans are WAY more dangerous than cows.
But yes, cows do trample people occasionally. It's great having flora and fauna that's not out to eat you (unless you take a wrong turn at Knowsley Safari Park) |
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