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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

yes you can have all my attention but not me

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think it's their fault that they are not tall.

It's very heightist of you.

If you can be anything at all Kietonel, be kind.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"yes you can have all my attention but not me "

That's fine, I just want attention.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Shall I roll out the red carpet too? "

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"I don't think it's their fault that they are not tall.

It's very heightist of you.

If you can be anything at all Kietonel, be kind. "

I'd rather be Batman

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well there just rotters, hopefully you will find more joy here with the fab forum friendly bunch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine. "

Deal.. dont mind me while I eat the rest lol

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did someone say something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm?

Sorry?

Oh its you. Hold on a bit, I am in the middle of something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone say something? "

Deviant minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike "

Testify!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Well there just rotters, hopefully you will find more joy here with the fab forum friendly bunch "

Thank you!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"

Oh go on then. Beggers can't be choosers. Be gentle though!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine.

Deal.. dont mind me while I eat the rest lol"

I accept these terms.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm "

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So needy

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike

Testify! "

Jokes on you! Still counts as attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it! "

I can and I shall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

Mate ur not the only one today

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"So needy "

I'm sorry!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?"

Only one?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it!

I can and I shall "

Shan't!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

Mate ur not the only one today "

Don't be stealing any of my attentions away from me! They are mine. All mine!

I may loan some out for a fee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

Only one? "

Oh go on then you can have two and I will even throw in a cuppa !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jesus wept

I give you a song by Charlie Puth. Attention!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike

Testify!

Jokes on you! Still counts as attention "

Cunning

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By *tue555Man  over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach


"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

The easiest way of getting attention is to start a post about getting attention

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

Only one?

Oh go on then you can have two and I will even throw in a cuppa !"

deal! Can't take it back now

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"No"

Still attention

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

The easiest way of getting attention is to start a post about getting attention "

only sometimes! Depending on the kind of attention you want, not always works out.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"

Love cannon..that ticked me

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

Love cannon..that ticked me "

Not exactly what a guy wants to hear. His love cannon only tickled you? A love cannon should do more... "damage" than a tickle, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

I'm just kidding, you seem inoffensive, mate

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

Love cannon..that ticked me

Not exactly what a guy wants to hear. His love cannon only tickled you? A love cannon should do more... "damage" than a tickle, surely? "

Right now even a tickle sounds good....working up to the real 'damage'!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww you can have some pancake if you like

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Meh I'm not in a giving mood today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww you can have some pancake if you like "

I'll take it if he doesn't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ermmmm

Not today

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By *ickJMan  over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

Sorry, I'm a bit busy right now. Maybe later.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry...

Wait... I just checked. You haven't tried to interact with me

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

It's half-term and people can't take themselves off skiing. You've got to feel for them. No wonder they're a bit snappy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soooooo demanding!

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"Awww you can have some pancake if you like

I'll take it if he doesn't! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would you like a beer?

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