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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

You explain first.....

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... sometimes I require things that mean I need to leave my house.

My ancestors tended to live in the British Isles, which over many generations led to melanin deficiency.

... Unless I've misunderstood the question.

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Are you asking all white people a question?!

I don't understand?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

Explain what? Maybe you explain what you are trying to say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As far as I'm aware pretty much every human on this planet likes the outdoors in some way or another regardless of the colour of their skin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

Confused...

I am not aware that those with dark skin have a dislike for being outside... in fact it's even more important for Vitamin D.

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

The mushrooms have kicked in then.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

Maybe we should put these creatures in cages and study them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

Maybe we should put these creatures in cages and study them."

That's a bit kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry what

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

What's this outdoors you speak of? I'm so pale I'll combust like a thousand year old vampire if I see the sun

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By *ensual -lover69Man over a year ago

Blackburn

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

Is it cause I am white that you are being racist, I never define myself by colour/religion/sexuality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?"

It’s really not important who is or isn’t. We are all people,

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Why did the white man cross the road?

To meet his black & Asian friends on the other side.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 16/02/21 16:19:15]

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?"

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?"

By the one drop rule, I'm not white. But I reject that.

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Perhaps some of us need to get out more!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Have I missed something???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is it cos I is pink?

*takes knee for the white guy.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have I missed something???"

Nope

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things."

Aaarrrgghhh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun?"

It's raining here now....... it's been lovely and 'warm' though ( comparatively )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You guys are funny.

Hey @Erect-Jim btw! This is me foruming

Wonder if other people who haven't yet posted know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I missed something???

Nope"

Or yes. But we've all missed it, who can say. The OP has disappeared on us and left us debating why someone of any race might dare venture outside!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

You explain first.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Outdoor lives matter!

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

Someone's spaced off their tits

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You guys are funny.

Hey @Erect-Jim btw! This is me foruming

Wonder if other people who haven't yet posted know what I mean"

I think you need to be a bit more specific...

Do you mean "why do white seem to have more interest in outdoor pursuits, such as hill walking abd climbing?"

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

It is well established that white people like the past. Vintage clothing, history degrees, and nostalgia are just three examples of how white people show their love for by-gone eras. So when white people think about growing their own food they are reminded of pastoral images of farming, working the land, and growing whole natural foods for their family. This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.

But as more and more white people moved into cities, they lost their connection to working the land. In recent years, the most advanced white people have quit their jobs, moved to the country and opened artisanal dairies and small scale radicchio farms.

However, not all white people have the ability, or the trust funds, to quit their job and follow their food-based passions. Some white people have to get their fix by picking their own fruit.

Many of you might be familiar with the process of harvesting a crop, some of its more intense variations are often referred to as “migrant labor” and “slavery.” Under these conditions, laborers are expected to work extremely hard in order to live up to large expectations about their fruit picking output.

When white people harvests a crop it’s known as “berry picking” or “pick your own fruit.” Under these conditions, white people are expected to work leisurely with no real expectations and then they pay for the privilege to do so. In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.

Of course the easiest way to turn a profit with this information would be to start your own fruit picking farm. But that is only looking at the small picture. It is well established that all white people enjoy doing manual labour under watered down and expensive conditions. So, if you are currently working in a job that requires intensive amounts of work, you should consider using that work space to create what is essentially an adult daycare for white people who would like to spend an afternoon learning how to use a loom or pretending to be a construction worker.

Note: if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labour they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on ITV.

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By *m A FuckerMan over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"The mushrooms have kicked in then.

"
more like the crack pipe!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You guys are funny.

Hey @Erect-Jim btw! This is me foruming

Wonder if other people who haven't yet posted know what I mean

I think you need to be a bit more specific...

Do you mean "why do white seem to have more interest in outdoor pursuits, such as hill walking abd climbing?""

Partly this, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a white person I enjoy the outdoors obviously

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It is well established that white people like the past. Vintage clothing, history degrees, and nostalgia are just three examples of how white people show their love for by-gone eras. So when white people think about growing their own food they are reminded of pastoral images of farming, working the land, and growing whole natural foods for their family. This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.

However, not all white people have the ability, or the trust funds, to quit their job and follow their food-based passions. Some white people have to get their fix by picking their own fruit.

Note: if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labour they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on ITV."

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You guys are funny.

Hey @Erect-Jim btw! This is me foruming

Wonder if other people who haven't yet posted know what I mean

I think you need to be a bit more specific...

Do you mean "why do white seem to have more interest in outdoor pursuits, such as hill walking abd climbing?"

Partly this, yes."

Ok...

I think the question is why doesn't everyone?

I like being outdoors.

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By *oan of DArcCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

Stan Collymore's waited years to challenge this presumption

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I don't like the out doors well not in winter when it's cold

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

You guys are funny.

Hey @Erect-Jim btw! This is me foruming

Wonder if other people who haven't yet posted know what I mean"

Nope give us a clue

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By *ilda934Woman over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

I know exactly what you're on about!! Hilarious!!! This thread is too much too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not sure if i'm white today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF has the outdoors got to do with colour. Too many puffs on the old bong.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"WTF has the outdoors got to do with colour. Too many puffs on the old bong."

Baffled everyone I think...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thing he likes to have fun outside

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By *ljamMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

Stan Collymore's waited years to challenge this presumption

This reply

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"What's this outdoors you speak of? I'm so pale I'll combust like a thousand year old vampire if I see the sun

Real talk though Frida!

I need the sun!!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"WTF has the outdoors got to do with colour. Too many puffs on the old bong."

They shouldn't be sitting there. My nan likes to put her feet on it by the fire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this more to do with outside space in general?

Rather than exercise ?

I think I’ve confused myself now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

David Starkey would be proud. I enjoyed this a lot, but it sounds like you are being deliberately divisive in your narration. I don't know what made you think that this was that kind of thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I'd got problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is he still inside?

Wonder how often he thinks about being sucked off by Sharon Stone each day. My guess is 13 times a day over an average of 2 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY!

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"What's this outdoors you speak of? I'm so pale I'll combust like a thousand year old vampire if I see the sun

Real talk though Frida!

I need the sun!!!

Jo.Xx

Even this pale ginger needs a bit of sun. This winter feels like a right long miserable one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm brown and I love going outside. Like someone said earlier in the thread, it's kind of important for us to keep up our vitamin D stores, but really, I just like to keep my tan on point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

I'm white, I like to leave the house when allowed. Fresh air is good for humans

Are you referring to having sex outdoors by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That is slanderous, that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That is slanderous, that."

Op you need to press reply+quote

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"That is slanderous, that."

Perhaps use the reply and quote button, so we know who you are talking to

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things."

Axolotl ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That is slanderous, that.

Perhaps use the reply and quote button, so we know who you are talking to

Oops, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside"

This was the slander

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That is slanderous, that.

Op you need to press reply+quote

Thank you!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things.

Axolotl ?"

Polly ..... xxxx Yes one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like the out doors well not in winter when it's cold

See, this is some way towards understandable. Respect that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander"

I read your profile.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things.

Axolotl ?

Polly ..... xxxx Yes one of those"

Ooh they're quite cute... I wouldn't mind being one of those... my skin is almost pale enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things.

Axolotl ?"

We used to have those in school

They are weird

Not as weird as the teachers though

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

Weirdest thread ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Weirdest thread ever"

Trust me... it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile."

That's cheating?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me OP, isn't there an award named after you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Weirdest thread ever"

Can't wait to crank it up for you, sir.

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain."

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excuse me OP, isn't there an award named after you?"

For skills in canoeing and fraud? Yes there is.

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By *oldswarriorMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I've got red hair and freckles.

I'm offended by this post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

Ahhh mirrored skin, interesting evolutionary mutation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

I think you and your kind could be catapulted into the upper atmosphere to form a reflective barrier and tackle climate change. What do you think? Tempted?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!"

I always do my research

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

Ahhh mirrored skin, interesting evolutionary mutation

I think nature has provided them for a reason. See above

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've got red hair and freckles.

I'm offended by this post

Me too

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Why did the white man cross the road?

To meet his black & Asian friends on the other side. "
Dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research "

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Weirdest thread ever

Can't wait to crank it up for you, sir."

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

I think you and your kind could be catapulted into the upper atmosphere to form a reflective barrier and tackle climate change. What do you think? Tempted?"

Hmmm can it wait until I no longer need my skin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want to share some popcorn ? .. ( sliding in swiftly)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

I think you and your kind could be catapulted into the upper atmosphere to form a reflective barrier and tackle climate change. What do you think? Tempted?

Hmmm can it wait until I no longer need my skin?"

No. The world can't wait. Where is the white saviour complex when you bloody need it!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Weirdest thread ever

Can't wait to crank it up for you, sir.

Hahahahahaha. Don't know why this made me laugh so much. Don't be scurred

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling."

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling."

I warn you,it will happen again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, I have read your profile from ear to ear

Clearly you are an intelligent, eloquent man

Can you explain what the bleedin' 'ell this threads about please?

I fear lockdown may have stolen some of my marbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To all posters above me, Are you white ? Are you SURE you are white ?

Given the excessive amount of time I have spent in the house over the last year... maybe not

Hmmmmmmm maybe you're transparent now like an oxy......oxyl..... one of those white see through things."

A ghost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Weirdest thread ever

Can't wait to crank it up for you, sir.

Hahahahahaha. Don't know why this made me laugh so much. Don't be scurred"

I may be able to assist in "cranking it up"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

As a non white person this confuses me. Are white people not white because you've never been outside?? The sun tans so surely you're all hermits and live indoors..

White people, please explain.

Nope... I am so pale I actually seem to reflect the sun

Mirrored skin 'ey? Interesting.. I could use one of those. How would you like to be hung in my hallway?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"OP, I have read your profile from ear to ear

Clearly you are an intelligent, eloquent man

Can you explain what the bleedin' 'ell this threads about please?

I fear lockdown may have stolen some of my marbles"

And people thought my profile was a bit left field...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fuck is going on in here

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread and still have no idea what's going on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fuck is going on in here

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread and still have no idea what's going on

White people and outdoors. How can it be any clearer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the fuck is going on in here

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread and still have no idea what's going on

White people and outdoors. How can it be any clearer?

Clear as mud

Well as I'm not white am I allowed outside - or am I supposed to not like it out there?

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"What the fuck is going on in here

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread and still have no idea what's going on

Same here

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What the fuck is going on in here

I just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this thread and still have no idea what's going on

White people and outdoors. How can it be any clearer?

Clear as mud

Well as I'm not white am I allowed outside - or am I supposed to not like it out there?

We don't know...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Do you mean English people calling outside "outdoors"?

Same way English people call inside "indoors"

It's all I can muster.

I'm still lost as to what the fuck white people have to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean English people calling outside "outdoors"?

Same way English people call inside "indoors"

It's all I can muster.

I'm still lost as to what the fuck white people have to do with it.

Maybe the op thinks it’s ok to be a bit edgy with regard to colour!!!!

Who knows not me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live very near somewhere that’s outdoorsy and somewhere people enjoy going outdoors, and I see all races of people being outdoors, or have I missed summat?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

This guy has chosen his bait well. Simple yet effective technique deployed. *slow hand clap*

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When you say outdoors do you mean dogging and such?

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"Outdoor lives matter!"

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

This is a hilarious thread.

News update... White people go outside. But why? Why would they do this?

Not always my not everybody , I mean I haven't got a tan at the moment so I'm quite white but I didn't go outside today , it was raining

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Well, I have doors in my house.

The front door, and back door are the main doors.

When I go out of them into the great outside I am out of doors/outdoors.

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

OP has done a great job of boiling some piss on this thread. Absolutely sensational stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We just like going out innit?

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'll go get the strait jacket and tablets lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im confused.... do you mean pop out, go out or out out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

Confused...

I am not aware that those with dark skin have a dislike for being outside... in fact it's even more important for Vitamin D."
I think I understand what he's talking about it is common for people of dark skin not to go out in the hills walks I have a few afro caribbean friends and it comes up often when I say I've just been for a nice walk they can't believe I enjoy that shite and that's the parents some have never travelled outside the city in 80 yrs .

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

Confused...

I am not aware that those with dark skin have a dislike for being outside... in fact it's even more important for Vitamin D.I think I understand what he's talking about it is common for people of dark skin not to go out in the hills walks I have a few afro caribbean friends and it comes up often when I say I've just been for a nice walk they can't believe I enjoy that shite and that's the parents some have never travelled outside the city in 80 yrs ."

I think this is the point. Like why would white folk pay good money to sweat and tire themselves out in their spare time in a gym. Why sit in a tent freezing cold when they have a warm home with TV etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do they leave junk on Everest, or have a farm in Afrika, or swan about filming Meerkats?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm not sure if i'm white today"

I'm red in places today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously never seen the water aid adverts in Africa...almost sure they are outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It seems that if you don't know, you just don't know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time? "

See, now you're asking the right questions.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"It seems that if you don't know, you just don't know!

I don't know!!

Please tell me

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

They go out to get vitamin D

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

What's this thread about please???

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time?

See, now you're asking the right questions."

Ah, is it cos they come from hot countries and don't like the cold?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time?

See, now you're asking the right questions.

Ah, is it cos they come from hot countries and don't like the cold? "

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Wheres Jim when you need him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time?

See, now you're asking the right questions.

Ah, is it cos they come from hot countries and don't like the cold? "

HAHAHAHAHA!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres Jim when you need him..."

I don't understand the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres Jim when you need him...

I don't understand the thread "

It's ok. No one does. The OP went crazy a few hours ago. Someone has gone to fetch help x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wheres Jim when you need him...

I don't understand the thread

It's ok. No one does. The OP went crazy a few hours ago. Someone has gone to fetch help x"

Ta babe xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My suspicion is that David Starkey (above) came as close to the answer as any, but I think it still lacks something in its explanation. Just can't put my finger on it though

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Bit of a racist thread to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wheres Jim when you need him...

I don't understand the thread

It's ok. No one does. The OP went crazy a few hours ago. Someone has gone to fetch help x"

Whattttttttt. Are you all walking around with your eyes closed or something? How is nobody seeing this shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit of a racist thread to be honest"

*face palm*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indoors lives matter!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Wheres Jim when you need him...

I don't understand the thread

It's ok. No one does. The OP went crazy a few hours ago. Someone has gone to fetch help x"

I think he has gone passed the stage of help

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Why do non white people like to stay indoors all the time?

See, now you're asking the right questions.

Ah, is it cos they come from hot countries and don't like the cold?

I dunno. I don't like the heat

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Bit of a racist thread to be honest

*face palm*"

Had the word white been replaced by any other then this thread would probably have not been allowed to continue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I *think* the OP is referring to what could perhaps be regarded as a bit of a white middle class cliché - country walks, hiking, rock climbing, sailing, picnics, lashings and lashings of ginger beer, jolly hockey sticks, Boden, quinoa, bircher muesli etc etc.

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By *iobhan123Woman over a year ago

Deal

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing "

Just read it and feel the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought he was getting at white people not having slaves anymore so been forced to go outside to fetch there own firewood and catch there own fish.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

Glad I'm not the only one

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP you have ignored me

What is this thread about what are you saying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit of a racist thread to be honest

*face palm*

Had the word white been replaced by any other then this thread would probably have not been allowed to continue."

Well then, isn't that racism right there? I think you're wrong saying this thread is racist. Discrimination is shutting down harmless discourse because of a fear that someone will feel attacked. That's the most indicative thing of an unequal society - that people feel vulnerable in this way.

Anyway, 150 odd posts in and people are still so far off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought he was getting at white people not having slaves anymore so been forced to go outside to fetch there own firewood and catch there own fish. "

How on earth did you jump from my 10 words to this?!?!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Bit of a racist thread to be honest

*face palm*

Had the word white been replaced by any other then this thread would probably have not been allowed to continue.

Anyway, 150 odd posts in and people are still so far off..."

Its pointing out the obvious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP you have ignored me

What is this thread about what are you saying?"

There is a difference between what it was meant to be about and what it was actually about. But also a similarity in some ways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darwinism

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

Rude from the people that said this. My profile is beautiful.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OP you have ignored me

What is this thread about what are you saying?

There is a difference between what it was meant to be about and what it was actually about. But also a similarity in some ways"

Dont play games love just say what you have to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of the door(outdoors) is outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD I just read your profile!!!!!!! Op please forgive me for any offense you may have taken I'm so sorry please don't bury me under your mum's patio with the rest of your victims, again I'm sorry please forgive me #bloodplayisfuckedup

#pleasedontkidna'pme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP you have ignored me

What is this thread about what are you saying?

There is a difference between what it was meant to be about and what it was actually about. But also a similarity in some ways

Dont play games love just say what you have to say"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OP you have ignored me

What is this thread about what are you saying?

There is a difference between what it was meant to be about and what it was actually about. But also a similarity in some ways

Dont play games love just say what you have to say

Your to much good night

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By *iobhan123Woman over a year ago

Deal

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

Glad I'm not the only one"

Would not be meeting him on a dark night...at all, in fact, he appears to be a vampire too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD I just read your profile!!!!!!! Op please forgive me for any offense you may have taken I'm so sorry please don't bury me under your mum's patio with the rest of your victims, again I'm sorry please forgive me #bloodplayisfuckedup

#pleasedontkidna'pme."

Your apostrophising of the k word suggests this isn't the first time you have discussed it. Which makes me think - do you think about it a lot?

I live on the second floor and don't have a patio. But you are forgiven nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

Glad I'm not the only one

Would not be meeting him on a dark night...at all, in fact, he appears to be a vampire too!!

Read the post - I'd be staying in anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain."

We're from a mild climate where it's enjoyable to be outdoors and we have beautiful green nature to enjoy.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

Glad I'm not the only one

Would not be meeting him on a dark night...at all, in fact, he appears to be a vampire too!!

Anyone in their right mind would need police protection...

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

not got a scooby do!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

This is uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And the 'outdoors'/being outside. Please explain.

We're from a mild climate where it's enjoyable to be outdoors and we have beautiful green nature to enjoy."

Naaaaaaa, there's more to it than this. This is too simple a reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To get a sun tan

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"This is uncomfortable "

The thread will soon be done

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Bit of a racist thread to be honest

*face palm*

Had the word white been replaced by any other then this thread would probably have not been allowed to continue.

Anyway, 150 odd posts in and people are still so far off..."

Well then perhaps expand on your initial comments and explain what you actually mean.

It's been near enough 150 comments of people not having a fucking clue what you're jabbering about and giving you the opportunity to explain.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Be kind

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By *iobhan123Woman over a year ago

Deal

"I thing he likes to have fun outside

This was the slander

I read your profile.

That's cheating?!

I always do my research

I feel violated. No shower will help this feeling.

I do hope you are joking on some points of your profile.... if not then its a bit disturbing

Just read it and feel the same

Glad I'm not the only one

Would not be meeting him on a dark night...at all, in fact, he appears to be a vampire too!!

Read the post - I'd be staying in anyway"

Thank the Lord for that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Outdoors = dogging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been near enough 150 comments of people not having a fucking clue what you're jabbering about

I sense that's the purpose of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another victim of Cabin Fever due to lockdown me thinks. Focus on your list matey.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Racial Complexities of Outdoor Spaces:

It's all I can glean from this post

Probably way off here.

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