What’s the weirdest or funniest sex anecdote you’ve ever heard?
Bonus points if it happened to you.
I’ll kick off with a 7/10 story that apparently happened to a friend of a school friend. He was having sex with a lady and she asked him to put it in the bum. He reached around his nightstand drawer for some lube and squirted some on the condom, he slid it in and after a few second she started squirming. Then yelping that it was burning. He pulled out and looked at the lube. he’d used deep heat. Before he managed to apologise her arse spasmed from the heat and she shat all over his bed.
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"What’s the weirdest or funniest sex anecdote you’ve ever heard?
Bonus points if it happened to you.
I’ll kick off with a 7/10 story that apparently happened to a friend of a school friend. He was having sex with a lady and she asked him to put it in the bum. He reached around his nightstand drawer for some lube and squirted some on the condom, he slid it in and after a few second she started squirming. Then yelping that it was burning. He pulled out and looked at the lube. he’d used deep heat. Before he managed to apologise her arse spasmed from the heat and she shat all over his bed.
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An occupational hazard of anal sex
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid  "
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid
I'm still working on Gary Lineker, so hold that thought "
Could you put a good word in with Martin Clunes and Richard Ayoade while you're at it please.
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid
I'm still working on Gary Lineker, so hold that thought
Could you put a good word in with Martin Clunes and Richard Ayoade while you're at it please.
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid
I'm still working on Gary Lineker, so hold that thought
Could you put a good word in with Martin Clunes and Richard Ayoade while you're at it please.
You don't want much do ya "
What!?
You don't have to bring them all on the same night, I'm not demanding...  |
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid
I'm still working on Gary Lineker, so hold that thought
Could you put a good word in with Martin Clunes and Richard Ayoade while you're at it please.
You don't want much do ya
What!?
You don't have to bring them all on the same night, I'm not demanding... "
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"The poor woman, that must have been excruciating.
I haven't got any funny sex stories I'm afraid
I'm still working on Gary Lineker, so hold that thought
Could you put a good word in with Martin Clunes and Richard Ayoade while you're at it please.
You don't want much do ya
What!?
You don't have to bring them all on the same night, I'm not demanding...
I think you need to come with a warning label "
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