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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Cindi

Bonjourno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Cindi

Bonjourno

Ola

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Cindi

Bonjourno

Ola

For those confused by the intro, I present the following explanation

https://youtu.be/1GqcL-kMKfo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Cindi

Bonjourno

Ola

For those confused by the intro, I present the following explanation

https://youtu.be/1GqcL-kMKfo"

I'm still confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Cindi

Bonjourno

Ola

For those confused by the intro, I present the following explanation

https://youtu.be/1GqcL-kMKfo

I'm still confused "

She's fucking shit at maths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

Same rules as before?

No running, no bombing, no diving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Same rules as before?

No running, no bombing, no diving?"

Rules are meant to be broken.

Just ask Wonko

CANNONBALL!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same rules as before?

No running, no bombing, no diving?

Rules are meant to be broken.

Just ask Wonko

CANNONBALL!"

Great so heavy petting in the shallow end is ok?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Love that thread title

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Same rules as before?

No running, no bombing, no diving?

Rules are meant to be broken.

Just ask Wonko

CANNONBALL!

Great so heavy petting in the shallow end is ok?"

It's not just ok, it's highly recommended

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love that thread title

I've had it in my back pocket for over a month and finally got to use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a free bar this evening!

The hot tub is cleaned after yesterday's custard accident

I've put some inflatables in the pool and the dance floor is ready for a party.

DJ! Turn it up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *"

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

Right that's it!

I'm gonna find the Millennium Falcon so you can drive it about and shoot at stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

Right that's it!

I'm gonna find the Millennium Falcon so you can drive it about and shoot at stuff

Is that wise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

Right that's it!

I'm gonna find the Millennium Falcon so you can drive it about and shoot at stuff

Is that wise?

You need to let your aggression out.

And it'll give us some respite in the process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

Right that's it!

I'm gonna find the Millennium Falcon so you can drive it about and shoot at stuff

Is that wise?

You need to let your aggression out.

And it'll give us some respite in the process

I can't fly. remember Vegas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been to the hot tub party before .. What happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a bag of quick set concrete into the tub while cindi isn't looking *

Ffs Wonko

We need to tie you up or something

At least it was empty

Right that's it!

I'm gonna find the Millennium Falcon so you can drive it about and shoot at stuff

Is that wise?

You need to let your aggression out.

And it'll give us some respite in the process

I can't fly. remember Vegas "

Oh I remember Vegas alright

But the autopilot has been upgraded on the Falcon.

Just punch in the coordinates and you can control the weapon systems with ease.

Go blow shit up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've never been to the hot tub party before .. What happens

Well.... basically..... We all get naked and have an orgy under the moonlight.

There's a BDSM kit in the cupboard.

Make use of the utensils as you see fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never been to the hot tub party before .. What happens

You get naked,drink, flirt and have fun

Watch out for cindi she is a trouble maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've never been to the hot tub party before .. What happens

You get naked,drink, flirt and have fun

Watch out for cindi she is a trouble maker "

Who me?

I'm one of the good guys

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sounds fun

It's a mad house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Sounds fun

It's a mad house

"
exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha"

I'm not sure where all the women have gone. They were in the hot tub for Valentine's Day.

Wonko!

Have you scared them off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha

I'm not sure where all the women have gone. They were in the hot tub for Valentine's Day.

Wonko!

Have you scared them off?

They are all still chomping through chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Miles

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Miles

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Sorry I'm late to the party.

And now I'm in no mood to party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's have a toast.

I've just eaten 2 Bramley apple pies and need something to wash it down with.

To Miles!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Let's have a toast.

I've just eaten 2 Bramley apple pies and need something to wash it down with.

To Miles!"

To Miles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Time for Cindi to try and sleep.

See you all in the morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good morning

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Dance floor here I come!!

Wheres tom I need to fool around with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dance floor here I come!!

Wheres tom I need to fool around with him

He's a popular guy

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Dance floor here I come!!

Wheres tom I need to fool around with him

He's a popular guy

So I see! Lucky bugger

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dance floor here I come!!

Wheres tom I need to fool around with him

He's a popular guy

So I see! Lucky bugger

Hopefully some mankini clad men will be along shortly x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha

I'm not sure where all the women have gone. They were in the hot tub for Valentine's Day.

Wonko!

Have you scared them off?

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha

I'm not sure where all the women have gone. They were in the hot tub for Valentine's Day.

Wonko!

Have you scared them off?

yes

Naughty Wonko

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Id love a hot tub party lifes depressing hahaha

I'm not sure where all the women have gone. They were in the hot tub for Valentine's Day.

Wonko!

Have you scared them off?

yes

Naughty Wonko

And we wouldn't want him any other way x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Morning hot tubers

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll get the drinks in.

Is it too early for tequila?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

Morning gorgeous how you doing today? Xx

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

Morning gorgeous how you doing today? Xx"

Good thank you x

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello hot tubbers. Can I play please

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'll get the drinks in.

Is it too early for tequila?

Never to early!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

Morning gorgeous how you doing today? Xx

Good thank you x"

Excellent! Drink? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello hot tubbers. Can I play please

But of course.

Don't forget to leave your clothes at the door and jump in

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

Morning gorgeous how you doing today? Xx

Good thank you x

Excellent! Drink? Xx"

Caipirinha thanks

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Morning hot tubers

Hello you

Morning gorgeous how you doing today? Xx

Good thank you x

Excellent! Drink? Xx

Caipirinha thanks

Superb choice.... I’ll have one as well

schooch up

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello hot tubbers. Can I play please

But of course.

Don't forget to leave your clothes at the door and jump in

I’m here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello hot tubbers. Can I play please

But of course.

Don't forget to leave your clothes at the door and jump in

I’m here.

Yes you certainly are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*repaints the millenium falcon in olive drab*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*repaints the millenium falcon in olive drab*"

Olives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*repaints the millenium falcon in olive drab*

Olives

could have been pineapple coloured

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*repaints the millenium falcon in olive drab*

Olives

could have been pineapple coloured

I don't mind pineapple. I eat them on pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*"

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity "

they were duds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

they were duds

Awwww

Did you at least keep the receipt? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

they were duds

Awwww

Did you at least keep the receipt? X"

he never gave me one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

they were duds

Awwww

Did you at least keep the receipt? X

he never gave me one"

Dammit Wonko

Go get my Millennium Falcon back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

they were duds

Awwww

Did you at least keep the receipt? X

he never gave me one

Dammit Wonko

Go get my Millennium Falcon back

make me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*gets fed up painting it and sells it to a scrap merchant for 3 magic beans*

Please tell me we are going to giant land!

Please!

Giggity giggity

they were duds

Awwww

Did you at least keep the receipt? X

he never gave me one

Dammit Wonko

Go get my Millennium Falcon back

make me

*Stamps feet and goes in a huff*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

Who is tom foolery and shena nigans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

Who is tom foolery and shena nigans? "

Boris Johnson's new advisors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need any help Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi"

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, evening all. Seems I've missed all the fun today.

Fiddles & DadBod - is it too late to play with you both in the hot tub? I'm naked....

And Wonko. You finally paint the Millennium Falcon a decent colour and then sell it for magic beans????

Cindi, I shall be back later for fun & frippery

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome "

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ooh, evening all. Seems I've missed all the fun today.

Fiddles & DadBod - is it too late to play with you both in the hot tub? I'm naked....

And Wonko. You finally paint the Millennium Falcon a decent colour and then sell it for magic beans????

Cindi, I shall be back later for fun & frippery

Never too late.... hop in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp "

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, evening all. Seems I've missed all the fun today.

Fiddles & DadBod - is it too late to play with you both in the hot tub? I'm naked....

And Wonko. You finally paint the Millennium Falcon a decent colour and then sell it for magic beans????

Cindi, I shall be back later for fun & frippery

Never too late.... hop in

Ooh, thanks. Rub my back, will you? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin "

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

I masticate quietly

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ooh, evening all. Seems I've missed all the fun today.

Fiddles & DadBod - is it too late to play with you both in the hot tub? I'm naked....

And Wonko. You finally paint the Millennium Falcon a decent colour and then sell it for magic beans????

Cindi, I shall be back later for fun & frippery

Never too late.... hop in

Ooh, thanks. Rub my back, will you? X"

My pleasure, you have very sexy soft skin.... you want a drink? Xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

I masticate quietly "

I've seen you gobble, Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

I masticate quietly

I've seen you gobble, Wonko

Only chocolate

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

I masticate quietly

I've seen you gobble, Wonko

Only chocolate "

Well, it was DIPPED in chocolate ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

I masticate quietly

I've seen you gobble, Wonko

Only chocolate

Well, it was DIPPED in chocolate ....

Those double dipped chocolate bars are so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

I don't gobble

You will do as you are told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need any help Cindi

Yes x

Wonko won't get the millennium falcon back

Wonko,really. Why're you been so troublesome

He can't help it, Sensual. He's a naughty little imp

I'm not an imp

He's not an imp. He's a very naughty goblin

Jennie!! Welcome, lovely.

Goblin

Thanks x

Have you seen my loofah?

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

It was Wonko

I've ordered a new one, hopefully it arrives soon.

Yes, I'm sure I can get some colouring books for you. They are very therapeutic x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Saunters past whistling a happy tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saunters past whistling a happy tune

I recognise that tune!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did I do now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What did I do now? "

It's ok Wonko, I've ordered a new Millennium Falcon and will make it "Wonko proof"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I do now?

It's ok Wonko, I've ordered a new Millennium Falcon and will make it "Wonko proof"

Good luck with that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I do now?

It's ok Wonko, I've ordered a new Millennium Falcon and will make it "Wonko proof"

No such thing

Just remember artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Cindi goes back to the drawing board to think of a new super duper toy to play with*

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Saunters past whistling a happy tune

I recognise that tune!"

I'm glad someone does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

It was Wonko

I've ordered a new one, hopefully it arrives soon.

Yes, I'm sure I can get some colouring books for you. They are very therapeutic x"

Hope he didn't swap it for magic beans again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

It was Wonko

I've ordered a new one, hopefully it arrives soon.

Yes, I'm sure I can get some colouring books for you. They are very therapeutic x

Hope he didn't swap it for magic beans again

It was an invisible dildo this time. I put it down somewhere but now I can't find it again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

It was Wonko

I've ordered a new one, hopefully it arrives soon.

Yes, I'm sure I can get some colouring books for you. They are very therapeutic x

Hope he didn't swap it for magic beans again

It was an invisible dildo this time. I put it down somewhere but now I can't find it again

Was wondering what I was sat on you can have it back later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spending all this time in water I will get very wrinkly

Have no fear.

We have a bar, gym, sauna, dance floor, park area and beach houses for lots of activities

We also had a millennium falcon, but someone gave it away

Who would give the millennium falcon away?

Any adult colouring in books?

It was Wonko

I've ordered a new one, hopefully it arrives soon.

Yes, I'm sure I can get some colouring books for you. They are very therapeutic x

Hope he didn't swap it for magic beans again

It was an invisible dildo this time. I put it down somewhere but now I can't find it again

Was wondering what I was sat on you can have it back later

Thanks

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!"

Why what's coming

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening hot rubbers!

I'm just popping in for a nosey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!

Why what's coming

A nice hard one

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!

Why what's coming

A nice hard one "

Oooooft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!

Why what's coming

A nice hard one

Oooooft!

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hi can I jump in the hot tub. I had sweet chilli for tea so extra bubbles

Extra bubbles are always welcome

Thanks Cindi feel much better. You know anybody good at massage. I could do with one. Nice hard one

Brace yerself sweetheart!

Why what's coming

A nice hard one

Oooooft!

Well that's what I asked for. Yes please bring it on. I got plenty of oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sets off a stink bomb in the changing room *

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Oh for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dammit Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*ponders *

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*bomb proofs everything*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a small one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for a small one"

But of course, just watch out for Red. She's a bit frisky today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Red

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Evening hot tubbers

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

It's a bit quiet here Cindi. What can we get up to

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Well I’m naked and getting in....

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By *lacklovingwomanWoman over a year ago

St. Neots

"Sounds fun

It's a mad house

Mad Hatter: “Have I gone mad?”

Alice: “I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman over a year ago

Cambs

Can I jump in? Xx

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By *lacklovingwomanWoman over a year ago

St. Neots

Anyway its a bit chilly now, how do we get rid of the cement ?

I need to warm my pussy in the hot tub

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Can I jump in? Xx"

Please do

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By *lacklovingwomanWoman over a year ago

St. Neots

"Can I jump in? Xx"

Yes of course, I did

But don't jump in hottub its full of cement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sets off the local volcano covering the mansion in lava *

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Well now what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*bum proofs everything*"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Room for a small one

But of course, just watch out for Red. She's a bit frisky today

I was, momentarily. But it passed. Sadly.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon hottubers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon hottubers

Good prevening

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Yo yo yo people of the hot tub persuasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo yo yo people of the hot tub persuasion "

Wassssssuuuuuuuup

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Yo yo yo people of the hot tub persuasion

Wassssssuuuuuuuup

How you doing cindi? You good?

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

We love shenanigans, especially of the naked kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo yo yo people of the hot tub persuasion

Wassssssuuuuuuuup

How you doing cindi? You good? "

Yeah thanks.

Washing done, hoovering done, minted lamb dinner for tea

Hope all is well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

We love shenanigans, especially of the naked kind

You've come to the right place.

But beware the men, some are troublesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!"

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sponsored by the Priti Patel mathematics academy

Welcome to the Hot Tub party

Valentine's Day has been and gone, but the tomfoolery and shenanigans shall continue!

We love shenanigans, especially of the naked kind

You've come to the right place.

But beware the men, some are troublesome

*looks the other way whistling *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X"

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone?

No"

But Wonko, if I get squiffy.... you might be in for a snog?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Yo yo yo people of the hot tub persuasion

Wassssssuuuuuuuup

How you doing cindi? You good?

Yeah thanks.

Washing done, hoovering done, minted lamb dinner for tea

Hope all is well x"

Mmm yum!!! Very productive

All good here thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone?

But Wonko, if I get squiffy.... you might be in for a snog?"

You don't know where I have been though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone?

But Wonko, if I get squiffy.... you might be in for a snog?

You don't know where I have been though "

I know where you haven't been.

Yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can be in please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cindi, have you cleaned the Tub out now. I want to take the plunge .... but you know ... floaters!

Yes it's all cleaned and ready for 'action'

It's a free bar tonight, so please help yourselves to drinks. X

Great.

I will get wankered and make a disgrace of myself then.

Is that OK with everyone?

But Wonko, if I get squiffy.... you might be in for a snog?

You don't know where I have been though

I know where you haven't been.

Yet!"

Timbuktu?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please "

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!"

I'm a 43 pinter and no one can drink that much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

I'm a 43 pinter and no one can drink that much "

But I am a hussy after a couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

I'm a 43 pinter and no one can drink that much

But I am a hussy after a couple "

I'm just a single so that rules me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!"

Sounds in the mood x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

Sounds in the mood x "

Be a sweetheart... can you fetch me another cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sits in the corner singing *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

Sounds in the mood x

Be a sweetheart... can you fetch me another cocktail?"

Straight away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember attending the very first hot tub party, I sat perched up high in a champagne glass like a burlesque dancer...

... I have there ever since and not one of you buggers has noticed me. I am a soggy wrinkled prune now

Pass me the ladder please...

Her x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I remember attending the very first hot tub party, I sat perched up high in a champagne glass like a burlesque dancer...

... I have there ever since and not one of you buggers has noticed me. I am a soggy wrinkled prune now

Pass me the ladder please...

Her x"

Come here you sexy prune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can be in please

Fancy a snog?

I plan on getting pissed and Wonko doesn't seem keen!

Sounds in the mood x

Be a sweetheart... can you fetch me another cocktail?

Straight away

Thank you.

So ... who's up for a snog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I remember attending the very first hot tub party, I sat perched up high in a champagne glass like a burlesque dancer...

... I have there ever since and not one of you buggers has noticed me. I am a soggy wrinkled prune now

Pass me the ladder please...

Her x

Come here you sexy prune

Aww thank you .... my hero

Her x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I remember attending the very first hot tub party, I sat perched up high in a champagne glass like a burlesque dancer...

... I have there ever since and not one of you buggers has noticed me. I am a soggy wrinkled prune now

Pass me the ladder please...

Her x

Come here you sexy prune

Aww thank you .... my hero

Her x"

Now let’s get you a drink and rehydrate you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

La la la la

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