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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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I still get a wry smile on my face when I read boilerplate statements such as:
"Been here before. Know how it works!" or "looking for serious meets" (or "meats" when autocorrect fails).
"Will fill in later" still makes me chuckle.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Not looking to fuck the entire site""
Yeah, because we all know that Keith in Bury St. Edmunds is the last unshagable man on earth as is never going to get it. |
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Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it. |
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it. "
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just saw another one , hes 100 % straight, but he’s looking for a man to wank with him , whist chatting about chasing women? I’m confused again "
So is that guy you mentioned! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm a Professional lol
Professional What
Treat her with respect 
Been here before, know the score  (boring)
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Professional: Maybe they assume that if you're a surgeon or an aeronautical engineer etc that the sex will be better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm only going to be here for another week, then close my account. = leave then! "
^^^^^^^ This ^^^^^^^
Seen it many times and on the same profiles too. Some creating threads about it too...``I`m Leaving`` lol and yet they're still here years later with the same profile. I'm actually surprised Men do this too... Like what do they want...a tirade of mail saying ``don`t go`` 
Anyway I can understand when someone is genuinely deleting their account and might put up a thread letting their `Fab Friends` know outta courtesy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
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This!! Couldn’t have put it better myself!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
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This 100% !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it. "
I'm not looking for a relationship I love my freedom too much, I won't meet married men without there partners permission because its a dick move and I'm not helping anyone being a deceitful lieing snake |
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Thank you for your all the replies girls, I never expected that much response. Maybe I've just been unlucky and met women on here who suddenly want to move the goal posts, and put swinging on the back burner for bit, have the whole package. Sometimes when they haven't got what they wanted, and I had no wife to go kiss, and tell, they have resorted to extreme measures. In one case a woman who didn't get her own way, sent a photo into my company head office for the attention of the MD, of me wearing guy's thong whilst do stir fry, and written on the back was, "This is what he is doing when he is supposed to be working!" I've had cardigans knitted for my mum to try and get feet under the table, home baking, you name it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine" yet their photos are all stolen from porn sites.
"I'm one of the nice guys" - he's probably a cunt if he feels the need to tell everyone how nice he is.
"I'd like to keep him/her all to myself, lol". Low-key lamp lost pissing move, sorry but this is a swinging site so you can't keep them all to yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for your all the replies girls, I never expected that much response. Maybe I've just been unlucky and met women on here who suddenly want to move the goal posts, and put swinging on the back burner for bit, have the whole package. Sometimes when they haven't got what they wanted, and I had no wife to go kiss, and tell, they have resorted to extreme measures. In one case a woman who didn't get her own way, sent a photo into my company head office for the attention of the MD, of me wearing guy's thong whilst do stir fry, and written on the back was, "This is what he is doing when he is supposed to be working!" I've had cardigans knitted for my mum to try and get feet under the table, home baking, you name it!"
perhaps don’t widen your goal posts to include information about your work and meeting your mother if you dont want these people getting the idea of being included in your personal life |
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Thank you for your advice, I would have replied privately but I'm outside the age range that you accept messages from. So here goes in public. None of us on here ever intentionally set out to boast about status, prosperity and achievements, as most of us here are intelligent enough to know that swinging is the grand leveler of all human greatness. You can be the chairman of ICI, but if you can't get it up, you are as poor as a church mouse. However, it's pretty hard to hide the trappings of the aformentioned when you are inviting someone into your home, and extending your hospitality because, they insist on meeting guys who can accommodate, and that doesn't include a room at a premier inn, or the back seat of the car presumably to ensure that you are everything that you say you are. Trust me, stacking up to expectations can have it's problems especially if someone is a little bit emotionally high dependent despite being on a swinger site.
Thank you again for your kind advice, even though I can't see you. XXX Dave |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
""Fab is a publicly traded entity"
Well, last time I checked on Companies House, it was very much limited company. The positive of profiles with this and other similar statements is it shows how gullible they are, so prepare your best bullshit for an easy shag, lol."
WHAT.THE.FUCK! Somebody get me my broker on the line. NOW! Jenny is gonna leave me and take the kids if she finds out. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"A verification that starts -
“Don’t miss the opportunity to meet this person...”
Find it quite cringeworthy. A veri is a review, not a sales pitch. "
'don't mess this girl around'
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Full details of the verifications that you receive during the covid crisis are blocked from being displayed at the moment. All they are permitting is your numbers on your verification summery to increase. I only found this out last night when a couple I have met have now returned to the site, and I verified them, and likewise they did me. This is outlined in the message I've received, which says something like, don't worry, as when things are under control, full details of verifications will be allowed on display. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No profile pic or public pics and you get a wink from them
And
We are a professional couple"
But they demand face and full body pics with the first message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's funny is they say discreet, and then you look at profile photos... And they have everything god gave them out on display.... That's discreet alright!! |
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over a year ago
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"What's funny is they say discreet, and then you look at profile photos... And they have everything god gave them out on display.... That's discreet alright!! "
Because its about two different things? |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
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It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude. |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
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It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile. |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile. "
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink. |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
Most of the people in the forums seem really nice.
Point is its based on judgement still, snog marry avoid is based on the person above you.
By the same people that want thought in a message to work really hard at making the message more Intresting.
As its "not all based in looks"
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude."
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude."
I try and judge their attitude from everything they've elected to show me (photos, profile text and messages) to create a fuller picture.
Like you said, some beautiful people can be the ugliest on the inside |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink."
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink."
I get that too, there's some styles I find have an aggressive feel to them so it would put me off, regardless of their physical looks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This whole thread made me chuckle! I’ve just had to go and read my own profile tho to make sure I’m not guilty of anything! Haha! Thankfully I’m not!
‘Exceptional meets only’ blows my head. Wtf does that mean? What makes it exceptional? The chat? The sex? The venue? Or are they gonna clean my house and walk my dogs for me to go that extra mile and get the ‘exceptional’ tick!? |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink.
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo "
Well in those threads, you're entering a thread and deciding in a split second based purely on a profile picture if you'd fuck that person or avoid them I'm not sure what else you'd expect.
That's the absolute nature of those threads. By entering them you're asking to be judged on a profile picture alone.
I personally don't think those threads do much apart from give lazy people a time filler as there's rarely any substance |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"You know who you are
All of the things on this thread make me cringe. This regular beauty never fails to make my stomach turn though.
Hopefully he means the cliche and not me...... "
I wouldn't dare be so crass. Rest assured, it is the cliché. |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink.
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo
Well in those threads, you're entering a thread and deciding in a split second based purely on a profile picture if you'd fuck that person or avoid them I'm not sure what else you'd expect.
That's the absolute nature of those threads. By entering them you're asking to be judged on a profile picture alone.
I personally don't think those threads do much apart from give lazy people a time filler as there's rarely any substance "
I expect people to go by what they say previously and not change the tables when it suits them.
They are just a bit of fun.
Of course there is no substance.
But people bang on about being "genuine" all the time... and want an intelligent, well thought of message because they are a princess and only deserve the best.
When 5 seconds ago they told a bloke avoid because you judged a picture of them.
If you can't see the irony in that then we're not on the same page.
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink.
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo
Well in those threads, you're entering a thread and deciding in a split second based purely on a profile picture if you'd fuck that person or avoid them I'm not sure what else you'd expect.
That's the absolute nature of those threads. By entering them you're asking to be judged on a profile picture alone.
I personally don't think those threads do much apart from give lazy people a time filler as there's rarely any substance
I expect people to go by what they say previously and not change the tables when it suits them.
They are just a bit of fun.
Of course there is no substance.
But people bang on about being "genuine" all the time... and want an intelligent, well thought of message because they are a princess and only deserve the best.
When 5 seconds ago they told a bloke avoid because you judged a picture of them.
If you can't see the irony in that then we're not on the same page.
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I really don't think these people believe they are a princess and deserve the best, I think they're sick to the back teeth of being ordered in a message to "stop being boring and let me spunk down your throat" or similar.
There's a huge difference between a thread where the purpose is to judge based on a picture and actually communicating privately with someone.
Yes I can see what you're trying to say, but I respectfully disagree that you can judge someone's character and how genuine a human they are based on a kiss, fuck, avoid thread. |
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My point was a simple message is enough to get a ball rolling as its based on attraction, of course if they are an arsehole you find that out eventually.
I wouldn't personally write a lengthy well thought message myself. Id get the ball rolling.
And its worked so far, anyone who says what you stated is just an idiot.
And your not going to reply to someone you find physically replusive we all have a type.
Its not a big deal. If you're Intrested you are.
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink.
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo
Well in those threads, you're entering a thread and deciding in a split second based purely on a profile picture if you'd fuck that person or avoid them I'm not sure what else you'd expect.
That's the absolute nature of those threads. By entering them you're asking to be judged on a profile picture alone.
I personally don't think those threads do much apart from give lazy people a time filler as there's rarely any substance
I expect people to go by what they say previously and not change the tables when it suits them.
They are just a bit of fun.
Of course there is no substance.
But people bang on about being "genuine" all the time... and want an intelligent, well thought of message because they are a princess and only deserve the best.
When 5 seconds ago they told a bloke avoid because you judged a picture of them.
If you can't see the irony in that then we're not on the same page.
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A huge number of women and couples very openly state that they won’t even read a message if the profile pic is a cock. If they then comment “avoid” about a similar profile, that’s completely consistent and doesn’t have anything to do with what sort of message they want to receive. I’m really not sure why you see “irony” or are reading anything serious into what are usually fairly pointless threads. |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on
It's not always about looks on a photo, it could be they find kids toys in the background or images of an unknown partner in a sexual act on a singles profile.
And also the style of the photo. That to me is part of how someone is representing themselves and if that's not to my taste then it's not to my taste.
I've mentioned on other threads that my brain makes a connection with a photo to a smell. Sometimes pictures stink.
Still judgement based on a photo.
Where as by what others say it should be based in their personality and the whole package.
Were all guilty of it.
Its just noticeable the same people who do it, create the biggest dramas about it not being based on a photo
Well in those threads, you're entering a thread and deciding in a split second based purely on a profile picture if you'd fuck that person or avoid them I'm not sure what else you'd expect.
That's the absolute nature of those threads. By entering them you're asking to be judged on a profile picture alone.
I personally don't think those threads do much apart from give lazy people a time filler as there's rarely any substance
I expect people to go by what they say previously and not change the tables when it suits them.
They are just a bit of fun.
Of course there is no substance.
But people bang on about being "genuine" all the time... and want an intelligent, well thought of message because they are a princess and only deserve the best.
When 5 seconds ago they told a bloke avoid because you judged a picture of them.
If you can't see the irony in that then we're not on the same page.
A huge number of women and couples very openly state that they won’t even read a message if the profile pic is a cock. If they then comment “avoid” about a similar profile, that’s completely consistent and doesn’t have anything to do with what sort of message they want to receive. I’m really not sure why you see “irony” or are reading anything serious into what are usually fairly pointless threads."
It is the same though, so you're telling me if that guy with his cock out sent you message thst was an amazing funny witty message you'd reply?
But in the other hand you'd dismiss it in a thread?
Its still judgement isn't it.
You only reply to what you are attracted to.
You've made it clear your not attracted to cock pictures and would judge it on that.
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A huge number of women and couples very openly state that they won’t even read a message if the profile pic is a cock. If they then comment “avoid” about a similar profile, that’s completely consistent and doesn’t have anything to do with what sort of message they want to receive. I’m really not sure why you see “irony” or are reading anything serious into what are usually fairly pointless threads.
It is the same though, so you're telling me if that guy with his cock out sent you message thst was an amazing funny witty message you'd reply?
But in the other hand you'd dismiss it in a thread?
Its still judgement isn't it.
You only reply to what you are attracted to.
You've made it clear your not attracted to cock pictures and would judge it on that.
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I didn’t say I wouldn’t read a message from a dick pic profile photo, I said lots won’t. I read all my messages, I just don’t reply to 99% of them because they’re rubbish. I suppose that’s judgemental too.
I also don’t participate in those threads because I find them pointless - why post just to say “avoid”? And I would “avoid” the majority of people on here for a lot of reasons, including because I’m not what they’re looking for. But if I was going to participate, I would look at the profile as well as the tiny profile pic - and probably still “avoid”. I genuinely don’t understand where you think the hypocrisy is. |
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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude."
but on the other hand would you entertain a conversation with someone who has no pictures on there profile? let face it looks are not everything but definitely play a big part |
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude.
but on the other hand would you entertain a conversation with someone who has no pictures on there profile? let face it looks are not everything but definitely play a big part "
I never said for a moment that looks don't play a part. There's no denying they do, of course they do. Same as personality plays a part but not the whole part.
I simply don't think you can pretty much call someone a liar for saying its not ALL about looks for choosing to avoid someone else.
Saying it's not all about looks doesn't necessarily mean they'll meet people they don't fancy off the bat as long as they're a laugh, it can also mean they won't meet someone they do find attractive for multiple reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Treat them with respect" in a veri...."
Yes and “don’t miss this genuine guy” and when it’s only about his magic tongue I know that’s all he can do Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full details of the verifications that you receive during the covid crisis are blocked from being displayed at the moment. All they are permitting is your numbers on your verification summery to increase. I only found this out last night when a couple I have met have now returned to the site, and I verified them, and likewise they did me. This is outlined in the message I've received, which says something like, don't worry, as when things are under control, full details of verifications will be allowed on display. "
Yes it can be deceptive - I have a couple of veris on my profile from last year but they were all outside coffee social distance meets that were permitted. |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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People who say they are into kink and have 'no limits'. I see it often and usually asdume they're fake.
I actually had some bloke message offering himself for me to use and say he had no limits. So I mentioned some of the things I've done and asked if he was ok with them. Then asked about a few more extreme fetishes and if he was ok with them. Turns out he had limits. Luckily for him I don't play with middle aged men anyway
The whole 'not single' thing too. I was once rather amused to be told by someone on here that I'm not single. News to me! |
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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude.
but on the other hand would you entertain a conversation with someone who has no pictures on there profile? let face it looks are not everything but definitely play a big part
I never said for a moment that looks don't play a part. There's no denying they do, of course they do. Same as personality plays a part but not the whole part.
I simply don't think you can pretty much call someone a liar for saying its not ALL about looks for choosing to avoid someone else.
Saying it's not all about looks doesn't necessarily mean they'll meet people they don't fancy off the bat as long as they're a laugh, it can also mean they won't meet someone they do find attractive for multiple reasons."
sorry all I did was make a simple statement on something you posted, try not to read into things that are not there, and as for some meet someone they don't fancy, in my opinion is nonsense there must be some sort of attraction there on some level for the people to see if its worth pursuing,
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"The funniest ones for me are the people who say it's not all about looks.
But then 30 mins later the same people are saying "avoid" purely based on looks from their photo.
Noone wants to admit it.
It plays huge part.
Me looking like a hobo isn't going to be for everyone.
I've had loads of no reply and loads of replys.
Also been contacted from people who find me interesting.
It didn't happen when I had no pics.
Plays a huge part for sure.
It's not all about the looks though. I wouldn't fuck someone who was stunning to look at but had a prick of an attitude.
but on the other hand would you entertain a conversation with someone who has no pictures on there profile? let face it looks are not everything but definitely play a big part
I never said for a moment that looks don't play a part. There's no denying they do, of course they do. Same as personality plays a part but not the whole part.
I simply don't think you can pretty much call someone a liar for saying its not ALL about looks for choosing to avoid someone else.
Saying it's not all about looks doesn't necessarily mean they'll meet people they don't fancy off the bat as long as they're a laugh, it can also mean they won't meet someone they do find attractive for multiple reasons.
sorry all I did was make a simple statement on something you posted, try not to read into things that are not there, and as for some meet someone they don't fancy, in my opinion is nonsense there must be some sort of attraction there on some level for the people to see if its worth pursuing,
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over a year ago
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""Treat them with respect" in a veri...."
Yep!!
'Fucked her silly with my massive cock. Juicy pussy. A right slut....treat her with respect guys' BLURGH! Makes me cringe. I will not display a veri like that. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
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"Threads on fab Cliches"
Tbf... Every single topic has been recycled at least a dozen times now. I'm sure I have discussed my aftershave collection three times since Autumn, discussed the fetishising of black cocks on a quarterly basis, affirmed to the whole world that I am anti-cheating bi-weekly etc etc.
Right, Kiss or Fuck Avoid (310th edition) .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads on fab Cliches
Tbf... Every single topic has been recycled at least a dozen times now. I'm sure I have discussed my aftershave collection three times since Autumn, discussed the fetishising of black cocks on a quarterly basis, affirmed to the whole world that I am anti-cheating bi-weekly etc etc.
Right, Kiss or Fuck Avoid (310th edition) .... "
I don’t believe that to be true, I did one on my mobile phone taking the liberty of turning down my headphones on my behalf the other day, I think that’s a first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Threads on fab Cliches
Tbf... Every single topic has been recycled at least a dozen times now. I'm sure I have discussed my aftershave collection three times since Autumn, discussed the fetishising of black cocks on a quarterly basis, affirmed to the whole world that I am anti-cheating bi-weekly etc etc.
Right, Kiss or Fuck Avoid (310th edition) ....
I don’t believe that to be true, I did one on my mobile phone taking the liberty of turning down my headphones on my behalf the other day, I think that’s a first. "
Cliche - City pointing out he's a maverick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Threads on fab Cliches
Tbf... Every single topic has been recycled at least a dozen times now. I'm sure I have discussed my aftershave collection three times since Autumn, discussed the fetishising of black cocks on a quarterly basis, affirmed to the whole world that I am anti-cheating bi-weekly etc etc.
Right, Kiss or Fuck Avoid (310th edition) ....
I don’t believe that to be true, I did one on my mobile phone taking the liberty of turning down my headphones on my behalf the other day, I think that’s a first.
Cliche - City pointing out he's a maverick "
I prefer to think of myself as a troubadour, an auteur if you will.  |
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
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Couldn't agree with this more, hacks me off when guys come away with this kinda crap cause you won't meet them due to them having a partner. Need to get over themselves. |
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
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This
And they're flaky and unreliable and it's all on their terms and blah blah blah ...
Few redeeming qualities really . |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"This whole thread made me chuckle! I’ve just had to go and read my own profile tho to make sure I’m not guilty of anything! Haha! Thankfully I’m not!
‘Exceptional meets only’ blows my head. Wtf does that mean? What makes it exceptional? The chat? The sex? The venue? Or are they gonna clean my house and walk my dogs for me to go that extra mile and get the ‘exceptional’ tick!? "
And those looking for "exceptional meats" (sic) probably need to visit the Fortnum & Mason's deli counter.
I also saw one which said "looking for someone to lead me ashtray". Perhaps they're looking for a spliff-head?! |
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"Full details of the verifications that you receive during the covid crisis are blocked from being displayed at the moment. All they are permitting is your numbers on your verification summery to increase. I only found this out last night when a couple I have met have now returned to the site, and I verified them, and likewise they did me. This is outlined in the message I've received, which says something like, don't worry, as when things are under control, full details of verifications will be allowed on display.
Yes it can be deceptive - I have a couple of veris on my profile from last year but they were all outside coffee social distance meets that were permitted."
Thank you for your response, I haven't even bothered meeting anyone for a social meet, be it form here or straight dating sites. Even though at the moment coffee shops are closed, certainly in this area, it would be a bit surreal sitting opposite someone whilst wearing a mask, and trying to establish a physical connection, especially when you are not going to see it through. It would be too risky for me, and then bring covid back into my household, especially when you consider that covid is not like a dose of the clap that you can get from playing unprotected, you can pick it up at the checkout at Tesco. I could have plastered my profile with verifications from old friends and acquaintances returning to the site, but I asked not for one in return, as it could create the wrong impression, I just forgot to say that to the last couple I verified. |
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
This
And they're flaky and unreliable and it's all on their terms and blah blah blah ...
Few redeeming qualities really ."
Yet for some reason nobody seems to condemn the married women on here playing away fixtures, especially those who are part of a couple that meet guys like me, then after having initially met both meet we play on our own. Usual scenario is he likes to be told the following night what we all got up to the night before. Then the shit hits the fan when innocent guys like me discover that some of our future meets were without his knowledge. It can get very messy, but still nobody condemns married women. |
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job" "
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy  |
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job"
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy "
Some jobs actively discourage anything that can identify you publicly. It's honestly not that rare, and I know first hand
Once I'm comfortable with someone I'll send a face pic but I won't publish one publicly. Anyone who has a problem with that can move on, it really doesn't bother me |
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it. "
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job"
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy
Some jobs actively discourage anything that can identify you publicly. It's honestly not that rare, and I know first hand
Once I'm comfortable with someone I'll send a face pic but I won't publish one publicly. Anyone who has a problem with that can move on, it really doesn't bother me "
Well I’d better go and check my employment contract then.....I’m looking for the phrase ‘thou shalt not put any face pics on sex sites’
I guess it’s fair enough if it’s genuinely not allowed in your particular job, but I’m fairly certain some people just use it as an excuse. It could also be phrased better in my opinion....but I appreciate that’s just my opinion 
And I never said I had a problem with people not displaying a face pic publicly....just that this particular cliche in a profile is annoying. |
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job"
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy "
Many employers, have very strict policies on social media and conduct of their employees that could in any way impact on the company in a negative way. Also, there are levels of discretion that a lot of people require and expect.
Some of us have / had jobs that require huge levels of secrecy and discretion. My own Cv has holes, and when asked why I have to cite "Sorry mate, official secrets act". Yes, it was boring and mundane job which didn't require black tie or an Aston Martin, but it was covered, I had to sign, and can't disclose anything about it.
This is not to say that any one job is better or more important than another, or they are somewhat better, but we each have our own restrictions in one form or another. |
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job"
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy
Many employers, have very strict policies on social media and conduct of their employees that could in any way impact on the company in a negative way. Also, there are levels of discretion that a lot of people require and expect.
Some of us have / had jobs that require huge levels of secrecy and discretion. My own Cv has holes, and when asked why I have to cite "Sorry mate, official secrets act". Yes, it was boring and mundane job which didn't require black tie or an Aston Martin, but it was covered, I had to sign, and can't disclose anything about it.
This is not to say that any one job is better or more important than another, or they are somewhat better, but we each have our own restrictions in one form or another."
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
This
And they're flaky and unreliable and it's all on their terms and blah blah blah ...
Few redeeming qualities really .
Yet for some reason nobody seems to condemn the married women on here playing away fixtures, especially those who are part of a couple that meet guys like me, then after having initially met both meet we play on our own. Usual scenario is he likes to be told the following night what we all got up to the night before. Then the shit hits the fan when innocent guys like me discover that some of our future meets were without his knowledge. It can get very messy, but still nobody condemns married women. "
It is simply fact and won't change, the number of profile that say looking female to join us, for him, for her, to share etc but wouldn't care if the opportunity arose and she just happened to be married. Cos people are very selective when it comes to to applying their standard when it suits and gender specific.
There is a post on this very subject going round at the moment. There will be tomorrow and again
I would old days the scene was much smaller and I'd say more tolerant than it is these days, less quick to judge.
Not condoning or agreeing people actions, right or wrong, just disagree with those in the scene that apply dual standards when it suits. Accept it is what it is. It's the, "It's not fair" call won't change anything
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"Women who have, won't meet married guys make me laugh, why don't they put, looking for a serious relationship with eligible guy, but enjoying the practice till the right one comes along.
Then you have the couples who, don't meet single guys, then you read half their verifications are from single guys, and when you wink or send a message, it goes through straight away.
All good fun isn't it.
OK I'll bite as this one.
I won't meet people who are attached because it's a cunt move, not because I'm looking for a relationship. In fact I'll probably never have another relationship because of cunts, making cunt moves without a care in the world about the destruction to lives and minds that gets done. I don't wanna be part of doing that to someone else.
Some of us here do give a shit and think with our heads and consciences, not genitals.
This
And they're flaky and unreliable and it's all on their terms and blah blah blah ...
Few redeeming qualities really .
Yet for some reason nobody seems to condemn the married women on here playing away fixtures, especially those who are part of a couple that meet guys like me, then after having initially met both meet we play on our own. Usual scenario is he likes to be told the following night what we all got up to the night before. Then the shit hits the fan when innocent guys like me discover that some of our future meets were without his knowledge. It can get very messy, but still nobody condemns married women. "
In your opinion they don't. I think you'll find there are plenty that do.
I'm bi and guess what? I wouldn't meet a woman who was cheating either. |
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"... but still nobody condemns married women. "
There was thread on here recently about this, and if I recall correctly, there were many who did. I think the take-away was that most blokes wouldn't condemn if they could get their end away, but some women were equally scathing on cheating men and cheating women. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
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"When people say that they will try anything once.
That's such a brave thing to say. Haven't people googled things such as space docking.
Wish i hadn’t googled that now "
I tried that once. We created a vacuum and we were locked together like a Chinese finger trap. With each slight movement, the suction increased. We spent most of that Summer back in '97 just locked together, staring into each other's eyes, drinking wine and listening to jazz. |
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"I tried that once. We created a vacuum and we were locked together like a Chinese finger trap. With each slight movement, the suction increased. We spent most of that Summer back in '97 just locked together, staring into each other's eyes, drinking wine and listening to jazz. "
Which Jazz were you listening to? |
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"The one that makes me laugh is "no face pics due to my job"
This one drives me mad too! So I don’t have a job? And their job is obviously so much more important than mine?! Get over yourself buddy
Some jobs actively discourage anything that can identify you publicly. It's honestly not that rare, and I know first hand
Once I'm comfortable with someone I'll send a face pic but I won't publish one publicly. Anyone who has a problem with that can move on, it really doesn't bother me "
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"'Here for a short time, not a long time'
I see this a fair bit but assume that they see no downside from it, with fewer people messaging them, as they'll be UNLOS in the tug of a cock"
Isn't the 'proper' version
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
The live fast, die young motto
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over a year ago
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"I tried that once. We created a vacuum and we were locked together like a Chinese finger trap. With each slight movement, the suction increased. We spent most of that Summer back in '97 just locked together, staring into each other's eyes, drinking wine and listening to jazz.
Which Jazz were you listening to?"
A bit of Duke Ellington, some Buddy Rich maybe. |
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"'Here for a short time, not a long time'
I see this a fair bit but assume that they see no downside from it, with fewer people messaging them, as they'll be UNLOS in the tug of a cock
Isn't the 'proper' version
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
The live fast, die young motto
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I think there's a group of people - usually men - who promote their limited availability, thinking it will make all clunge rush like crazy to grab them, whilst they are here for a 'short time'. Thinking it works in a supermarket, so it would have to work in fab.
It's another facet of 'here for quality, not quantity' - it sets up a demanding challenge for people to get it, whilst limited stock of the cock lasts.
Those looking for 'quality' often offer some dubious level of quality themselves. |
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"I like the ones which take for ever to read the. U msg and they block u and u just spent hrs reading it "
That’s why my effort level/involvement is always rather low nntil a certain point. |
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