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What would you like to do to the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the thread title says... you can do anything from cleaning leaves up in their garden to keeping tied up in the cellar for a year!

The weirder the better... but play nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take you to an Abba tribute band and dance the night away.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Rim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for a slap up meal in a fancy restaurant and flirt with the waiters whilst drinking champagne.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Go for a slap up meal in a fancy restaurant and flirt with the waiters whilst drinking champagne."

Hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for a slap up meal in a fancy restaurant and flirt with the waiters whilst drinking champagne.

Hehe xx"

Debate the inner workings of the universe while simultaneously creating a new religion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play kiss chase

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Play kiss chase"

Teach her how to do a proper smokey eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Play kiss chase

Teach her how to do a proper smokey eye

Ask what a smokey eye is and ponder over the answer!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Play kiss chase

Teach her how to do a proper smokey eye

Ask what a smokey eye is and ponder over the answer!"

Buy him a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smack his bum

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Smack his bum"

Hug her, kiss her, squeeze her, tease her, please her

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Smack his bum

Hug her, kiss her, squeeze her, tease her, please her

Thank here

she knows why lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Smack his bum

Hug her, kiss her, squeeze her, tease her, please her

Thank here

she knows why lol"

She does

And grope his bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spank that sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock his front door then run away giggling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Destroy her at monopoly without cheating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wedgieeeeeeeeee

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Not much! Far too young for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much! Far too young for me

Eat canapés off his butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook her some canapés

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Poster too slow with his reply so got the wrong person above him at 15/02/21 15:30:14]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Cook her some canapés"

Teach him to cook canapes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cook her some canapés

Teach him to cook canapes x"

Eat candyfloss obviously

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Drinks and a flirt while swapping naughty stories

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Join the lesson cooking canapés

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By *superfuse663Man over a year ago

manchester

Eat the canapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmmmmmm

Entice them into a game of doctors and nurses

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Maybe a little dance x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

Ask for a little dance

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By *edhead72Man over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Dancing sounds fun x

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By *edhead72Man over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Well I was too slii out w then !"

Tease

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By *edhead72Man over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Too slow

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By *r naughty1Man over a year ago

Bexley

"Well I was too slii out w then !

Tease "

Take her out for a slap up meal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play knock a door run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a pint

Hit his bits with a rolled up tea towel

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Have a pint

Give him a strip tease

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By *ickJMan over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

watch her strip.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

Cocktails and a boogie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cocktails and a boogie

Giggle and pull her hair then run away

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By *omtom2088Man over a year ago

Stockport

Play with his fingers

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By *not123Couple over a year ago

sp1

Sit on his lap and read in a story

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

"Sit on his lap and read in a story

Make her legs feel like jelly for the rest of the night

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Pie and a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a pint

Give him a strip tease

I would give Doris a striptease too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

Join them

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By *not123Couple over a year ago

sp1

"Sit on his lap and read in a story

Make her legs feel like jelly for the rest of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit on his lap and read in a story

Make her legs feel like jelly for the rest of the night

Sneak behind them in a ghost mask and make them jump

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

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"Sit on his lap and read in a story

Make her legs feel like jelly for the rest of the night

Sneak behind them in a ghost mask and make them jump

Give him a cheeky spank for pulling my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit on his lap and read in a story

Make her legs feel like jelly for the rest of the night

Sneak behind them in a ghost mask and make them jump

Give him a cheeky spank for pulling my hair

Kiss her neck

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cut the lawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cut the lawn

Drinks and maybe more

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By *superfuse663Man over a year ago

manchester

"Cut the lawn

Drinks and maybe more

Drinks and hopefully more

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Strawberry picking

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

Bean flicking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bean flicking"

Arm wrestle, best of three.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Undo the top button on his red t-shirt for him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give her a massage, looks like she's got a very bad back constantly bent over like that

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By *ozapperMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"Give her a massage, looks like she's got a very bad back constantly bent over like that

Buy him a bigger towel....lol

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Tbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tbag "

Pull that finger out of his nose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub that writing off her bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rub that writing off her bum "

Drape the towel Greek God style

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Rub that writing off her bum

Drape the towel Greek God style

Share a bottle of fizz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feed her grapes cleopatra style...with or without the towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feed her grapes cleopatra style...with or without the towel

Naked karaoke

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Bum

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Country dancing

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Country dancing

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spank her arse

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Country dancing

spank her arse

Have an average drink in an average pub

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Wine and lots of d*unken dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Country dancing

spank her arse

Have an average drink in an average pub

Smell the roses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plait his beard

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Plait his beard "

Sample his veggie lasagne.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plait his beard

Sample his veggie lasagne."

Drink and massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plait his beard

Sample his veggie lasagne.

Drink and massage"

Go to Alton towers... for the ride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plait his beard

Sample his veggie lasagne.

Drink and massage

Go to Alton towers... for the ride."

Cocktails over zoom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wild swimming

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Litter picking

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Wild swimming "

Unglue his pockets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wild swimming

Unglue his pockets"

Eat doghnuts off her breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wild swimming

Unglue his pockets"

Suck the nipple

Flick the bean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wild swimming

Unglue his pockets

Eat doghnuts off her breasts

Make him cook all my meals for a week after ordering him to clean my house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wild swimming

Unglue his pockets

Eat doghnuts off her breasts

Make him cook all my meals for a week after ordering him to clean my house."

Go lingerie shopping with; she has great taste.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Wild swimming

Unglue his pockets

Eat doghnuts off her breasts

Make him cook all my meals for a week after ordering him to clean my house."
lots & lots of naughty things

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire

Assist with that vibrator

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By *onkyLemonsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Bite that bum!

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire

"Bite that bum! "

Ouch, not too hard!!

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire

"Bite that bum! "

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts"

Pistol whip with my pistol

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

Pistol whip with my pistol

Gag him

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

Pistol whip with my pistol

Gag him"

Blindfold then caress you. Run my tongue and fingers over you. Tease you. Then ... you can guess where it goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

Pistol whip with my pistol

Gag him"

Eat cheesecake with her bum as the platter

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

Pistol whip with my pistol

Gag him

Blindfold then caress you. Run my tongue and fingers over you. Tease you. Then ... you can guess where it goes

Watch

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

"Bite that bum!

Slide my cock between those beautiful ample breasts

Pistol whip with my pistol

Gag him

Blindfold then caress you. Run my tongue and fingers over you. Tease you. Then ... you can guess where it goes

Watch

I’d then ask you to join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

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Share a drink and be a cheeky flirt with him

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Share a drink and be a cheeky flirt with him

Boobie squishes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bum squishes!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Bum squishes!"

Peterborough dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A whole lot of naughtiness

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By *jsantagCouple over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Slide down onto his cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slide down onto his cock!

Allow this to happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of foreplay

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Lots of drinks

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Gym session

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gym session

Long socially distanced cliff top walk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strip cluedo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sea swimming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sea swimming

"
naked twister

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sea swimming

naked twister "

Sniff his bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sea swimming

naked twister

Sniff his bum"

Flick her... x

Earlobe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap that ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass"

Bares ass ready to be slapped

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Bite it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bite it x "

Everything

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By *otwifeHunter808Man over a year ago

Bury

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

"
lick it all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard! "

Kiss it better

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By *r easy1981Man over a year ago

leeds

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard! "
what ever she wanted

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By *heHungStudentMan over a year ago

Kettering

Good ol pint

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good ol pint"

Lick his ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hand feeds pomegranate seeds

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hand feeds pomegranate seeds"

Sell her to the aliens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tells the aliens to anal probe her

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Shake our shimmy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shake our shimmy"

Find out what’s yummy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shake our shimmy

Find out what’s yummy

Suck

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Play word games

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play word games

Tickle

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By *.luke7Man over a year ago

"Play word games

Spend a night in some high rise, big windowed hotel room!

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

Make a brew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy him whilst Mark watches. N

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"Enjoy him whilst Mark watches. N"

Thankyou

I’m sure that could be arranged after lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard! "

Buy a drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink."

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

Fuck her. Naked

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

Fuck her. Naked

Tbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Decorate his nan's spare room

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

Fuck her. Naked

Join them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Decorate his nan's spare room"

Spank with a rolled up Financial Times

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Tickle his penguin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tickle his penguin

Play rock, paper, scissors, lizard ,spock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

OK then

So yep... Naked wrestle

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

OK then

So yep... Naked wrestle "

And I'll let you make me pancakes. Naked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

OK then

So yep... Naked wrestle

And I'll let you make me pancakes. Naked."

Have a coffee and a good natter xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

OK then

So yep... Naked wrestle

And I'll let you make me pancakes. Naked.

Have a coffee and a good natter xx"

^ They know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slap that ass

Bares ass ready to be slapped

Hand print and a bruise

Scowls

not so hard!

Buy a drink.

Have a tossing competition (pancakes you dirty lot!)

Give him a cuddle. Naked.

I'm naked now, might take me a little while to run to you though without getting arrested

Fine. Put clothes on and I'll rip them off when you get here

OK then

So yep... Naked wrestle

And I'll let you make me pancakes. Naked.

Have a coffee and a good natter xx

^ They know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make pancakes for them, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make pancakes for them, obvs"

Bloody love pancakes !

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Naked pancake party then

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Bacon sarnie and a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Naked pancake party then

I'll bring the batter

That sounded better and less creepy in my head

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Naked pancake party then

I'll bring the batter

That sounded better and less creepy in my head

I just lost coffee out of my nose

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Wine and some naughty dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naked pancake party then

I'll bring the batter

That sounded better and less creepy in my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spank and nibble that peachy bum

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Run the iron over his shirtb

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Roll in the hay, with the missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Intense game of scrabble

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

A game of curby to determine the curby champion of the world

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

Challenge the winner to claim the curby world title

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