FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Size Queens
Size Queens
Jump to: Newest in thread
| |||
 | |||
 | |||
"Do they love you? "What do you think? | |||
Mrs kf x | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x "
Would you like me to promote you?..
Easiest job ever I’d imagine x | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x "His style works though  | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x
Would you like me to promote you?..
Easiest job ever I’d imagine x"No thanks, I've got this | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x
His style works though"Oh, I don't doubt it. The man's got some balls. And a big nob apparently. Don't know if you've heard, he's shy | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x
His style works though
Oh, I don't doubt it. The man's got some balls. And a big nob apparently. Don't know if you've heard, he's shy "I may have seen it a few times | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x
His style works though
Oh, I don't doubt it. The man's got some balls. And a big nob apparently. Don't know if you've heard, he's shy
I may have seen it a few times "It's hush hush, but apparently he shoots a lot of cum out of it. Keep it on the down low though, he gets all embarrassed! | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x "Give it another few weeks and you may do. | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
 | |||
"Mr Carrick. I have to say, I have never in my time on fab come across such a brazen self-promoter. You do make me laugh!
Mrs kf x "Ha if you ain’t gonna blow your own trumpet you can’t expect anyone else too!! | |||
"A size brag with no pics to prove it?? How disappointing " | |||
 | |||
"Goodness. Also, ouch "Scary? | |||
| |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab?" I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you | |||
"A size brag with no pics to prove it?? How disappointing
"Oh I say | |||
"Goodness. Also, ouch
Scary? "My cervix went into hiding. | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you " Really? Would you not rather excite me? | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you Really? Would you not rather excite me?" Terrifying you excites me... which would absolutely lead to you being more than excited.. May have to take a break from working at home to watch your naughty videos x | |||
"Goodness. Also, ouch
Scary?
My cervix went into hiding."Hahha | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you Really? Would you not rather excite me? Terrifying you excites me... which would absolutely lead to you being more than excited.. May have to take a break from working at home to watch your naughty videos x" Ahhh this is what I look for in a man... Someone who gets excited by scaring me lol | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you Really? Would you not rather excite me? Terrifying you excites me... which would absolutely lead to you being more than excited.. May have to take a break from working at home to watch your naughty videos x Ahhh this is what I look for in a man... Someone who gets excited by scaring me lol "Haha seeing your tremble a little a little would just encourage me. Oh and I really like being your friend. Those videos. There is zero doubt in my mind I’ll be seeing you on cam soon x | |||
"Do they love you?
What do you think? "Haha, this guy. | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you Really? Would you not rather excite me? Terrifying you excites me... which would absolutely lead to you being more than excited.. May have to take a break from working at home to watch your naughty videos x Ahhh this is what I look for in a man... Someone who gets excited by scaring me lol
Haha seeing your tremble a little a little would just encourage me.
Oh and I really like being your friend. Those videos.
There is zero doubt in my mind I’ll be seeing you on cam soon x"Your confidence is impressive Sir | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? I’ve told you how much of a fan I am of you before I beat not do it in public .. And I’m over the moon I “terrify” you Really? Would you not rather excite me? Terrifying you excites me... which would absolutely lead to you being more than excited.. May have to take a break from working at home to watch your naughty videos x Ahhh this is what I look for in a man... Someone who gets excited by scaring me lol
Haha seeing your tremble a little a little would just encourage me.
Oh and I really like being your friend. Those videos.
There is zero doubt in my mind I’ll be seeing you on cam soon x
Your confidence is impressive Sir "As is your ass Miss. Drop me a message and I’ll show you my face | |||
| |||
 | |||
"Stop terrifying Kitty....I want that exclusive roll all to myself "Now now... I'm sure you can both terrify me x | |||
"Good angles "There’s about 7 angles. What more do you want haha | |||
"Good angles
There’s about 7 angles. What more do you want haha"8? | |||
"Stop terrifying Kitty....I want that exclusive roll all to myself
Now now... I'm sure you can both terrify me x"Ooooh Kitty your a brave lady x | |||
| |||
"All the pics have disappeared... so disappointed as I was getting all excited reading this thread "Don't worry, he'll be sure to resurrect this thread in 2 weeks so you can see it then  | |||
 | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab?" Its hard to find anywhere but when you do, make sure to grab it with both hands and don't let go! | |||
"I myself am not a size queen and your dick terrifies me lol. But I do wonder, given that the average size of dick is technically about 5.5 inches, are most size queens just a little disappointed a lot of the time? It must be unusual to come across a really big dick outside of fab? Its hard to find anywhere but when you do, make sure to grab it with both hands and don't let go! "Both hands. Yum. | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"Size queens follow their hearts." You're on one today Jim  .
These are almost as good as the Walsall threads | |||
| |||
| |||
"OK so, enlighten me... What does Size Queen mean? And this thread was started by a pretty boy with a large cock right? I'm always last to the party lol "Not far off. | |||
"I love them. I love that they only accept large. " I love cheese. | |||
"I love them. I love that they only accept large. " I’m a size princess | |||
 | |||
"All the pics have disappeared... so disappointed as I was getting all excited reading this thread
Don't worry, he'll be sure to resurrect this thread in 2 weeks so you can see it then "Called it!  | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"Size Queens are the males " Freud was right about penis envy but wrong about who has it | |||
"Size Queens are the males Freud was right about penis envy but wrong about who has it " | |||
| |||
| |||
"Love big weapons so guess I’m a size queen "Weapons of mass ass destruction | |||
| |||
| |||
| |||
"Do luv a big cock that makes me squeal like a gurl. "Great attitude | |||
"Do they love you? " | |||
"Eat me "I’ve just had a coffee and a bun | |||
"Eat me
I’ve just had a coffee and a bun "this | |||
"Eat me
I’ve just had a coffee and a bun "What kind of bun? | |||
"Eat me
I’ve just had a coffee and a bun
What kind of bun? "I think it was a lovely bun. | |||
| |||
| |||
 | |||
"I prefer the girls that are happy with average! "I think most prefer the person first, penis way down in second place | |||
"I prefer the girls that are happy with average!
I think most prefer the person first, penis way down in second place "Agreed the cock is only as good as what it’s attached to | |||
| |||
"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun " | |||
"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun "At this hour? You'll be bouncing off the walls | |||
"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun
At this hour? You'll be bouncing off the walls "I haven’t thought it through. | |||
"I prefer the girls that are happy with average!
I think most prefer the person first, penis way down in second place
Agreed the cock is only as good as what it’s attached to"I rather like tall men, I'm finding... | |||
"I prefer the girls that are happy with average!
I think most prefer the person first, penis way down in second place
Agreed the cock is only as good as what it’s attached to
I rather like tall men, I'm finding... "I know haha | |||
| |||
"Enjoy me " We do | |||
"Enjoy me We do " ^ he does | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does" So do you.... But we best not get in to that | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that "Lol | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol "Good good those filthy emojis get me erect | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol
Good good those filthy emojis get me erect "*god | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol
Good good those filthy emojis get me erect
*god"Easy tiger | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol
Good good those filthy emojis get me erect "You’re easily pleased | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol
Good good those filthy emojis get me erect
You’re easily pleased "Flirt | |||
"Enjoy me We do ^ he does So do you.... But we best not get in to that
Lol
Good good those filthy emojis get me erect
You’re easily pleased "If only you knew... But I said I’d stay quiet | |||
| |||
"Thing about size queens, many are all talk. Most women aren't even comfortable having any more than 8" in them let alone 9"+ you see on some profiles Girth with 7" is enough for them" Not implying that's my size in bigger | |||
| |||
"Size matters" So do gingers | |||
"Size matters So do gingers "Very true | |||
| |||
"Size matters So do gingers "Thank you  | |||
"Size matters" Are we talking egos here? | |||
| |||
"Size queen here! " Thank you | |||
| |||
| |||
"Size matters So do gingers
Thank you "You’re welcome ginger | |||
"I assumed most women are size Queens. Probably been on fab too long "Nope, some of us are more interested in the gentleman attached to the penis | |||
"I assumed most women are size Queens. Probably been on fab too long
Nope, some of us are more interested in the gentleman attached to the penis "Lies | |||
| |||
| |||
"Size queen here! Thank you " Look at you! Hot!!!! | |||
"I assumed most women are size Queens. Probably been on fab too long
Nope, some of us are more interested in the gentleman attached to the penis
Lies "Do you prefer a giant wiener, Belle?!
I must say I am blessed at home | |||
| |||
"Size queen here! Thank you Look at you! Hot!!!!" Thank you, unfortunately I have a tiny penis though. | |||
"I want an easy *lover with a **slow ***hand *friend **leaf ***blower " Bzzzz! Repetition. | |||
"Size queen here! Thank you Look at you! Hot!!!! Thank you, unfortunately I have a tiny penis though." LIES I heard it's as long as two sky remotes stuck together with duck tape, and as girthy as The Rock's forearm. | |||
"I want an easy *lover with a **slow ***hand *friend **leaf ***blower Bzzzz! Repetition. " HOUSE! | |||
| |||
"Size queen here! Thank you Look at you! Hot!!!! Thank you, unfortunately I have a tiny penis though." Damn it haha | |||
"I assumed most women are size Queens. Probably been on fab too long
Nope, some of us are more interested in the gentleman attached to the penis
Lies
Do you prefer a giant wiener, Belle?!
I must say I am blessed at home "No I like a normal wiener ohh you lucky lady | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice." You need to do some research in how a woman’s body works. Your lack of understanding is pretty disturbing and makes you sound like a bit of a bellend. Do you honestly believe we walk round with a big open tunnel in our bodies ? | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice. You need to do some research in how a woman’s body works. Your lack of understanding is pretty disturbing and makes you sound like a bit of a bellend. Do you honestly believe we walk round with a big open tunnel in our bodies ?" Hahahaha fantastic reply
I think the guy writing the original post has a tiny cock | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice." Wow | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice." Classic below average penis size response. As a former size queen it wasn’t about the penetration side of things it was the aesthetics. I liked looking at a large penis. Liked to know I could pull him by the penis like I’m leading a trotting pony. | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice. Classic below average penis size response. As a former size queen it wasn’t about the penetration side of things it was the aesthetics. I liked looking at a large penis. Liked to know I could pull him by the penis like I’m leading a trotting pony. " Ah yeah that makes sense, I can see that, if it’s a aesthetics thing as well, my friend who I sometimes go to clubs with, is massive, I’m taking 10” width of a baseball bat, and it’s absolutely majestic, I’m not even keen on dicks but could look at his all day. I definitely have penis envy with his. But prob that’s where the prejudice comes from, when I’ve seen him having sex, a lot of the women cannot take the size, which I get, and he loves, but the women that can take it, he complains that they are slack and a shit shag. Mines a respectable size but no way close to his, so cannot speak from experience, but from that, if someone says size queen, I automatically think off that, an axe wound instead of a lovely box cutter slice. | |||
"I don’t know about anyone else, but when I read size queens, I just imagine they have a vagina like a wizards sleeve. Nothing to back that up, but if they need the extra inches to get off, then 2 + 2 = hotdog down a hallway. Could just be me and very happy to be put wrong. Again I’ve nothing to back it up, never had complains about mine but I wouldn’t seek out a size queen for that prejudice. Classic below average penis size response. As a former size queen it wasn’t about the penetration side of things it was the aesthetics. I liked looking at a large penis. Liked to know I could pull him by the penis like I’m leading a trotting pony. Ah yeah that makes sense, I can see that, if it’s a aesthetics thing as well, my friend who I sometimes go to clubs with, is massive, I’m taking 10” width of a baseball bat, and it’s absolutely majestic, I’m not even keen on dicks but could look at his all day. I definitely have penis envy with his. But prob that’s where the prejudice comes from, when I’ve seen him having sex, a lot of the women cannot take the size, which I get, and he loves, but the women that can take it, he complains that they are slack and a shit shag. Mines a respectable size but no way close to his, so cannot speak from experience, but from that, if someone says size queen, I automatically think off that, an axe wound instead of a lovely box cutter slice." That's cos your mate is a dick! | |||
| |||
| |||
"Thing about size queens, many are all talk. Most women aren't even comfortable having any more than 8" in them let alone 9"+ you see on some profiles Girth with 7" is enough for them" 8" sounds good and 7" girth sounds very fun | |||
| |||
| |||
"If they mention size queen I just quietly back out. Nothing wrong with them wanting size, same as me not wanting skinny women Just a preference " What he said I'm more than just my penis and its probably not big enough anyway. | |||
| |||
"A rolling pin never fails " Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one | |||
"A rolling pin never fails Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one "Eeesh yeh  no thanks
Rolling pins aren't girthy either if they're size queen's | |||
"If they mention size queen I just quietly back out. Nothing wrong with them wanting size, same as me not wanting skinny women Just a preference " Same here mate. I just feel like I’ll be scored out of 10 afterwards, and the only thing which attracted them to me was my dangly appendage | |||
"A rolling pin never fails Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one "You moaned that it wasn't glass | |||
this thread is funny.
My one isn't the biggest but it is very, very pretty. | |||
" this thread is funny.
My one isn't the biggest but it is very, very pretty. "And that's what really matters | |||
"A rolling pin never fails Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one "Ours is marble with wooden handles | |||
"A rolling pin never fails Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one
Ours is marble with wooden handles "Stainless steel here, at least I think it’s a rolling pin. | |||
"A rolling pin never fails Splinters though . Especially if it’s an old one
Ours is marble with wooden handles
Stainless steel here, at least I think it’s a rolling pin. "Isn't that your cosh? | |||
" this thread is funny.
My one isn't the biggest but it is very, very pretty.
And that's what really matters "If I say so myself, mine can hold its own when it comes to aesthetics  | |||
| |||
"Size queen here! Thank you Look at you! Hot!!!! Thank you, unfortunately I have a tiny penis though." It's what you do with it that counts | |||
"Do they love you?
What do you think? "Nope | |||
| |||
| |||
"Is this still going " No. It died a week ago  | |||
"Is this still going " Not till you went looking for it, it wasn’t. | |||
| |||
"Size queen. Must be an impressive chess board" I was thinking the same thing lol Mr HH | |||
